Weekly Caption Contest

[Stormcrow]

This thread is for official Crows Nest/Nutcasez Caption contest pictures and captions only.

:dnh:

The contest will work like this:


On Friday evenings, after the previous weeks winner is announced, CULPRITE_INC will post the picture to be captioned over the next week.
Captioning will continue until Wednesday evening. At which time a poll will be started to determine the top three captions.
On Friday evening, 8pm EST, para will present the three candidates on the air during his "Nutcasez" broadcast.
Members will be invited to call into the show to vote for their favorite entries.
The three chosen entries will each win a prize in accordance with the number of on air votes they received.


$15,000 in Crows Nest Credits
$10,000 in Crows Nest Credits
$5,000 in Crows Nest Credits

The cycle will start again for the next week.

[CULPRITE_INC]

http://funnypicblast.com/wp-content/uploads/out_of_service.jpg

[ozzman62]

" Answer the God Damned Phone ! "

[Stormcrow]

His first day on the job, Officer O'Flannery was a bit over zealous about that 911 call...

[4nik8]

Detective serving a summons on the phone booth for jay walking causing property damage.

[Baldy]

Ring now, you bitch!

[Mrs.S]

911 What is your emergency?

[Laney]

"The number you have dialed is not working...please try your number again."

[Buschman]

"If you think that is bad,..you should see what the guy looks like who was using the phone when it happened! There are pieces of him on the front seat if you wanna check it out."

[CULPRITE_INC]

damnit it still isnt working right!

[Copernicus]

"OnStar, how may I help you?"

[LEFT]

Calling all cars... Calling all cars...

[CULPRITE_INC]

Thank you for calling CULPRITE INC, please press

A, for ozzman" Answer the God Damned Phone ! "

B, for StormcrowHis first day on the job, Officer O'Flannery was a bit over zealous about that 911 call...

C, for NicDetective serving a summons on the phone booth for jay walking causing property damage.

D, for BaldyRing now, you bitch!

F, for Mrs.s911 What is your emergency?

E, for Laney"The number you have dialed is not working...please try your number again."

G, for Bushman"If you think that is bad,..you should see what the guy looks like who was using the phone when it happened! There are pieces of him on the front seat if you wanna check it out."

H, for CULPRITE_INCdamnit it still isnt working right!

I, for Copernicus"OnStar, how may I help you?"

J, for LEFTCalling all cars... Calling all cars...

thank you for you cooperation, now please have a nice day.

[Stormcrow]

OK folks. It was far from smooth, but I think we'll do better next week.

Due to a SEVERE lack of call in votes the three winners are:



Mrs.S with 3 votes.
LEFT with 1 vote.
And our 1st round winner, Copernicus, takes third with 0 votes.


Mrs.S has graciously asked me to split her winnings between LEFT & Copernicus.

Congratulations and Thank you to everyone for their participation. Hopefully things will go a bit more smoothly next week.

[Stormcrow]

Culp is otherwise occupied for the time being, so I'll provide this week's Pic.


2626


OK folks, let's see those captions!

[4nik8]

No matter how many times Harold sees tits, he goes into "fly catching" mode...

[Canis]

Damn....I sure would've liked to have been in THAT fight!

[LEFT]

her: "are you in trouble with your wife? ...wanna be?"

him: "maybe she wount notice the ring...."

her: "is this seat taken?"

him: "huh? wha!?"

[CULPRITE_INC]

Culp is otherwise occupied for the time being, so I'll provide this week's Pic.


2626


OK folks, let's see those captions!
cant see it, and thank you i was picking food up from the church(we is ta broke) and just a bunch of bull shit

[CULPRITE_INC]

"little did she know godzilla was coming out of the water behind her.

[Wednesday]

'all this time i thought u was a woman!'

[TOAO]

"how come my tits never look that good"

[TOAO]

And I don't know how this was missed, but I'll claim it
"GOT MILK?"

[Laney]

"Why are you looking at me like that? I told you I was having a make-over."

[Buschman]

"Yeah,..can you believe it? My boss said to me,..You know the specs on that piece called for a 4mm variance,..and you only did 6mm... I said,..well you know my arm is still sore from falling off my kids bike,..and I can't turn the crank of the machine to reach optimum range,....am I boring you?"

