If you could fight someone famous

[para]

If you could fight someone famous, who would it be? It doesn't matter if that person is dead or alive, yes you can time travel? What the reason for fighting that person?


It can't be me or others in CNF, remember we're not famous.

[Copernicus]

Salma Hayek - only because the make up sex would be worth it!!!!!!!

What? This was all fantasy, anyway!

[gigman]

Snoop Dawg.

[Angeleyes]

Katie Holmes, I just want to bitch slap her for being an idiot.

[StoneTheCrow]

I would have liked to went a few rounds with George Patton.

[rc2james]

I would have liked to went a few rounds with George Patton.
You wouldn’t say that after he smashed you with his tank.:wink:

[StoneTheCrow]

You wouldn’t say that after he smashed you with his tank.:wink:

Fuck that,if he was in his tank I'd rather fight Chuck Norris.:tongue:

[Stormcrow]

Dubya.

[Bleed]

Osama bin Laden

[Sláine]

I'd like to stomp on the back of Tom cruises head

[LethalDose]

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w136/jdneuhaus1222/RockyDennis.jpg

[StoneTheCrow]

I think he'd kick your ass LD.:xd:

[Bleed]

Looks like he's got a pretty tough chin.

[gigman]

I would like to get into a gun fight with Sylvester Stallone. (Rambo) I think I could take him.

[S_B]

Stephen Hawking.

[StoneTheCrow]

Stephen Hawking.

In or out of the wheel chair?

[Copernicus]

Looks like he's got a pretty tough chin.



ROFLMAO. Kudo's

[Entropy]

Jesus.

[LethalDose]

I think he'd kick your ass LD.:xd:

You are prolly right Stone...Did you see him jack that guy up against the wall toward the end of the movie?

[Dooligan]

Oh fuck. Where to begin...

http://thedatingreviewsite.com/images/pic-drwarren.jpg

This smug motherfucker is Dr. Neal Clark Warren. He is an e-Harmony founder. I want to fight him for being the face of online dating, enabling the socially inept and morbidly obese to fool people into agreeing to take them out to dinner.

Knees and elbows only for this motherfucker.

http://www.gossiportruth.com/wp-content/images/Dr_Phil.jpg

Another "Doctor" I would love to fight.

Dr. Phil McGraw. Got his PhD from the University of North Texas. While a very close second to John's Hopkins, for some reason a PhD from North Texas University really doesn't inspire awe in me.

This fat fraud and noted Oprah sycophant has been sued for promoting his diet products that did not work (the audacity of promoting a diet plan when you are probably around 30% body fat does impress me, though), and has been sued numerous times for everything from defamation to "unethical behavior" (having sexual relations with a 19 yr. old patient).

Dr. Nick Riviera thinks this guy is a joke.

No cup match.

...to be continued.

[Dooligan]

http://www.celebrityshack.com/images/stories/male-celebrities/sean_penn/thumb%202.jpg

Sean Penn.

It drives me nuts when actors are so self-righteous as to think they are experts on anything outside of schmoozing, but this traitor takes it to a new level. This douchebag has met with the most visible enemies of the U.S., emboldening them, and giving them fodder for the propoganda machine. It's one thing to criticize your government while in the U.S. It is another to motherfuck the country in front of our enemies.

He should be imprisoned for treason.

But not before I fight him.

[Dooligan]

http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/lil-wayne-psd2890-1.png

Lil Wayne.

Actually, any lame-ass-cookie-cutter-MTV-backed-no-talent that comes out today.

Lil Wayne is merely an example of the problem. He, along with the help of others, have turned hip-hop into a modern day minstrel show, selling the image of black America up the river for a gold chain. They spit on the forefathers of their art (Chuck D, Eric B. & Rakim, Tupac, etc...) who attemped to effect change with their words.

Through MTV, this phenomenon has given rise to even suburban white kids imitating the images they see, and they convince theirselves that they are this warped view of "black".

I thought the swing craze was bad.

I will fight you, shitty hip-hoppers.

[Dooligan]

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/blog/paris-hilton-picture-1.jpg

Paris Hilton.

I'm sorry, why do I know who this fucking bitch is? What has she done? Is she a comedian? Movie star? Cured cancer? Politician?

