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Deems
05-29-2009, 03:21 PM
We have all heard a phrase or two..

" an apple a day keeps the doctor away.."
" when life gives ya lemons... make lemonade"


what phrase have you used lately?


What are some funny sayings that you've heard ?
Tawni
05-29-2009, 04:11 PM
hmm Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's Raining. Judge Judy. lol....ok I'll think on this.
StoneTheCrow
05-29-2009, 04:54 PM
My favorite is one my daddy always told us when we screwed something up.

The BOFU. Big ol' fuck up.
CULPRITE_INC
05-29-2009, 05:58 PM
when life gives you lemons make apple sauce
Stormcrow
05-29-2009, 07:32 PM
That that doesn't kill me, only makes me stronger.
StoneTheCrow
05-29-2009, 07:34 PM
Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all
CULPRITE_INC
05-29-2009, 10:19 PM
You cant make every one happy all the time, but you can make your self happy at least half the time.
Wednesday
05-30-2009, 01:36 AM
when life gives u lemons dont ask for apple sauce
4nik8
05-30-2009, 08:59 PM
Damn, you're tighter 'n a tick!!

(That's a compliment paid to a hill billy woman concerning her ass/thighs/stomach/etc)
LethalDose
05-30-2009, 09:29 PM
Back when I was your age.......
Stormcrow
05-31-2009, 11:20 AM
Don't sweat the petty shit. Pet the sweaty bits.
Deems
05-31-2009, 03:28 PM
What comes around goes around

God wouldnt give you a cross you couldnt handle. ( meaning that you can overcome b/c god wouldnt give you a problem you couldnt handle)

Did ya wear clean underwear? Cuz ya never know....

because I said so.
Mrs.S
05-31-2009, 05:34 PM
not the sharpest tool in the shed

don't have a pot to pee in or a window to throw it out

sharper than a tack
Stormcrow
05-31-2009, 06:48 PM
not the sharpest tool in the shed

don't have a pot to pee in or a window to throw it out

sharper than a tack

I never heard "...a pot to PEE in..." before.
StoneTheCrow
05-31-2009, 06:49 PM
I never heard "...a pot to PEE in..." before.

Surely you have, I've heard it all my life.
Stormcrow
05-31-2009, 06:54 PM
Surely you have, I've heard it all my life.

It's always been "piss"...maybe I've always run with a rough crowd or something.
StoneTheCrow
05-31-2009, 06:56 PM
It's always been "piss"...maybe I've always run with a rough crowd or something.

Oh ok,one of the words aren't the same,so there is a clean and not so clean version. No big deal.
Stormcrow
05-31-2009, 07:01 PM
Oh ok,one of the words aren't the same,so there is a clean and not so clean version. No big deal.

Nobody said it was...I was picking on my wife...she rarely swears you see.
StoneTheCrow
05-31-2009, 07:03 PM
Nobody said it was...I was picking on my wife...she rarely swears you see.

Ahh yeah, my bad. :nerd:
4nik8
05-31-2009, 09:35 PM
Dumber than a box of rocks.
The Goddess
06-01-2009, 06:41 PM
You can't change the past...so, fix the present.
Stormcrow
06-01-2009, 06:50 PM
Sharp as the edge of town.

Tighter'n Prom Night.
Blood
06-01-2009, 07:32 PM
A friend to all is a friend to none.

An idle mind is the Devil's playground.

If she had a brain, she would be dangerous.

No rest for the wicked.

The cure is worst than the disease.

^^Courtesy of my mother...she was full of them when i was growing up. :squigglemouth:
4nik8
06-01-2009, 10:42 PM
If you had a brain it would rattle.

Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

More nervous than whore in church.

As nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Deems
06-02-2009, 12:51 AM
as useful as teets on a bull

as graceful as a bull in a china shop

as good as a pig in shit.

as crazee as a kid in a candy shop

( who cares of) the price of tea in China?
4nik8
06-02-2009, 09:21 AM
That's what she said.

I haven't (insert activity) in a month of Sundays.