[Stormcrow]

"Yeah,..can you believe it? My boss said to me,..You know the specs on that piece called for a 4mm variance,..and you only did 6mm... I said,..well you know my arm is still sore from falling off my kids bike,..and I can't turn the crank of the machine to reach optimum range,....am I boring you?"

HEY!!! :lol:











"...Contact your physician if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours..."

[shiatsu^26]

HOLE-LEE Shit!

[Baldy]

"Frank! What the hell did you go and do?"

[funshinepa]

"You had me at hello."

[CULPRITE_INC]

Welcome callers, please decide your fate...
Please press 1 for nik
No matter how many times Harold sees tits, he goes into "fly catching" mode...

please press 2 for canis
Damn....I sure would've liked to have been in THAT fight!
Please press 3 for LEFT
her: "are you in trouble with your wife? ...wanna be?"

him: "maybe she wount notice the ring...."

her: "is this seat taken?"

him: "huh? wha!?"

Please press 4 for BasilisLame
'all this time i thought u was a woman!'
Please press 5 for TOAO
"how come my tits never look that good"

And I don't know how this was missed, but I'll claim it
"GOT MILK?"
Please press 6 for laney
"Why are you looking at me like that? I told you I was having a make-over."
Please press 7 for Buschman
"Yeah,..can you believe it? My boss said to me,..You know the specs on that piece called for a 4mm variance,..and you only did 6mm... I said,..well you know my arm is still sore from falling off my kids bike,..and I can't turn the crank of the machine to reach optimum range,....am I boring you?"
Please press 8 for Shiatsu^26
HOLE-LEE Shit!
Please press 9 for Baldy
"Frank! What the hell did you go and do?"
Please press 10 for funshinepa
"You had me at hello."


Thank you come again.

[4nik8]

Welcome callers, please decide your fate...
Please press 1 for nik


please press 2 for canis

Please press 3 for LEFT


Please press 4 for BasilisLame

Please press 5 for TOAO



Please press 6 for laney

Please press 7 for Buschman

Please press 8 for Shiatsu^26

Please press 9 for Baldy

Please press 10 for funshinepa



Thank you come again.

Where's the buttons to push?

[CULPRITE_INC]

in another thread...

[4nik8]

in another thread...

Oh. GOOD!

You finally made the actual poll.

Lemme get over there and vote before I pass out.

[CULPRITE_INC]

This is the picture for the coming week, No comments posted before 9 o clock eastern time will be submitted...
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii156/CULPRITE_INC/94609bc4-1.jpg

[Copernicus]

"Even as a baby, "Buzz" Aldrin had a happy disposition"

[Wednesday]

"Put me to bed early?? NOW I CAN STING YOU!!"

[Copernicus]

"Sting" was destined for rock and roll long before he first learned to walk

[LethalDose]

" That bitch in the Blind Melon video had NOTHING on me.. "

[Copernicus]

LOL, LD - good one

[Tawni]

She said I was a little Stinker...not Stinger...jokes on you.

[Copernicus]

"Aunt Bea?"

[4nik8]

I'm smiling now...but you're going to PAY for this when I get old enough to see what you did me!

[LEFT]

John BEE-lushi's baby picture? (killer bees)

[Copernicus]

Miami Dolphins Defense in the making!

[CULPRITE_INC]

Thank you for calling...
Please press 1 now for baislislame
"Put me to bed early?? NOW I CAN STING YOU!!"

Please press 2 for copernicus
"Sting" was destined for rock and roll long before he first learned to walk

please press 3 for LeathalDose
" That bitch in the Blind Melon video had NOTHING on me.. "

please press 4 for twaniShe said I was a little Stinker...not Stinger...jokes on you.

I'm smiling now...but you're going to PAY for this when I get old enough to see what you did me!

John BEE-lushi's baby picture? (killer bees)

[Stormcrow]

This week's Caption Contest winners are



Lethal Dose by an UNPRECEDENTED NINE CALL IN VOTES!!!
Left with (drum roll) ONE CALL IN VOTE!!!
Copernicus with (drum roll) ZERO CALL IN VOTES!!!



Thanks for playing everybody, and let's have an even better turn out next week!

[Copernicus]

When you guys say "call in" - are you serious? As in call Para & Ocean's phone number?


Just askin', don't get all snooty

[Stormcrow]

Yes. Yes I do mean to call Para & Ocean's phone number. We're ALL doin' it!

[Copernicus]

Now?

I thought it was only for like an hour or so, beginning 8pm?

[Stormcrow]

Now?

I thought it was only for like an hour or so, beginning 8pm?

You thought correctly. No worries. Try to join in next week is all.

Same crow time, same crow channel. (na-na ne-ne na-na no-no na-na ne-ne na-na no-no na-na DA DA!)

[Copernicus]

LOL. You do know you are twisted and demented, right?


I DIG that about you, man! LOL

[Stormcrow]

LOL. You do know you are twisted and demented, right?


I DIG that about you, man! LOL

Why THANK you sir! :bigsmile:

[CULPRITE_INC]

http://snagwiremedia.com/hotdiggityblog/2007/12/17/image013.jpg

[Copernicus]

ROFLMAO, Culprite




Edit: Just out of curiosity, why would we have to call in, when there's a poll for voting, as well? Which one supercedes the other?

[Stormcrow]

ROFLMAO, Culprite




Edit: Just out of curiosity, why would we have to call in, when there's a poll for voting, as well? Which one supercedes the other?

If you read the OP of this thread, I outline the voting process.

Think of it as elimination rounds. 1st round = On site Poll. 2nd Round = Final round, determining who wins which position.

The purpose to the call in process is...FUN! More calls/listeners for para, and more posts for me = Win win situation.

[Buschman]

LOL. You do know you are twisted and demented, right?


I DIG that about you, man! LOL

That's why Cop likes me too...LMAO

[Copernicus]

Point - Busch

[Copernicus]

If you read the OP of this thread, I outline the voting process.

Think of it as elimination rounds. 1st round = On site Poll. 2nd Round = Final round, determining who wins which position.

The purpose to the call in process is...FUN! More calls/listeners for para, and more posts for me = Win win situation.





Sure, sure, go ahead and expect me to be paying attention!

[Buschman]

Don't feel bad Cop,..most of the rest of us didn't either. That's why the first weeks call in was a cluster fuck.

[Stormcrow]

http://snagwiremedia.com/hotdiggityblog/2007/12/17/image013.jpg

The reason Culp failed Chemistry.

[ocean]

http://snagwiremedia.com/hotdiggityblog/2007/12/17/image013.jpg

and for my last wish... I'd like a new car with air condition.

[gigman]

http://snagwiremedia.com/hotdiggityblog/2007/12/17/image013.jpg

Car for sale. Great deal. Minor wind damage.

[Copernicus]

"Why movie stars need protection from fans"

[Laney]

LOL, Cop

made me forget what I wanted to say.

sorry...

[StoneTheCrow]

http://snagwiremedia.com/hotdiggityblog/2007/12/17/image013.jpg

For only $19.99 you can have this great CPU fan too.

[Wednesday]

I wanna see the carfax please

[rc2james]

Sunroof? We don't need no stinking sunroof.

[Free]

http://snagwiremedia.com/hotdiggityblog/2007/12/17/image013.jpg

"School blows"

[CULPRITE_INC]

Thank you for calling,

Please press 1 for StormcrowThe reason Culp failed Chemistry.

Please press 2 for oceanand for my last wish... I'd like a new car with air condition.

Please press 3 for gigmanCar for sale. Great deal. Minor wind damage.

Please press 4 Copernicus "Why movie stars need protection from fans"

Please press 5 for StoneTheCrowFor only $19.99 you can have this great CPU fan too.

Please press 6 for BasilislameI wanna see the carfax please

Please press 7 for rc2jamesSunroof? We don't need no stinking sunroof.

Please press 8 for Free"School blows"

[LEFT]

"...I think you need a new fan belt"


(I like Basilislame's ...hute and whutknot)

[Stormcrow]

"...I think you need a new fan belt"


(I like Basilislame's ...hute and whutknot)

Alas, the ship has already sailed.

[CULPRITE_INC]

"...I think you need a new fan belt"


(I like Basilislame's ...hute and whutknot)
uhh the cut off is wensday, so ill let you thins time ...

[CULPRITE_INC]

this weeks winners were,ocean with 4 votes basilislame with two votes, and gigman with none.


