StoneTheCrow
06-01-2009, 02:01 AM
This is the story of a guy that was smoking a cigarette on his back porch. He was interrupted by two guys that were burglarizing the house next door, they came over to tell the guy it wasn't right for him to be smoking because the second hand smoke would cling to them and they would carry it back to their kids.
Well, he got pissed off about this and shot them in the face with his assault rifle, he was arrested and had his day in court, his trial was delayed because of the Gay Rights protesters that were rallying in the court house halls, they were also pissed off because somebody brought tap water from home instead of their favorite bottled water.
When his trial finally started the prosecutor and his lawyer just rattled on back and forth about this law and that law so finally the newly appointed Latino judge pulled out an uzi and sprayed the courtroom just to shut them the fuck up,yeah, automatic weapons are the tits right!!!
The judge lit up a medicinal joint (arthritis in trigger finger) and dared anyone to complain about second hand smoke, oddly enough, nobody said nothing. It could be the fact that everybody was dead, who knows.
I'm sure you're wondering if there is a moral or maybe even a point to this story, probably not. If you don't like it, write your congressman/woman, it won't do any good because they're still trying to figure out how to give themselves a raise with the money they stole last year.
:angel:
Well, he got pissed off about this and shot them in the face with his assault rifle, he was arrested and had his day in court, his trial was delayed because of the Gay Rights protesters that were rallying in the court house halls, they were also pissed off because somebody brought tap water from home instead of their favorite bottled water.
When his trial finally started the prosecutor and his lawyer just rattled on back and forth about this law and that law so finally the newly appointed Latino judge pulled out an uzi and sprayed the courtroom just to shut them the fuck up,yeah, automatic weapons are the tits right!!!
The judge lit up a medicinal joint (arthritis in trigger finger) and dared anyone to complain about second hand smoke, oddly enough, nobody said nothing. It could be the fact that everybody was dead, who knows.
I'm sure you're wondering if there is a moral or maybe even a point to this story, probably not. If you don't like it, write your congressman/woman, it won't do any good because they're still trying to figure out how to give themselves a raise with the money they stole last year.
:angel: