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Blood
06-19-2010, 04:28 PM
Scientists are to map Ozzy Osbourne's genetic code in a bid to find out how he is still alive after decades of drug and alcohol abuse.http://e1h7.simplecdn.net/static.documentingreality.com/forum/images/smilies/mysmile/laugh.gif

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The former Black Sabbath front man is only one of a few people in the world to have his full genome analyzed.
It is hoped the results from the £27,000 test, which takes three months, will provide information on how drugs are absorbed in the body.
Ozzy, 61, has lived a life that would presumably kill any ordinary person.
Even the singer himself cannot understand how he has survived this long, recently describing himself as a "medical miracle" after going on a "bender" for "40 years".
He has admitted drinking four bottles of cognac a day at one point, "blacking out, coming to again and carrying on".


Ozzy famously bit the head off a bat on stage and in 2003 broke his neck in a quad bike accident.
He also has a genetic disorder similar to Parkinson's disease and on at least one occasion has been committed to a mental institution.
Despite all his excesses, he is still with wife Sharon, who he once tried to strangle, and the couple have three grown-up children.
Now he may get some answers from US company Knome, which will use a blood sample to map his genome.

Nathan Pearson, director of research at the firm, said: "Sequencing and analyzing individuals with extreme medical histories provides the greatest potential scientific value."
The results will hopefully help scientists understand why the bodies of hard-living rockers such as Ozzy, Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood and Iggy Pop are able to take more substance abuse than the average person.

StoneTheCrow
06-19-2010, 04:32 PM
I'd read the report.

Stormcrow
06-19-2010, 04:36 PM
Definitely interested in seeing the results.




























Where the hell have you been lady?

EL_Bori
06-19-2010, 04:40 PM
there are people that their bodies are a processing machine, it won't matter what's goes in, there is a mechanism to be used... discarded of not good.

unless those people drink or eat gasoline, acid or something poisonous they will process and be normal.


that is called nature.

Blood
06-19-2010, 04:58 PM
Where the hell have you been lady?

Nowhere, I've just been a tad antisocial as of late. :crossedlips:

TOAO
06-19-2010, 05:02 PM
When they're finished, they should take the time to find out how Kieth Richards, is still up and around

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Because he obviously died several years ago.

Blood
06-19-2010, 05:04 PM
^HA!

LEFT
06-19-2010, 08:45 PM
yay Blood good to see you!

I don't think Mr Richards is really alive....some kinda re-animation at work there...VooDoo? Walt Disney? who knows....


a person just can't help but love poor Ozzy...he TRIES to be alive at least

ozzman62
06-19-2010, 08:47 PM
As far as I can tell Mr. Osbourne and and I must share some of the same Characteristics To have survived what I've put me through .

" All Aboard..Ha ha ha ha ha ! "

Copernicus
06-22-2010, 09:39 AM
Keith is embalmed, so that one is easy to figure out