This weeks picture to caption is..

http://www.crowsnestforums.com/[IMG]http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii156/CULPRITE_INC/asian_bag-1.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii156/CULPRITE_INC/asian_bag-1.jpg

[Wednesday]

...and in china they have opted a more minimalist method to transport their handicapped.

[Freewilly]

Not happy with your purchase ? upgrade to a silent version free of charge.

[ozzman62]

" Honey ? Call the restaurant back they forgot the egg rolls "

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii156/CULPRITE_INC/asian_bag-1.jpg

[Angeleyes]

Today Only, Everything must go bag sale, all you can carry for $1!

[Baldy]

Ok, that's the last time I let you go trick or treating alone.

[ocean]

http://www.crowsnestforums.com/[IMG]http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii156/CULPRITE_INC/asian_bag-1.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii156/CULPRITE_INC/asian_bag-1.jpg

China's new motto... We have so many we're just giving them away.

[4nik8]

Authentic Chinese Takeout

[LEFT]

"Hello ChinaHut? yeah...I just ordered the General T'sao chicken...uh huh...it got here in time, but I think there's been a mistake..."

[Copernicus]

"I ordered Dim SUM, not your dim SON!"

[gigman]

You said, "Carry on was free."

[Stormcrow]

"Hefty, Hefty, Hefty!"

[StoneTheCrow]

Welcome back from the war honey, look, I found a boy on the door step on my way in!!

[shiatsu^26]

Welcome back from the war honey, look, I found a boy on the door step on my way in!!

Ohh ho ho ho
That was pretty clever.

[Freewilly]

come try our delicacies we eat anything here

[bigpapaluv75]

http://www.crowsnestforums.com/[IMG]http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii156/CULPRITE_INC/asian_bag-1.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii156/CULPRITE_INC/asian_bag-1.jpg[/QUOTE]

God HERE IS MY OFFERING!

[CULPRITE_INC]

Welcome please follow the prompt...

Please press 1 fpr basilislame
...and in china they have opted a more minimalist method to transport their handicapped.
please press 2 for Freewilly
Not happy with your purchase ? upgrade to a silent version free of charge.
please press 3 for ozzman
" Honey ? Call the restaurant back they forgot the egg rolls "


please press 4 for angleeyes
Today Only, Everything must go bag sale, all you can carry for $1!
please press 5 for baldy
Ok, that's the last time I let you go trick or treating alone.
please press 6 for ocean
China's new motto... We have so many we're just giving them away.
please press 7 for nik
Authentic Chinese Takeout
please press 8 for left
"Hello ChinaHut? yeah...I just ordered the General T'sao chicken...uh huh...it got here in time, but I think there's been a mistake..."
please press 9 for copernicus
"I ordered Dim SUM, not your dim SON!"
please press 10 for gigman
You said, "Carry on was free."
please press 11 for stormcrow
"Hefty, Hefty, Hefty!"
please press 12 for stonethecrow
Welcome back from the war honey, look, I found a boy on the door step on my way in!!
please press 13 for bigpapaluv75
http://www.crowsnestforums.com/[IMG]http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii156/CULPRITE_INC/asian_bag-1.jpg

God HERE IS MY OFFERING!


thank you

[CULPRITE_INC]

this weeks caption contest is...

http://67.199.121.48/_media/imgs/articles/a104_s27.jpg

[Copernicus]

Eventually, the EPA would crack down on all the shit coming out of industrial smoke stacks

[ozzman62]

http://67.199.121.48/_media/imgs/articles/a104_s27.jpg

Truth in advertising , At least they let you know it's gonna be a piece of shit !

[Wednesday]

This is a main attraction in Tokyo they claim its proof the story of godzilla is true

[Baldy]

New Advertising Campaign: Turd on a Stick!

[CULPRITE_INC]

keep it coming folks

[gigman]

'Shit happens.'

[Stormcrow]

"Yeah, that's my end. :squigglemouth:"

[CULPRITE_INC]

shit in the shingle's new frozen treat shit on a stick

[CULPRITE_INC]

please press
1 for copernicus
Eventually, the EPA would crack down on all the shit coming out of industrial smoke stacks

2 for ozzman


Truth in advertising , At least they let you know it's gonna be a piece of shit !

