View Full Version : Things To Do With The Leftover Turkey
ozzman62
11-26-2009, 05:54 PM
Turkey Stew .
LethalDose
11-29-2009, 12:07 AM
Freeze turkey
use the carcass for a game of touch football
LethalDose
11-30-2009, 11:59 PM
Make a buffet for the neighborhood cats.
throw it away already!
it's a week old for pilgrims' sake
ozzman62
12-03-2009, 06:09 PM
throw it away already!
it's a week old for pilgrims' sake
We freeze our's within 2 days of cooking so no turkey with Elvis sideburns lol .
Turkey Shakes . :tongue:
ozzman62
12-05-2009, 07:49 PM
Feed the Homeless .
Chop it up and bake it in a fruitcake and give it to your Mother-in-law for Christmas
ozzman62
12-07-2009, 12:31 PM
Feed it to yer pets . Also....^^^Very funny :tongue:
LethalDose
12-07-2009, 12:39 PM
Turkey pizza ??
Decorate the carcass with spray-glitter and ribbon - hang it on the Christmas tree.
Baldy
12-09-2009, 03:00 PM
make an omelet with turkey and cheese and bbq sauce.
stick up on the wall next to the dead cow head
ozzman62
12-10-2009, 11:51 PM
Bury the carcass in your neighbors back yard along with a pair of shoes and an old wig and report " Suspicious activity " To your local Law enforcement agency .
^^^I like that!
Get a smear and look at it under the microscope.
Let it grow fuzzy mold and call it a Chia Pet
...are Chi's fuzzy?
hmmmm
ok,so
find a stain on it that looks like a religious icon and cash in on the e-bay!
...are Chi's fuzzy?
Lol, no but her spelling is.
ozzman62
12-15-2009, 07:32 PM
Put in the blender add some water and spices , Cracker spread .
Take it to the Christmas potluck lunch at work. (and hope your boss eats it)
LethalDose
12-18-2009, 01:52 AM
Offer it to the local food bank.
ozzman62
12-18-2009, 03:15 PM
By this time I'm thinking send it to Afghanistan for weapons , Shits gotta be toxic by now :tongue:
LethalDose
12-21-2009, 11:18 AM
By this time I'm thinking send it to Afghanistan for weapons , Shits gotta be toxic by now :tongue:
No doubt !!
yaknoooo....
I'm trying hard not to take exception to the over-use of the word "LEFTover".
May I suggest we say "stored for lack of consumption" or sumpthin? ANYHTING???
....I'm sensitive about such things.
ozzman62
12-27-2009, 11:07 PM
Dry it in the Sun and use the " Unconsumed " Bird to re-soul Shoes .
There , Wouldn't want to hurt yer feelin's big guy .
Tawni
12-28-2009, 02:51 PM
you know I was sick one year after Thanksgiving...and I am not a fan of turkey to start with (prefer ham). I was in bed with pnemonia and watching good morning america (don't watch much tv usually) After being sick and tired of a food I don't care for being made the same old ways, soup, turkey and gravy over waffles, sandwhiches etc...they had an idea and I tried it. Thing was it looked like it was not so great straight from the oven...so much so daughter in law faked being not hungry so only took one tiny spoonful...only to return twice for more.
Layer the turkey pieces in the bottom of a caserole dish, layer in every thing else...stuffing, cranberry sauce, corn pudding, green beans, gravy, anything you ate at the meal...top it with the potatoes and sprinkle with cheese if you want to...bake in the oven (might have to add a touch of milk depending on how much gravy you had)...and one of the best shepherds pies ever.....
Mrs.S
12-28-2009, 08:02 PM
^^^don't forget to beat an egg into the potato's to make them puff.
...has anyone thought to remove the wishbone?
sumbuddy pinky the other side of it and let's make a wish!
yaknoooo....
I'm trying hard not to take exception to the over-use of the word "LEFTover".
May I suggest we say "stored for lack of consumption" or sumpthin? ANYHTING???
....I'm sensitive about such things.
Left over, Left under, Left behind, Left standing.....
whatever you prefer, Baby.
:Blush:
"whatever you prefer, Baby"
well. let's see if I get the winning side of the wishbone....
SharBare
01-14-2010, 01:45 PM
OK, this is probably going to gross out a buncha ya'll and I'm sorry for that. My SIL "taught" me to love just pulling, from the cold carcass in the fridge, pieces of the breast meat and, while standing right in front of the open fridge mind you, dip the pieces into the jar of mayo (she scoops considerably more with each swipe than I do) then pop the bite into your kisser and enjoy. It sounds horrible; it did when I first saw her do it too and, of course, you can't use the jar of mayo anymore but that, little dab in my case and good glob in her case of, mayo on the cold turkey makes it a little mounthful of cool from the fridge heaven.
Yeah all the puking emoticans can begin being posted now but as long as you actually like both mayo and turkey breast, don't knock it till ya try it, right?
OK, this is probably going to gross out a buncha ya'll and I'm sorry for that. My SIL "taught" me to love just pulling, from the cold carcass in the fridge, pieces of the breast meat and, while standing right in front of the open fridge mind you, dip the pieces into the jar of mayo (she scoops considerably more with each swipe than I do) then pop the bite into your kisser and enjoy. It sounds horrible; it did when I first saw her do it too and, of course, you can't use the jar of mayo anymore but that, little dab in my case and good glob in her case of, mayo on the cold turkey makes it a little mounthful of cool from the fridge heaven.
Yeah all the puking emoticans can begin being posted now but as long as you actually like both mayo and turkey breast, don't knock it till ya try it, right?
... Then you wash it down with a big swig from the milk bottle and wipe your mouth off on the dish towel.
:neutral:
goodness gracious!
LethalDose
01-15-2010, 02:16 AM
That bird is still in the fridge ??
Buy sanitizing wipes..
ok,so
is there an update?
....referidgerator forensics
Canis
07-10-2010, 06:57 PM
Shar.....I do the same thing. Also do it with ham.
oh great...paw prints all up in there and stuff (hute)
Bunch of unsanitary people!
Wait a minute!
Did Canis just say he ate his bird? :theeye:
Canis
07-11-2010, 12:27 AM
Gulp :crossedlips:
Canis
07-11-2010, 12:27 AM
I did not kill that bird....that turkey.
Then how did you get that stain on your blue dress, huh, huh?
Laney
07-11-2010, 11:34 PM
Did I hear MAYO!
I ate a ton of mayo sandwiches growing up.
Anyway, I tolerate turkey once a year. It's great right out of the oven, but it just doesn't taste right in any kind of mixture. I can pigout on "recycled" (heard someone complain about the over-use of the "L" word) chicken though.
Oh, so now we have to be all PC and use words like "remaining turkey" and "unused edibles" instead of the L-word. lol
u big meanies u
e-mail(s) to follow....
hute
LethalDose
08-08-2010, 11:28 PM
Ask it to do chores..
4nik8
09-27-2010, 05:02 PM
teach it to guard the rest of the "left" overs
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