The "I need 5 Credits" Game Thread

[Laney]

can't wait...

must be a lady standing to pee

[chi]

^^^^^^

http://www.crowsnestforums.com/picture.php?albumid=65&pictureid=933


lol

[4nik8]

can't wait...

must be a lady standing to pee

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2448/pee1gb2.jpg (http://img217.imageshack.us/i/pee1gb2.jpg/)

[Freewilly]

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2448/pee1gb2.jpg (http://img217.imageshack.us/i/pee1gb2.jpg/)

:squigglemouth: ummm nope would rather squat :bigsmile:

[4nik8]

That's not the "good" one I wanted to post...but since it showed vag AND urine..I opted for the safer one instead.

Apparently she's more talented..no funnel was needed in HER approach.

[Laney]

hope i can post this...if not pls remove

http://www.garbageetc.com/2009/06/05/priceless-soccer-player-taking-a-whiz/

[4nik8]

Dammit Laney, I started out lookin at that link, then got on to looking for women standing and peeing again and......ALMOST started surfing amputee midget porn again..I'm trying to quit..


:bigsmile:

[Laney]

LOL!!

[Freewilly]

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BUGGER !!

[LEFT]

.....whut-in-the-sam-hill is WRONG with you girls!?

[Freewilly]

hope i can post this...if not pls remove

http://www.garbageetc.com/2009/06/05/priceless-soccer-player-taking-a-whiz/

hahaha I never seen that before lmao what a dick !! :bigsmile:

[4nik8]

what a dick

Ya like that one then did ya?

:roflmao:

[Freewilly]

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[Laney]

^^^O-M-G!!!!^^^

she must not have a mirror at home

[4nik8]

She should be arrested for sight pollution.

[Laney]

LMAO^^^

[Freewilly]

aw be nice its welshie ;) she posted herself on fb :bigsmile: I guess I better hide when she logs in :angel:

[LEFT]

HEY LANEY! I j'sut got an idea for a new set of pics....

[Freewilly]

I ...............CANT....................BREATHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH





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[Laney]

oh that poor man!!!


at least she has small ankles

[Freewilly]

oh that poor man!!!


at least she has small ankles

yeah that oughta lighten the load aye :bigsmile:

[LEFT]

y'all are TRYING to hurt my brain AINTCHA!?

[Freewilly]

y'all are TRYING to hurt my brain AINTCHA!?

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[4nik8]

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[Laney]

well...that leaves me out

[4nik8]

You're welcome everywhere Laney..that goes without saying.

I'd even invite you to my wedding.

[Freewilly]

well...that leaves me out

me too :bigsmile:

[4nik8]

Hush you...

[Freewilly]

Hush you...

:angel: :tongue:

[4nik8]

You're welcome everywhere I go..whether you wanna be there or not.

:wink:

[Laney]

You're welcome everywhere Laney..that goes without saying.

I'd even invite you to my wedding.

and i would accept your invitation...

[4nik8]

of course, Left should come along...

[Laney]

really?

lol

[4nik8]

Oh, yeah...who else would give ya away?

:bigsmile:

[Laney]

you gotta point there...

[4nik8]

unfortunately it's on the top of my head..

[Laney]

better there than on your butt

it would be hard to sit...

[4nik8]

now THAT'S hare to argue with...

[Laney]

i thought so...

[4nik8]

smarty pants...

and your ..ehh....shirt looked perdy derned good too..

:xd:

[Laney]

i just love it. comfy as hell...

[4nik8]

yeah...I gotta get one now..I don't think it'd look as good on ME as yours does on YOU though..

[Laney]

i don't think you'll be disappointed in them. the sweatshirt left got is very nice and thick. definately gonna be good this winter.

[4nik8]

Yeah, I probably won't be needin a sweat shirt too much by the time I get my freedom back..

:bigsmile:

[Freewilly]

Yeah, I probably won't be needin a sweat shirt too much by the time I get my freedom back..

:bigsmile:

:acry: :kiss:

[Laney]

Yeah, I probably won't be needin a sweat shirt too much by the time I get my freedom back..

freedom is a good thing

[4nik8]

freedom is a good thing

Ain't THAT the truth.