3 for basilislameThis is a main attraction in Tokyo they claim its proof the story of godzilla is true

4 for baldyNew Advertising Campaign: Turd on a Stick!

5 for gigman'Shit happens.'

6 for Stormcrow"Yeah, that's my end. :squigglemouth:"

7 for culprite incshit in the shingle's new frozen treat shit on a stick


thank you for voting

[CULPRITE_INC]

this weeks winners were
! basilislame
2 stormcrow
3 ozzman

this weeks picture is
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZI0vSxH1Fyw/TGbtEKlsWJI/AAAAAAAABIg/Q0Pi9FNkKKQ/s1600/DC+Nashville+Toronto+2010+042.JPG

[CULPRITE_INC]

wow

[Stormcrow]

Indeed

[CULPRITE_INC]

what shall we do?

[Stormcrow]

Make a bunch of alts and submit captions? What CAN we do? Nobody played this week.

[CULPRITE_INC]

fuck it this week is shit next week we will try again i guess

[Stormcrow]

Indeed.

[Baldy]

I looked at the picture several times and I just couldn't come up with even a bad "caption." For some reason, it just didn't seem to lead to being captioned in a funny way.

Sorry fellas.

[LEFT]

"I'd do'er" (the milf)

[LethalDose]

You could extend the contest.. see if you get any submissions between now and tomorrow..

[gigman]

this weeks picture is
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZI0vSxH1Fyw/TGbtEKlsWJI/AAAAAAAABIg/Q0Pi9FNkKKQ/s1600/DC+Nashville+Toronto+2010+042.JPG

Sorry, but that caption just sucks.:neutral:

[Baldy]

Sorry little Johnny, I can't think of a caption for this thing.

[CULPRITE_INC]

no worries well start fresh next week folks

[Baldy]

lol, the above was my caption.

[para]

what happen to the caption picture this week?

[Stormcrow]

No clue. Find one, and I'll caption it.

[Copernicus]

.

[Stormcrow]

"Sit boy! Sit!"

[shiatsu^26]

"You guys go ahead. I need to take a breather"

[LEFT]

"sit UBU sit, good dog"



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klG9G4BDLtA

[Stormcrow]

"sit UBU sit, good dog"



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klG9G4BDLtA

I considered that one m'self.

[Baldy]

Deleted by me.

[Wednesday]

Man guys....im so wasted...hahaha!

[4nik8]

Tile became a necessity after Fido's incessant ass dragging couldn't be stopped.

Incidentally, he's got that "Damn, that feels good" look on his face.

[Freewilly]

Skid marks ? wasnt me !!

[ozzman62]

There ! Do I get my OWN seat at the Dinner table now !

[para]

Congrats Left, 2nd place Wednesday, 3rd Freewilly.

Next week's caption is

http://www.crowsnestforums.com/picture.php?albumid=75&pictureid=1301

[Baldy]

Gotta hide, Para is running around Naked again.

[shiatsu^26]

Bunny Slipper

[Stormcrow]

"Be the slipper...BE the slipper"

[Laney]

hopefully elmer won't find me in here...i must be vewy, vewy qwiet.

[Copernicus]

Cop was on crutches for 6 weeks after putting his foot into a rabbit hole

[ozzman62]

" Sniff...Sniff these other critters sure do smell funny "

[LEFT]

"why-in-the-sam-hill are you store'n stew fixins in yer Sunday go'nta meet'n clothes wardrobe!?"

[Deems]

Congrats Left, 2nd place Wednesday, 3rd Freewilly.

Next week's caption is

http://www.crowsnestforums.com/picture.php?albumid=75&pictureid=1301

after seeing Bambi's head mounted upon the wall..... Thumper decided to disguise himself as a pair of bunny slippers.

[Wednesday]

No one see me here....i am INVISDIBLE!

[4nik8]

Next week's caption is

http://www.crowsnestforums.com/picture.php?albumid=75&pictureid=1301

(Sesame Street tune...)

One of these things is not like the other...one of these things is not quite the same...

[bigpapaluv75]

Ï SAID PUT IT IN WITH THE STEW NOT THE SHOES!

[para]

1st place 4nik8, 2nd place StormCrow, 3rd place Laney, pay them Stormcrow, please.

[Mrs.S]

dude your a mod