She is part of the bigger societal issues of materialism and narcissism, but whether she is a product or a cause I am not sure. Nevertheless, she is teaching a generation of young women to be completely vapid and that the number one issue facing the world is shoes.

I hope her face is disfigured to teach her a lesson, a-la "Se7en"

Yes, I want to fight her. Lindsay Lohan too.

[StoneTheCrow]

LoL Dude,you should start your own fight club and send out fucking invitations.

[Dooligan]

Oh, I think this is going to be my favorite thread...

[Dooligan]

http://orkutmp3scrap.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/stacy-fergie-ferguson.jpg

"Fergie"

Another talentless hack. I know that beauty is subjective, but I don't understand how anyone finds "Froggie" beautiful. A sampling of the lyrics of her most well known song. Truly poetic.

"They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump."

Brilliant.

I will fight this broad if I ever see her in the streets. Then I'll go through her pockets.

[Stormcrow]

[I want to fight] Lindsay Lohan too.

Well, I'd certainly consider a spirited wrestling match with her. :angel:

[Dooligan]

Well, I'd certainly consider a spirited wrestling match with her. :angel:

Well, she's not in my weight class, but I would take that match. If I can't sock her in the face, I wouldn't mind choking her out.

[Stormcrow]

Well, I'd certainly consider a spirited wrestling match with her. :angel:

Well, she's not in my weight class, but I would take that match. If I can't sock her in the face, I wouldn't mind choking her out.

Dude, it was code for 'I'd pee in her butt.'

[Dooligan]

I understood. Mine's code for "I'd choke her out".

In all honesty, I might give her a pass. Girl likes her booze and blow, I'd probably end up partying with her until she started being an obnoxious party girl.

[bigpapaluv75]

ENOUGH SAID

[Dooligan]

http://corruption.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/nancypelosi.jpg

This hot piece of ass is Nancy Pelosi.

Despite being a raging liberal, she is one of the richest members of Congress, valued at roughly $19 million. Truly a voice for the impovrished and downtrodden.

This ACLU lapdog is a champion for illegal immigrants, partial-birth abortion, socialized medicine, and gay marriage. She badmouths the president's approval rating, while ignoring the fact that the congressional approval rating was lower.

A politician through and through, her manufactured and disingenuous smile sends chills up my spine every time.

I will fight you, Nancy Pelosi, my home-town hero.

[StoneTheCrow]

That bitch scares me,I'd have to wait and see how you came out before I'd fight her.

[Amadeus]

http://corruption.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/nancypelosi.jpg

This hot piece of ass is Nancy Pelosi.

Despite being a raging liberal, she is one of the richest members of Congress, valued at roughly $19 million. Truly a voice for the impovrished and downtrodden.

This ACLU lapdog is a champion for illegal immigrants, partial-birth abortion, socialized medicine, and gay marriage. She badmouths the president's approval rating, while ignoring the fact that the congressional approval rating was lower.

A politician through and through, her manufactured and disingenuous smile sends chills up my spine every time.

I will fight you, Nancy Pelosi, my home-town hero.

Speaking of 'Nancies', there's one bat shit harpy that deserves another punt in the moo-moo:

Nance Grace.

I need not explain.

http://www.ballslist.com/celebrity/licorish/nancy-grace.jpg

[killa]

http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/lil-wayne-psd2890-1.png

Lil Wayne.

Actually, any lame-ass-cookie-cutter-MTV-backed-no-talent that comes out today.

Lil Wayne is merely an example of the problem. He, along with the help of others, have turned hip-hop into a modern day minstrel show, selling the image of black America up the river for a gold chain. They spit on the forefathers of their art (Chuck D, Eric B. & Rakim, Tupac, etc...) who attemped to effect change with their words.

Through MTV, this phenomenon has given rise to even suburban white kids imitating the images they see, and they convince theirselves that they are this warped view of "black".

I thought the swing craze was bad.

I will fight you, shitty hip-hoppers.

What are you nutz? he is hip hop. he has amazing talent. i do agree with what you said about the wiggers but he is the #1 wrapper out there.

[S_B]

Lil Wayne.

Actually, any lame-ass-cookie-cutter-MTV-backed-no-talent that comes out today.