:acry: :kiss:

http://bestsmileys.com/love2/1.gif

[Laney]

is anyone dressing up for Halloween? if so, what costume of choice did you choose?

[Freewilly]

nah I dont bother with it, not many peeps here do .

[Laney]

the adults around here plan for it year after year...


i think they enjoy being someone or something else for a night

it is fun...did it for many years

i've been a cat, cleopatra, french maid, hippie, biker chick and i'm sure several others i can't remember.

[LEFT]

I think this year I'm gonna dress up like a biker...

[4nik8]

I'm thinking County Orange will be my outfit for Halloween this year....

[Laney]

I'm thinking County Orange will be my outfit for Halloween this year....


are you trying to tell us something??

[4nik8]

I'm gonna be in jail..

you didn't know? Left knows....

[Freewilly]

I'm gonna be in jail..

you didn't know? Left knows....

bugger :(

[4nik8]

nah..

dance with the devil, ya gotta pay the fiddler...

[Freewilly]

stop dancing :angel: lol

[4nik8]

LMAO...

I've officially decided my dancing days are over..
now..if I can just get people to quit pushing me out on the dance floor..

:wink:

[Freewilly]

push em over that'll do it :bigsmile:

[LEFT]

<<don't dance and woun't wear funny hats.

[Canis]

Me neither.

[4nik8]

Love to dance...but won't wear hats...I think they're all funny..

[4nik8]

Where's Laney and Freewilly?

[Freewilly]

hellooooo

[Laney]

hellooooo

do i hear an echo?

[Freewilly]

hellooooooooooooooo

[Laney]

hey willy!!!

how u r?

[Freewilly]

hey mate how are you :bigsmile:

[Laney]

I'm good!!

We need to get the b/g thread going again...

[Freewilly]

ok cool on my way :bigsmile:

[Laney]

weekend is a day closer.

tomorrow we'll be heading down to lake corpus christi for a motorcycle run. it's the best one of the year.

[Freewilly]

cool have a blast :angel:

[Laney]

we always do...wish you could come with us.

[Boo]

:angel:I want to come too! Tho tomorrow will be a beach day with my hubby

[Laney]

enjoy your day Boo.

the beach sounds like fun too.

[4nik8]

I'd love to come with either of ya...

just stay at home with Freewilly.

:bigsmile:

[Freewilly]

sounds like a plan :wink:

[Laney]

be sure to get out and get you some sun.

it's good for the bones...vitamin D and whutknot

[Boo]

life is too short not to have fun,Laney have a safe trip . Want to hear all about it when you get back

[4nik8]

Yup..if FW can't get enough vitamin D from the sun..I'll do my best to help her out.

:wink:

[Freewilly]

Yup..if FW can't get enough vitamin D from the sun..I'll do my best to help her out.

:wink:

:tongue:

[4nik8]

YAY ME!

Got a reprieve today.

Find out Friday if the magistrate accepts the proposal and how much community service I'll have to do if he does.

[Boo]

I had an eventful day -- changed my first car battery--- dammm that thing was heavy-- got the job done and car is runnin

[4nik8]

Can't wait for some people to finally show up here.

[chi]

YAY ME!

Got a reprieve today.

Find out Friday if the magistrate accepts the proposal and how much community service I'll have to do if he does.

Post a pic of you in your orange vest, keeping our highways clean!

[4nik8]

Post a pic of you in your orange vest, keeping our highways clean!

LOL..

I gotta remember to bring a camera..no matter what they have me doing.

[Freewilly]

YAY ME!

Got a reprieve today.

Find out Friday if the magistrate accepts the proposal and how much community service I'll have to do if he does.

Best news ever :angel:

[4nik8]

I knew at least a couple would notice I wasn't locked up. Most haven't evn batted an eye or asked what happened.

:kiss:

[Laney]

good luck on friday...

[4nik8]

Aww, thanks for that, Laney.

I really do appreciate it.

[Freewilly]

I knew at least a couple would notice I wasn't locked up. Most haven't evn batted an eye or asked what happened.

