CULPRITE_INC
08-17-2010, 08:55 PM
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Thank you for calling CULPRITE INC, please press
A, for ozzman" Answer the God Damned Phone ! "
B, for StormcrowHis first day on the job, Officer O'Flannery was a bit over zealous about that 911 call...
C, for NicDetective serving a summons on the phone booth for jay walking causing property damage.
D, for BaldyRing now, you bitch!
F, for Mrs.s911 What is your emergency?
E, for Laney"The number you have dialed is not working...please try your number again."
G, for Bushman"If you think that is bad,..you should see what the guy looks like who was using the phone when it happened! There are pieces of him on the front seat if you wanna check it out."
H, for CULPRITE_INCdamnit it still isnt working right!
I, for Copernicus"OnStar, how may I help you?"
J, for LEFTCalling all cars... Calling all cars...
thank you for you cooperation, now please have a nice day.
Thank you for calling CULPRITE INC, please press
A, for ozzman" Answer the God Damned Phone ! "
B, for StormcrowHis first day on the job, Officer O'Flannery was a bit over zealous about that 911 call...
C, for NicDetective serving a summons on the phone booth for jay walking causing property damage.
D, for BaldyRing now, you bitch!
F, for Mrs.s911 What is your emergency?
E, for Laney"The number you have dialed is not working...please try your number again."
G, for Bushman"If you think that is bad,..you should see what the guy looks like who was using the phone when it happened! There are pieces of him on the front seat if you wanna check it out."
H, for CULPRITE_INCdamnit it still isnt working right!
I, for Copernicus"OnStar, how may I help you?"
J, for LEFTCalling all cars... Calling all cars...
thank you for you cooperation, now please have a nice day.