cant beat em quote them!

[CULPRITE_INC]

That shit makes your throat dry, down threw your asshole.


if you hear some one say some thing funny, read it some where, or any verbal joust you can not one up some one with, post it here.:dnh::welcome:

[TOAO]

"Give me liberty, or give me Dope"

[chi]

“And I just want to say to the kids out there watching – you can do anything you want in life, unless Jay Leno wants to do it too.”
~Conan O’Brien

[LethalDose]

“And I just want to say to the kids out there watching – you can do anything you want in life, unless Jay Leno wants to do it too.”
~Conan O’Brien

Kudos from me...Good post :wink:

[LEFT]

"Donald! Why is there never enough time to do it right the first time but always time to do it over? Hmmmm?

Why is that, Donald?"

-Sister Mary Corita








(the first love of my young life...oh yessir, I'm twisted)

[Stormcrow]

Walking barefoot on a floor of titties is cool too.

From the Chatbox.

[Amadeus]

I bet you're stupid enough to get pulled over in a parked car, aren't ya?

My ex

[Baldy]

Friend of mine, many years ago was in the back seat of a car, going down the road, going to town on his girl friend. They were, shall we say, otherwise occupied, while laying down on the seat. A cop pulled the driver over, the driver, thinking it would be funny, did not say anything to my friend and his girl in the back seat.

The cop walked up to the drivers window, with his flashlight shinning in the car and said in a loud voice: "Let's see you license son!

My friend in the back seat, sort of shocked, looks up and says:


"I need a license to do this?"





(the cop thought it was so funny that he forgot what he pulled them over for and let them go)

[StoneTheCrow]

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world.

But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don't have that problem." ...Ronald Reagan