:kiss:

awww well I for one noticed and I cant express my relief :angel:

[Laney]

Friday is just a day away

[4nik8]

awww well I for one noticed and I cant express my relief

You're just the sweetest lady in the world to me.

[Laney]

YAY! Friday is here...no more waiting

[4nik8]

Well, I just called.

They said call back at 2...

more waiting...

[Laney]

waiting really sucks...

[Boo]

Lonely with Cop traveling for two weeks, but feeling better now that my oldest is home for the weekend. how is everyone else today?

[Laney]

so far so good.

glad you have company for the weekend.

[4nik8]

Waiting for MONDAY now...

so...more random posting on the net to kill time till the axe drops...

[Freewilly]

aw waiting sucks

[4nik8]

Sometimes ..nah..waiting ALWAYS sucks

:bigsmile:

[Boo]

OMG I want to be a grandma sooo bad, I miss little kids (tonight is halloween, two twin girls about 3 years old just came to the door dressed as faries sssssoooooo cuteeeee)

[4nik8]

Ya know what's worse than not having what you want at hand when you want it?





Anybody?








Anybody?










Me neither.

[chi]

Having everything? It's sooooooooo boring, I tell you!

[Laney]

I'd like to be bored for a few minutes...lol

[4nik8]

LOL @ u 2..

well, drum roll till about 2:30 or so today..

[Laney]

good luck, nik

[4nik8]

TY, Laney...

now just waiting till Wednesday.

[Laney]

yay, wednesday is here

[4nik8]

You're not gonna believe this...

they told me to call back on Friday...

:squigglemouth:

[Laney]

well...it's Friday...wud they say?


call back Monday?

[Freewilly]

such a pain in the ass.

[Laney]

tell me about it...

always hurry up and wait

no wonder the judicial system is in such a mess


that right there is the reason i'm a good girl...lol

[Freewilly]

Its awful they make people stress about it till they decide to get there paperwork done its not fair.

[4nik8]

Yup. They said MONDAY!!!!

Though, they didn't say WHICH Monday, so I'll not be too surprised when/if I don't get an answer in a couple days.

[Freewilly]

So sorry ya have to deal with that xx

[4nik8]

I got word!!

I got word!!!

[Freewilly]

And its awesome news :angel:

[4nik8]

Just cause you get to talk to me now.

:kiss:

[Freewilly]

well that too but mainly for your peace of mind :)

[Boo]

Soo happy my baby's home from college for the weekend i miss them both soo much

[4nik8]

well that too but mainly for your peace of mind :)

You are, without a doubt, the sweetest woman I've ever met.

[chi]

What was the good news?

[4nik8]

0 jail time

YAY!!

[chi]

What were they thinking?¿? :squigglemouth:

[4nik8]

That my attorney is the tits!!

:bigsmile:

[chi]

This was for fighting - assault/battery? Or something else? Did you get community service, probation, nuttin'?

[4nik8]

Comm service...
0 probation
pay some fines.

[chi]

beats jail any day

good for you

[4nik8]

LOL

Can't argue with that.

Thx

[chi]

How long were you looking at? (jail time)

[4nik8]

1-5 originally.

Yes. I was REALLY worried.

Ain't even gonna lie on that.

[chi]

Oh... felony. Prison not jail. You SHOULD have been worried.

Very lucky you just got a slap on the wrist.

[4nik8]

Tell me about it.

[chi]

I just did. Pay attention.

You must not live in a "tough on crime" county.

[4nik8]

You know the system.

Money talks.

[chi]

You bribed the judge? :neutral:

[4nik8]

What my attorney did with the huge sum he got me from me I honestly have no idea...


:innocent:

[Laney]

Community Service can bite big time but it's much better than the alternative.

Glad to hear the good news, Nik!

[4nik8]

Thanks Laney!!

[Boo]

do problems ever end!!!

[Laney]

only after we die...

[4nik8]

That's when the problems REALLY begin..

aint it?

Where's your "spirit go?
Do ya get reincarnated?
Do ya go to heaven or hell?
'
Or planet Zeta?

Do you find out aliens created us all?

Or do ya just lay there, rot and become worm food....

[Boo]

So who's cooking Thanksgiving Dinner besides me? I can't wait!!!!

