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LethalDose
09-06-2009, 09:15 PM
Has this ever happened to you ?

When teenagers come and knock at your door/ring the doorbell,and then run off into the night ??


Friggin dorks..
CULPRITE_INC
09-06-2009, 10:02 PM
I know where you live?
LethalDose
09-06-2009, 10:07 PM
I know where you live?

Friggin dork..
para
09-06-2009, 10:19 PM
We called it Knock Knock zoom zoom but growing up, we had a better game. We would take fish string that was about 20 to 30 feet long, then tie a fishing weight to the end of the string and wrap the string around the outside screen door knob. So when you pull the string the weight would swing it would sound like someone was knocking. We would hide behind a bush and fuck with the person all night.
CULPRITE_INC
09-07-2009, 01:27 AM
nice para, so ignorant people around here call it nigger knocking i dont understand why...
Deems
09-07-2009, 02:10 AM
we used to put dog shit in a paperbag light it on fire and knock on doors. When they stamped out the fire on their doorstep.. they had dog shit all over themselves.
Amadeus
09-07-2009, 04:41 AM
It's fun as hell living in an apartment complex. Just run your finger all the way down the call list and run like mad hell....watch everybody try to buzz you in.
Copernicus
09-07-2009, 09:30 AM
we used to put dog shit in a paperbag light it on fire and knock on doors. When they stamped out the fire on their doorstep.. they had dog shit all over themselves


We used to do that too
rc2james
09-07-2009, 07:18 PM
I love this time of the year when the geese are flying, the leaves are starting to turn and the poo is flaming on people’s porch.
chi
09-07-2009, 07:40 PM
I love this time of the year when the geese are flying, the leaves are starting to turn and the poo is flaming on people’s porch.

Ah, yes, the smell of Autumn in the night air.

http://www.crowsnestforums.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=65&pictureid=505
LethalDose
09-07-2009, 11:17 PM
The flaming bag o` poo seems a bit dangerous...but I do see the humor.

I tend to stay away from peoples homes..I consider that their safe haven.I sometimes like to target the workplace.It makes it fun when people don`t have a clue who did it :xd:
Blood
09-08-2009, 10:00 AM
The flaming bag o` poo seems a bit dangerous...

That attitude my dear, is precisely why you got ding dong ditched.
Folks tend to do that mostly to uptight people on their street because they enjoy seeing the reaction. It's no fun unless you get some old dude to come out in his bathrobe and shake his fist at no one in particular and shout about 'those damn kids'. :tongue:

The moral of this story is you need to egg some houses to get back your street cred.
Stormcrow
09-08-2009, 05:26 PM
LD is OLD!

:roflmao:
LethalDose
09-09-2009, 10:15 AM
That attitude my dear, is precisely why you got ding dong ditched.
Folks tend to do that mostly to uptight people on their street because they enjoy seeing the reaction. It's no fun unless you get some old dude to come out in his bathrobe and shake his fist at no one in particular and shout about 'those damn kids'. :tongue:

The moral of this story is you need to egg some houses to get back your street cred.

Nahh...it was our 12 year old and his buddy..they don`t quite understand their predictability..and the fact that they were right around the corner is a dead giveaway.

The flaming bag of poo..I just never found much amusement in it.
gigman
09-09-2009, 04:17 PM
Has this ever happened to you ?

When teenagers come and knock at your door/ring the doorbell,and then run off into the night ??


Friggin dorks..No, they all know that rednecks like me have guns.

GO AHEAD PUNK,,,,,,,,,,,MAKE MY FUCKING DAY!!!!!!!1

http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt49/gigman45/PICT0493.jpg

http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt49/gigman45/Smilies/sFi_machinegunsdual.gif
LEFT
09-09-2009, 05:39 PM
I am, at the very least, very disappointed by the lot of you and your trickerous ways.











poop is NOT funny!
Stormcrow
09-09-2009, 07:20 PM
No, they all know that rednecks like me have guns.

GO AHEAD PUNK,,,,,,,,,,,MAKE MY FUCKING DAY!!!!!!!1

http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt49/gigman45/PICT0493.jpg

http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt49/gigman45/Smilies/sFi_machinegunsdual.gif

Yeah, damn right! Kill them li'l mutha fuckas for making you get off your ass for nuthin'!
LEFT
09-09-2009, 07:26 PM
it's

um

you know






legal

in TEXAS!
Stormcrow
09-09-2009, 07:30 PM
it's

um

you know






legal

in TEXAS!

LMAO, have some credits.
Amadeus
09-10-2009, 03:48 AM
Best security sticker you can put up in your window:

http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/nra_logo.jpg
Angeleyes
09-12-2009, 11:00 AM
Never had that happen. Did have some punk kids nail my house with the bb gun's they got for Christmas last year though. Damn kids broke 3 windows and put holes in my siding.