The Back Firing Wish

[The Goddess]

Wish for something and the next person grants your wish but instead of giving you what you want they make it back fire.




Example:


I wish for a million dollars-




Granted you get a million bucks in monopoly money!










Here goes

I wish for a weekend on the beach

[Entropy]

Granted. Welcome to Normandy Beach.


I wish homosexuality didn't exist.

[LethalDose]

granted...now your living room is filled with social rejects that don`t know what to do...and they want answers !!


I wish I had a tractor trailer.

[Amythist]

granted...No you have a v bug.
I wish I could go to Australia

[StoneTheCrow]

Granted,but you get there on a sex slave trading boat.


I wish for a set of Tampa Bay Bucs season tickets.

[LethalDose]

Granted...in the nosebleed.


I wish for a cheesesteak..

[Bleed]

Granted. You can have the one Stone puked up after his New Year binge.

I wish for a new car

[Entropy]

Congratulations. Matchbox is very reliable.

I wish I could read peoples' minds.

[Copernicus]

You can! Unfortunately, only of dead people!

I wish I could attend a party at the Playboy Mansion

[Entropy]

Way to go! You're a plumber and all the toilets are clogged at the mansion.


I wish I was in a warmer climate.

[The Goddess]

Welcome to hell an eternity of warmth :FIREdevil:





I wish for a new flat screen tv

[chi]

Granted. Your old box-tv fell off the stand and flattened.

I wish for higher paying job with a shorter commute

[Entropy]

Your transfer went through. You now work a block from home. And it's on the 40th floor so it's a 'higher' paying job. tee-hee


I wish fast food was good for me.

[LethalDose]

granted..now in order to get a decent burger,you have to wait 40 minutes.


I wish for a footlocker full of pennies..

[Entropy]

Granted. It's a small foot locker. Holds about 7 cents.


I wish I had 100,000 credits

[LethalDose]

granted..you get married a few time get get credit established quickly.


I wish I played in a rock band.

[The Goddess]

granted you just got Rock Band for the PS2, now you and all your friends can sing like rock stars.



I wish for a house on the lake.

[LethalDose]

Granted,but the rafts sprung a leak,and now the house is sinking.


I wish for a telescope..

[Entropy]

Granted.
But you never learn to take the lens cap off.

I wish I was in Dixie.

[Dooligan]

Granted. Might wanna grab some K-Y, she's 70 now.

http://tbn0.google.com/hosted/images/c?q=97c6d8116ef3bb9b_landing

I wish for serenity in my life.

[Entropy]

Granted!

http://www.alanoclubs.org/images/aa_big_book.jpg

I wish people would shut up about global warming.

[LethalDose]

granted..but now they bitch about mthe price of gas...go figure.


I wish had better tasting water...

[CULPRITE_INC]

granted... I rip out your tong so you cannot taste any thing.





I wish the economy was fixed

[Dooligan]

Granted. Since there are no more illegals or welfare, you are forced to pick lettuce for the rest of your life.

I wish I could get laid more often.

[CULPRITE_INC]

granted, you will for ever be a greater in Hawaii



wish for more money

[Entropy]

Granted.

A airplane transported gold bars drops them on your head. You're dead.


I wish I was on a cruise ship.

[LethalDose]

Granted...but the scale model that you got isnt large enough to support a dog.


I wish to tell the President what I really think..

[Entropy]

Granted...

http://www.theobamaforum.com/forumdisplay.php?f=29


I wish I had some milk to go with my oreos.

[LethalDose]

Granted..


http://img.alibaba.com/photo/51537454/Instant_Milk_Powder.jpg


I wish for a new dart board..

[Entropy]

Granted.
Your new dart board is being shipped by carrier pigeon. It may never arrive.

I wish I could go to a picnic.

[LethalDose]

granted,but all the food is gone when you get there.


I wish I could be on a float in a parade...

[chi]

Granted. You're the queen of the SF Gay Pride Parade.


I wish I would get my work done instead of playing on the internet

[jillybean]

Granted, but everything wasn't saved and lost.
I wish that my next few days were just as I thought.

[Entropy]

Granted. But you are in a coma and thought is the only thing you're capable of doing.

I wish I could figure out the casino program and stop going broke.

[4nik8]

Granted. Unfortunately it's been discontinued.

I wish I could be Hugh Hefner.

[Deems]

granted... The amount of Viagara in your system has caused an irreversible chemical reaction, you now are strongly attracted to hairy obese men.

I wish I was back in Philly.

[Entropy]

Granted. You are enjoying a long vacation at Friends Hospital on Roosevelt Blvd.

I wish I had a rack of BBQ ribs in front of me.

[CULPRITE_INC]

you get a fat ugly pig


i wish for world peace

[LethalDose]

Granted....you get relocated to a deserted island.


I wish for a trip to Disney World..

[Copernicus]

Granted. Unfortunately, you get there after it closes for the evening.

I want to vacation on the beach in Hawaii

[hopegeorge2006]

congrad's but now a volcano is going to explode.

I wish all my house to be paid off....

[LethalDose]

Granted,but a week after you make the final payment,interest rates drop unbelievably .


I wish I could float in one of those no-gravity room..

[chi]

Granted. The room is on Mars

I wish someone would strip my wallpaper for me.

[LethalDose]

Granted...a big fat man covered in your wallpaper shows up at your door.


I wish I had a jet ski...

[chi]

Granted, the jet you are riding in is making an emergency water landing

I wish I had a new computer

[Freewilly]

granted but world internet would crash for ten years

wish I wasnt an insomniac Lol

[golden nun]

granted, but you will only be awakened by the kiss of a really ugly prince
I wish I was tall

[Freewilly]

granted but ya will be taller then a building

wish I was intellectual Lol

[Laney]

granted, but there are no more intellectual people for you to converse with only retards.

I wish we had perfect weather all the time

[Freewilly]

granted but the plants would wither

wish the ocean was a paddle pool

[4nik8]

granted but humans are now the size of microbes.

Wish I were rich.

[Freewilly]

granted but production would stop and ya money would be worthless

wish I could see the future

[4nik8]

Granted, but it's the future of beings in another solar system.

I wish I could code.

[Freewilly]

granted but only the dead can read it

wish I was closer to someone so badly

[4nik8]

Granted, you're now a twin joined at the tits.


I wish I had my own planet.

[Freewilly]

granted but theres no sun or moon just darkness

wish I could meet dolly parton lol

[4nik8]

Granted, but her bra breaks and ya die from blunt titty trauma when they come flying loose.

Wish I had all the coffee in the world.

[Freewilly]

granted but then everyone else would stay asleep


wish I could teleport a tea here

[4nik8]

Granted but its never the brand you like.


Wish I could be in Florida already.

[nicci]

Granted but your future wife dies from heat exhaustion after living in England freezing her tits off for 24 year :tongue:

I wish i could fly

[4nik8]

Granted, but it's only as far as where I toss ya to the bed from.

I wish I was rich.