Lil Wayne is merely an example of the problem. He, along with the help of others, have turned hip-hop into a modern day minstrel show, selling the image of black America up the river for a gold chain. They spit on the forefathers of their art (Chuck D, Eric B. & Rakim, Tupac, etc...) who attemped to effect change with their words.

Through MTV, this phenomenon has given rise to even suburban white kids imitating the images they see, and they convince theirselves that they are this warped view of "black".

I would officially like to join your campaign/crusade. Maybe I could start 'cleansing' over here in UK ?

[Stormcrow]

What are you nutz? he(Li'l Wayne) is hip hop. he has amazing talent. i do agree with what you said about the wiggers but he is the #1 wrapper out there.

Popularity does not make talent. By your logic, Vanilla Ice was once the greatest performer going.

[killa]

Popularity does not make talent. By your logic, Vanilla Ice was once the greatest performer going.

in his case, talent made popularity. he can actually wrap compared to others like

[Dooligan]

What are you nutz? he is hip hop. he has amazing talent. i do agree with what you said about the wiggers but he is the #1 wrapper out there.

And Nickelback was the #1 rock band. Does that mean they're good? Fuck no. It just means people are sheep and will follow wherever they're told.


He has NO talent. Just because he is force-fed down your throat and people on MTV tell you he is talented doesn't mean it is so.

Talented rappers?
Mos Def
Nas
Del (and also the rest of Hieroglyphics)
The Coup
Atmosphere

A hook does not make you a talented rapper. In the words of Del-(just one song and these lyrics are better than ANYTHING lil Wayne has done)

"Rap ain't about bustin caps and fuckin bitches
It's about fluency with rhymin ingenuity"

"You got no respect for hip-hop, and you tryin to rhyme
Biding your time and I find it a crime
I even tried to bury the hatchet man
Cause we all African, you wanna be a rapper, start practicin,
you can't even flow right
Spend most of your time fuckin hoes, getting in fights
Hangin out, with no mission in life."

[Entropy]

Of course, I cannot hit a broad, but if I'm ever in a sex change accident, this is the first person I'm going to see.

Kathy Griffin
http://www.cultureby.com/trilogy/images/2007/06/06/kathygriffin.jpg

[StoneTheCrow]

She may be an exception to your rule,I'd punch her in the fucking forehead.

[para]

This is the cat I would fight

Kip Fucking Winger
http://www.explicitzone.com/forums/imagehosting/16549654f7560e29.bmp


First reason:
For taking Jimmy Hendrix's song Purple Haze and remaking. That dirtball did a shitty job.
YouTube - Winger: Purple Haze

Second reason:
Writing a song about banging a 17 year old girl when you were 27 years old, you perv.

[Dooligan]

The economy is falling apart. People are losing jobs and homes by the thousands. Sons are dying in Iraq. 300,000 killed (to date) in Darfur. Pakistan and India are bracing for a nuclear showdown.

But this billionaire is soaking up airtime to whine about gaining a few pounds.

http://www.usmagazine.com/files/oprah_blog_7.jpg

Congrats, Oprah Winfrey, you are the newest member of the out-of-touch-with-reality club.

Oprah has taken narcissism to a new level. Unemployment and foreclosure levels are rising at an unprecedented rate. More American families are trying to figure where their next meal is going to come from, and how they are going to feed their kids, and keep the heat on, and you are complaining because you eat too much?

This woman, for being described as "the most influential woman in the world" and a "philanthropist" has really fallen short of her social responsibility here. I'm sure, with her estimated $2.7 billion value, she can afford chefs and trainers to keep her in check. With all of the suffering in the world, children dying, and injustice being committed, do you really think a few extra pounds on your fat ass is an issue you need to discuss with America?

I will fight you Oprah.

[LethalDose]

This is the cat I would fight

Kip Fucking Winger
http://www.explicitzone.com/forums/imagehosting/16549654f7560e29.bmp


First reason:
For taking Jimmy Hendrix's song Purple Haze and remaking. That dirtball did a shitty job.
YouTube - Winger: Purple Haze (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1AH6LKz3hM)

Second reason:
Writing a song about banging a 17 year old girl when you were 27 years old, you perv.

Kip Winger is gay..I`m on your side.

[gigman]

The economy is falling apart. People are losing jobs and homes by the thousands. Sons are dying in Iraq. 300,000 killed (to date) in Darfur. Pakistan and India are bracing for a nuclear showdown.