[4nik8]

approx 100 million other people

:bigsmile:

[LEFT]

<<<hates the holidays




humbug...and whutknot

[Laney]

happy thanksgiving everyone!!

[chi]

Happy Thanksgiving, Laney and Scrooge!

[Laney]

LOL^^

he can be sometimes...

hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving!

[LEFT]

thanksgiving down

christmas to go...

new years to go...

then that feast of the three kings is definately an all-nighter...




grumblin'n whutknot

[4nik8]

YAY!!

Xmas is finally catching up to all the store promotion and tv shows and movies and commercials and .....

[Laney]

I hate seeing Christmas stuff out before Thanksgiving gets here...

[chi]

yeah, me too

[Laney]

Mom and I went to eat at Cracker Barrel the 1st of Nov. and they had Christmas decorations everywhere and music playing. The annoying kind of music. The cute cashier said she'll probably hate Christmas by the time it gets here.

I wouldn't blame her.

[chi]

It spoils the holiday when it starts so early

[LEFT]

boycott I say!

boycott I tell you!!

[chi]

Okay, I'm not getting you a present

[LEFT]

I am blessed to possess STUFF mo-wer than any one man could want or need.

BUT!

I do truly appreciate the generous and thoughtful intention.




....





SEND PIE !!

[Canis]

I'm wid Left. A turkey sammich would be nice.

[chi]

Oh, Okay. I'll tear up the autographed racy pics then.

[4nik8]

Giggle snort

:roflmao:

[LEFT]

yessss, but!

I have MY mind....and I can do anyTHINK I want to in there!



"she swaggered up to him, hips swinging in her pencil skirt, spiked heels clicking with determination. In one gloved hand a scotch on the rox and in the other a long cigarette holder, it's glowing coal leaving a trailing whisp of smoke. She stopped almost on top of him, disregarding his comfort zone, locking eyes, a cruel smile slowly turning the corners of her red painted lips...."



'n whutknot

[4nik8]

Come my lady...Come, Come My lady...

Your my butterfly ...sugar baby..

I'll make your legs shake..ya make me go crazy..

Butterflies in her eyes and the looks to kill....

[chi]

^ ^ ^ ^
You two should get a room

[LEFT]

um....ew?

[chi]

Watch out for his butterfly net

[4nik8]

and the guys in the white jackets...just point em in her direction.

[Laney]

i'm staying outta this one...

y'all carry on

[4nik8]

ptthththhtthbbbbbbbbbttttttt

[Laney]

sunny, cool and windy today

[chi]

same here

it's a conspiracy!

[4nik8]

I hate em...

all of em..

their evil wicked mean and nasty..

and that's just their KIDS!!

[4nik8]

WTF were YOU smoking when ya made THAT post?

[LEFT]

<credit whore cashing in

[chi]

how

do

you

do?

[LEFT]

i

do

well

and

you?

[4nik8]

I guess that would depend on who was asked, what the topic was that was being discussed and curve you'd be graded on.

It's all subjective, you know.

[LEFT]

huh? wha!? again but translated into simple man of simple mind speak?

[4nik8]

It means Indeed.

:wink:

[LEFT]

5 more

[4nik8]

Either it's cause it's close to christmas or I'm gettin sick....

but dern it...

I love EVER'BODY

[LEFT]

5 more

[Buschman]

Left burnt a cookie with his Chi alt,..too funny.

[Boo]

Left is that your new little princess, sooooo cute, i bet xmass is going to be fun this year..

Damm its cold here in Fl. burrrrrrrrr

[LEFT]

we're alright weather-wisw...low 70's and sunny

YES!

<<<that would be our very own Princess Zoe, who isperfect in ever'way, can do no wrong and is entittled to any dern thing she wants as long as I shall live.

...kewter'n kewt aint she!?

[4nik8]

Yes.

How wonderful it is.

To just spend
time in here
and earn...









































credits.

[LEFT]

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[LEFT]

KRED ITS AND WHUTKNOT

[LEFT]

kreh dits e-vin

[Laney]

more credits...YAY!

[LEFT]

<<credit whore

[Laney]

^^yes you are...

[LEFT]

I feel no shame

[Laney]

we need rain...now!

