SAVE THE PLANET!

[LEFT]

On a recent run to San Antonio, an outrider was making coconut rum and pineapple juice beverages for one and all. It was mentioned in passing that such delightful adult beverages could only be made better by adding a coctail umbrella tuit (presentation presentation presentation)

Leaping into action, I produced from by saddlebag stash, coctail umbrellas for EVER'DERNBODY!

All was right with the world, the natural order of things insured and a good time was had by all.

or so I thought

yesterday I recieved THIS in the e-mail....

[LEFT]

coctail umbrella abuse is no laughing matter!

this needless waste of coctail umbrella could have been avoided with a little thoughfulness, care for our planet and minimal effort

I emplore you to examine the ramifications of rampant needless coctail umbrella abuse and do your part....for a better tomorrow, a better world for our children and grandchildren. This could well be the tipping point in our history. Make this the day you take a stand and make it happen.

please, say it with me:

NO MORE COCTAIL UMBRELLA ABUSE!

I have included a depiction of proper coctail umbrella application and pledge to do my part. Will you? Will you help SAVE THE PLANET?

[Copernicus]

Umbrellas are the nigga's of society - old Irish saying

[LEFT]

VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS

[StoneTheCrow]

And nobody even questioned why you were carrying around an assload of cocktail umbrellas? You've got great friends.

[Copernicus]

He never leaves home without them

[Canis]

The vision of a bunch of motorcycle gang members riding up to a bar and slipping little coctail umbrellas into their drinks just sends me into a giggle-fit.

[Buschman]

The vision of a bunch of motorcycle gang members riding up to a bar and slipping little coctail umbrellas into their drinks just sends me into a giggle-fit.


"Giggle" is kind of a strange word for a man to use.

[Canis]

Not when he's drinkin enough.

[Buschman]

Well, I'll have to take your word for it Canis. I imagine I drink a truckload more beer a day than you do,..I and never feel the urge to use a word like that. LOL

[Stormcrow]

I've been known to giggle on occasion. Maybe you are a little insecure in you manhood?

[ozzman62]

On a recent run to San Antonio, an outrider was making coconut rum and pineapple juice beverages for one and all. It was mentioned in passing that such delightful adult beverages could only be made better by adding a coctail umbrella tuit (presentation presentation presentation)

Leaping into action, I produced from by saddlebag stash, coctail umbrellas for EVER'DERNBODY!

All was right with the world, the natural order of things insured and a good time was had by all.

or so I thought

yesterday I recieved THIS in the e-mail....

Those poor Umbrellas look so sad . They add a touch of class to any drink .
Good post .

[LEFT]

lol...I thought I'd told this before.

I've been doing the umbrellas for YEARS! In all that time, (more than a couple decades) I have noticed the notices but nobody has ever questioned it...at least not to me direct like.

untill (jsut this past year)

It was a rock'n Friday night at the Lone Star Saloon....visualize yer typical small Texas town, saloon by the tracks, long row of bikes out front, way too loud band inside, the booze is flow'n and the girls are dance'n...wall to wall.

I squeezed my way in to the bar for a drink order and did my usual pull out the umbrella and garnished my glass (garnish...one of yer fancier book learn'n words) when this little fella next to me says...

"can I ask you something?"

sure, g'head

"an umbrella? um..I mean...an UMBRELLA!?"

some of the bro around caught it and started hoot'n. this guy aint sure if he's done the right thing about now, right? he's look'n around, get'n nervous and whutknot, bros are closing in from all sides...

I leaned in, looked him in the eyes and shouted WINNER! shook his hand and told the bartentender his tab was on me for the night. I then explained how long I'd been doing that waiting for someone...ANYONE to comment. We drug him over to our tables, the girls all fussed over him and we got him so drunk they had to put him in a cab come end of the night...a night he'll not soon forget!

here's that lucky WINNER! (in the baseball cap)....

[chi]

The vision of a bunch of motorcycle gang members riding up to a bar and slipping little coctail umbrellas into their drinks just sends me into a giggle-fit.

Me, too. That's gotta be a sight to behold.


Great story, Left.

[Buschman]

I've been known to giggle on occasion. Maybe you are a little insecure in you manhood?

Would you care to put some money on that theory?..LMAO

[Buschman]

lol...I thought I'd told this before.

I've been doing the umbrellas for YEARS! In all that time, (more than a couple decades) I have noticed the notices but nobody has ever questioned it...at least not to me direct like.

untill (jsut this past year)

It was a rock'n Friday night at the Lone Star Saloon....visualize yer typical small Texas town, saloon by the tracks, long row of bikes out front, way too loud band inside, the booze is flow'n and the girls are dance'n...wall to wall.

I squeezed my way in to the bar for a drink order and did my usual pull out the umbrella and garnished my glass (garnish...one of yer fancier book learn'n words) when this little fella next to me says...

"can I ask you something?"

sure, g'head

"an umbrella? um..I mean...an UMBRELLA!?"

some of the bro around caught it and started hoot'n. this guy aint sure if he's done the right thing about now, right? he's look'n around, get'n nervous and whutknot, bros are closing in from all sides...

I leaned in, looked him in the eyes and shouted WINNER! shook his hand and told the bartentender his tab was on me for the night. I then explained how long I'd been doing that waiting for someone...ANYONE to comment. We drug him over to our tables, the girls all fussed over him and we got him so drunk they had to put him in a cab come end of the night...a night he'll not soon forget!

here's that lucky WINNER! (in the baseball cap)....


I remember when you posted that over a year ago elsewhere,..but it IS StILL funny...LOL

[StoneTheCrow]

I do remember that story now, and the picture. lol