But this billionaire is soaking up airtime to whine about gaining a few pounds.

http://www.usmagazine.com/files/oprah_blog_7.jpg

Congrats, Oprah Winfrey, you are the newest member of the out-of-touch-with-reality club.

Oprah has taken narcissism to a new level. Unemployment and foreclosure levels are rising at an unprecedented rate. More American families are trying to figure where their next meal is going to come from, and how they are going to feed their kids, and keep the heat on, and you are complaining because you eat too much?

This woman, for being described as "the most influential woman in the world" and a "philanthropist" has really fallen short of her social responsibility here. I'm sure, with her estimated $2.7 billion value, she can afford chefs and trainers to keep her in check. With all of the suffering in the world, children dying, and injustice being committed, do you really think a few extra pounds on your fat ass is an issue you need to discuss with America?

I will fight you Oprah.

I will help you. Can I have the bitch's head for my trophy?:xd:

[Dooligan]

Time for a revival. My newest nemesis...

http://jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/03/Jim_Cramer_Mad_Money.jpg

Jim Cramer.

Not as big a fraud as Dr. Phil, but dammit if he doesn't try.

"On September 15, 2008, Cramer invited the CEO of Wachovia on his show, Mad Money, in order to recommend the stock to potential investors. Cramer agreed with CEO Robert Steel that the company was fundamentally sound and that the ratio of good loans to bad loans was low. Cramer would recommend the stock to his viewers before Citi announced their intentions to acquire Wachovia's banking operations. On Monday, September 29th, Wachovia's share prices dropped over 95% in the pre-market and over 80% in market hours following news of a possible Citi acquisition. Prior to this, Cramer had stated, "This is run by Bob Steel. He's as close as we're going to get to a great banker. I think he's going to make this a great company. Cramer would later say "I screwed up". Eventually, Wells Fargo would purchase Wachovia for $15.1 billion in an all stock deal leaving Wachovia shareholders with 0.1991 shares of Wells Fargo for every share of Wachovia stock, resulting in a large decline in stockholder value. In 2008, Wachovia shares have declined 88 percent"

I kinda believe you get what you deserve if you follow the investment advice you receive from the idiot box, but at the same time, there is some social responsibility to be pinned on this guy for acting as an advisor to the cheap. Jimbo should have been yanked for this kind of an oversight.

Better keep those sleeves rolled up, Jim. There's gonna be a fight.

[CULPRITE_INC]

KICK HIS ASS!

[Deems]

Angelina Jolie.

I fuckin hate her!
Man stealin bi-sexual sex deviant who thinks a way to change her image is to reproduce!
Ooh yeah and adopt babies from strange places.
Not to mention that her relationship with her father is null and void just because she feels like it. Jon Voight is still wondering why his cunt daughter is such a spiteful person.It was daddy's money that got her where she is today.... but she has no time for him.
And dont forget that she french kisses her brother on live TV.

I absolutely hate this pussy lickin switch hitter! Fuck her!


( my photos never come out..... so anyone have an Angelina Jolie pic... post it for me ,please.)

[ozzman62]

http://www.fox.com/hellskitchen/photos/503/img_8.jpg


Gordon Ramsay ,

That Fucking Homo with the cooking show . I`d like 5 Minutes with that arrogant son of a Bitch !

Just the way he treats , And talks to people , He needs a good old fashioned Dose of act right.

And I`d Whoop that fucker the way I was Taught by my Father , Also Ex Service.

[gigman]

Jim Cramer.

Not as big a fraud as Dr. Phil, but dammit if he doesn't try.

How is Dr. Phil a fraud?:neutral:

[Dooligan]

How is Dr. Phil a fraud?:neutral:

Please refer to page two. :bigsmile:

I do have other examples.

[Bleed]

Fedor Emelianenko

Sure, I'd get my ass kicked. But, I'm willing for a 6 figure paycheck.

[para]

http://www.fox.com/hellskitchen/photos/503/img_8.jpg


Gordon Ramsay ,

That Fucking Homo with the cooking show . I`d like 5 Minutes with that arrogant son of a Bitch !

Just the way he treats , And talks to people , He needs a good old fashioned Dose of act right.

