Jokes:

[Amythist]

Let me hear um... I have not heard a good one in a long time!!!! Post up peeps!

[Bleed]

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks:
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

[Amythist]

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks:
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

Oh damn!

[S_B]

Superman is flying around one day, and is feeling very horny.
Suddenly, he sees Batman sitting down on top of a very tall building. So he drops down and asks Batman where the best place to get laid is.
Batman proceeds to then tell him that Wonder Woman is a great lay.
Superman tells Batman that there is no way he could do that to Wonder Woman, as they have been great friends for ages. Superman then flies away.
Superman then sees Spiderman swinging about, flies down to him, and proceeds to ask him the same question.
Spiderman tells him that he hears that Wonder Woman is the greatest lay ever.
Disgruntled, Superman flies off again.
While he is aimlessly flying about, he notices Wonder Woman, naked and spread-eagled in a field.
He thinks; I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in and out of that before she knew what hit her.
So, he flies down, does his business, and is back in the air 4 seconds later.
Wonder Woman looks up and says, "What was that?"
The Invisible Man says, "Dunno, but my ass hurts all of a sudden!"

[gigman]

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks:
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

Superman is flying around one day, and is feeling very horny.
Suddenly, he sees Batman sitting down on top of a very tall building. So he drops down and asks Batman where the best place to get laid is.
Batman proceeds to then tell him that Wonder Woman is a great lay.
Superman tells Batman that there is no way he could do that to Wonder Woman, as they have been great friends for ages. Superman then flies away.
Superman then sees Spiderman swinging about, flies down to him, and proceeds to ask him the same question.
Spiderman tells him that he hears that Wonder Woman is the greatest lay ever.
Disgruntled, Superman flies off again.
While he is aimlessly flying about, he notices Wonder Woman, naked and spread-eagled in a field.
He thinks; I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in and out of that before she knew what hit her.
So, he flies down, does his business, and is back in the air 4 seconds later.
Wonder Woman looks up and says, "What was that?"
The Invisible Man says, "Dunno, but my ass hurts all of a sudden!"

Those both gave me a laugh.:bigsmile:

[Bleed]

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[gigman]

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Refer to 'Funny Stuff' thread.