[4nik8]

gimme 5

[Laney]

high or low?

[4nik8]

too slow

[Laney]

too low...js

[LEFT]

make it grow

[ozzman62]

Wuzz up yo ? :wink:

[Laney]

i'm ready to get rid of BO

[Laney]

he has to go!

[ozzman62]

Well waddia know :bigsmile:

[Laney]

let's get on with the show...

[ozzman62]

I'll bring the Fiddle and you bring the Bow .

[Laney]

and the noise coming out, will make the crowd blow...

[ozzman62]

Their horns and see Unicorns ( Good peyote ) And cheer until the dawn...

[Laney]

which will make it impossible to mow the lawn...

[ozzman62]

Or get lumber sawn...

[Laney]

well...that was fun while it lasted.

[ozzman62]

Guess we'll just have to sit back and get blasted ? :bigsmile:

[LEFT]

kew...let's get blasted!

.....ERE!

[ozzman62]

* puff puff pass...ahhhhhh tanks :)

[Laney]

hey...don't forget to pass it to me!!!

[LEFT]

SHOTGUN BA-BEE!

[ozzman62]

That's gonna lead to some red eyes a bag of Doritos .

[Laney]

plus cookies and ice cream.....burp

[ozzman62]

I like your idea better .

[Laney]

gonna be 49 tonight and a high of 79 tomorrow. fall is finally here...

(hope it lasts longer than a week)

[ozzman62]

Glad you are getting a break from that heat Laney , It's already cooler hear than I like but whatcha gonna doo ?

[Laney]

but whatcha gonna doo ?

there's not much we can other than enjoy it...and hope it's gonna be a short season.

[LEFT]

in these parts if you don;t like the weather just hang for a while...it changes faster than sheets ata pay by the hour motel

[Laney]

wow...the middle of November and it's close to 80. dang i love Texas...

[LEFT]

gonna be about 70 today.....nipplicious!

[ozzman62]

We had some snow flurries this afternoon , Want some :)

[Laney]

not only NO...but HELL NO!!!

[ozzman62]

:heeheehee:

[LEFT]

80's this weekend means in the wind

I hear they got bbq up the road here for the wounded warrior thing

(plannin my sunday...shiner boch and bbq ferra good cause)

[Copernicus]

I hear they have cold beer on ice, a 27 plus lb. turkey with stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet puhtaters, lots of other good eatin', down in Florry-duh. Ya'll just need to be in the wind a little longer, just sayin'

[ozzman62]

Sounds like some good eats goin' round . might just do up a small Bird to celebrate the U.S Thanksgiving right along with you guys :bigsmile:

[LEFT]

wtf!? I wake up 2nd morning with it a notch above FREEZING!!!

I blame the Canadians....

(hute)

[Laney]

Lewis Black said we need to build a wall between Canada and us because that's where all the cold air comes from...

i'm beginning to think it's not a bad idea. it's frig'n cold here!

[ozzman62]

Oh sure , It's easy to blame me for the weather :bigsmile:

[LEFT]

aint that what fair weather friends are for???

[LEFT]

ok,so...highs only int he 50's today

game over man'n'n'n'n

so done with winter!

[Laney]

so done with winter!

i'm with ya on this...

I'll never complain about the heat again...well until next summer that is.

[LEFT]

....i like yer bewbs

[Laney]

thank you!!

[LEFT]

ok,so





.......now wut ?

[ozzman62]

Umm...Howz about sum cino money :bigsmile:

[Laney]

...that would be niiiiiice...........lol

[LEFT]

my ENTIRE existence is consumed with the acquisition use and loss of cino credits....




...and BEWBS !!

[LEFT]

Big Beautiful Bouncing Bewbs

[LEFT]

OH C'MON!!

this thread needs

POSTED upon

[LEFT]

hello? buford? bueller? ....anyone?

[LEFT]

sad...even bewb talk wount draw them in

[LEFT]

I hate when my name is all down the right side of the page....

[Copernicus]

Bewb are good!

[Cocksmoke Bananafeet]

If I could be any kind of bird I wanted, I'd be an atheist one. Cause birds don't believe in God, no sir.