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StoneTheCrow
06-01-2009, 02:01 AM
This is the story of a guy that was smoking a cigarette on his back porch. He was interrupted by two guys that were burglarizing the house next door, they came over to tell the guy it wasn't right for him to be smoking because the second hand smoke would cling to them and they would carry it back to their kids.

Well, he got pissed off about this and shot them in the face with his assault rifle, he was arrested and had his day in court, his trial was delayed because of the Gay Rights protesters that were rallying in the court house halls, they were also pissed off because somebody brought tap water from home instead of their favorite bottled water.

When his trial finally started the prosecutor and his lawyer just rattled on back and forth about this law and that law so finally the newly appointed Latino judge pulled out an uzi and sprayed the courtroom just to shut them the fuck up,yeah, automatic weapons are the tits right!!!


The judge lit up a medicinal joint (arthritis in trigger finger) and dared anyone to complain about second hand smoke, oddly enough, nobody said nothing. It could be the fact that everybody was dead, who knows.


I'm sure you're wondering if there is a moral or maybe even a point to this story, probably not. If you don't like it, write your congressman/woman, it won't do any good because they're still trying to figure out how to give themselves a raise with the money they stole last year.

:angel:

Deems
06-01-2009, 02:11 AM
Drop the crack pipe....... Its gonna be OKaaay......

StoneTheCrow
06-01-2009, 02:12 AM
Drop the crack pipe....... Its gonna be OKaaay......

I was only going to hand it back to you...

Deems
06-01-2009, 02:20 AM
No.. no.. its whomever the next poster in this thread's turn.. really.

CULPRITE_INC
06-01-2009, 03:15 AM
pass the duhie to the left hand side...

gigman
06-01-2009, 03:31 AM
I can't believe I read the whole thing.:squigglemouth:

StoneTheCrow
06-01-2009, 03:14 PM
I don't remember putting in the topic "please read this", I was bored so fucking what.

4nik8
06-01-2009, 03:22 PM
That makes sense.

A post on a text based site that wouldn't automatically be read ...even without a please read tag...........

Deems
06-01-2009, 03:33 PM
Maybe what he meant was that he finally acquired the skillz to actually read the whole thing?

StoneTheCrow
06-01-2009, 03:49 PM
That makes sense.

A post on a text based site that wouldn't automatically be read ...even without a please read tag...........

And? He wants to complain about reading the whole thing, nobody forced him to.

4nik8
06-01-2009, 04:27 PM
You're going to bitch about him bitching?

Stormcrow
06-01-2009, 06:59 PM
Bitch all you want, I got a chuckle from it. :wink:

4nik8
06-01-2009, 11:53 PM
Me too.

I just wanted to razz him for razzing Giggles.

gigman
06-02-2009, 01:24 PM
And? He wants to complain about reading the whole thing, nobody forced him to.

Maybe I should try and be a little more critical next time.

StoneTheCrow
06-02-2009, 02:10 PM
Maybe I should try and be a little more critical next time.

It wouldn't matter to me,it started out as a joke, might as well end in one.

4nik8
06-02-2009, 02:24 PM
Don't most things around here?

CULPRITE_INC
06-02-2009, 03:05 PM
T'was a good read,lol.