And I`d Whoop that fucker the way I was Taught by my Father , Also Ex Service.
I like Gordon Ramsey

[Entropy]

http://brownsugarpages.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/alsharpton.jpg

Any last words, Al?

[Deems]

OMG!!!! Farrakan.. Sharpton.....Jesse Jackson.....
The million racist march
What i thought was fuckin ridiculous was that they allowed a million race march but refused the KKK march. Well.... whats good for the goose.....

I kinda like the idea of a kkk march. I wanna be there to video the festivities! can we have it thru the middle of harlem ?

[Amadeus]

I'd fight Nancy Grace. Granted it goes against my morals to hit a woman, but that bat shit...um...sorry..."Insane asylum toilet seat" deserves every deck she gets.

[Dooligan]

Time to thin the herd...

http://www.bwaa.org/merchant2.jpg

Larry Merchant.

Now, I believe most commentators suck. Just because you are a legend doesn't mean you should continue to be in the limelight. Take for example Dick Clark. Really? Retire.

What makes this even worse is he is seated next to one of the brightest and most engaging commentators in the business in Jim Lampley. While Jim is lucid and coherent, making insightful statements, Larry's head is elsewhere, and he will babble on aimlessly for some time, noticibly interrupting the flow of the fight commentary.

It's hard to watch a bout when every three minutes you are always saying "What the fuck is Larry going on about now?"

I'll break his hip.

[Entropy]

Well if we're doing sportscasters, then I would like to nominate Dick Vitale.

http://www.eastcountysports.com/main/2008-09/features/photos/MUG-Dick_Vitale.jpg

I can't watch a college game with the sound on if this clown is blabbering his usual Van Gogh inducing routine.

[TOAO]

The president of Iran, with me wearing steeltoes.

[StoneTheCrow]

I'd fight myself,I'd so kick my ass.

[CULPRITE_INC]

I'd fight myself,I'd so kick my ass.

So either way you are in a win win situation, eh?

[Amadeus]

Angelina Jolie.

I fuckin hate her!
Man stealin bi-sexual sex deviant who thinks a way to change her image is to reproduce!
Ooh yeah and adopt babies from strange places.
Not to mention that her relationship with her father is null and void just because she feels like it. Jon Voight is still wondering why his cunt daughter is such a spiteful person.It was daddy's money that got her where she is today.... but she has no time for him.
And dont forget that she french kisses her brother on live TV.

I absolutely hate this pussy lickin switch hitter! Fuck her!


( my photos never come out..... so anyone have an Angelina Jolie pic... post it for me ,please.)

http://www.gimpusers.de/dl/AngelinaJolie.jpg

I'd box her titties.

[Stormcrow]

http://www.gimpusers.de/dl/AngelinaJolie.jpg

I'd box her titties.

*Stormcrow shivers & drools a bit.

[Dooligan]

My newest entry...one of the more cowardly and self-righteous pricks out there...

I give you...Keith Olbermann.

http://graneyandthepig.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/keith-olbermann.jpg

Where to begin...

This pompous ass is the host of "Countdown with Keith Olbermann" on MSNBC, as well as a co-host of "Football Night in America" (I still pray my boy Jerome will flatten him one day).

This fucker positions himself as a reporter, but he is just a honk with a platform. One of the larger cowards in the media, Olbermann stated after the firing of Imus, thet he was behind the scenes calling for his resignation and how apalled he was at what Imus said.

Firstly, no, you weren't offended, bandwagoner. Secondly, you have a nationally syndicated show where you blast people, but yet you work "behind the scenes"? Way to see which way the wind blew before you tooted your horn as a champion for the Rutgers basketball team. What a fucking weasel.

I believe reporters are supposed to be somewhat unbaised. Not ole Keith. In the fervor leading up to the 2008 election, the mass media pulled out all of the stops. Reminiscent of Germany in 1939 (:wink:), the mass media backed a candidate whole heartedly. Despite this fact, this fucking clown was yanked from coverage due to the fact that he was TOO ONE SIDED!!! That is impressive, Keith. Way to go.

Fuck Keith Olbermann. I want to fight him. And Chris Matthews. C'mon Chris. I'll bet Bill Clinton will let you blow him. Just ask.

[Entropy]

I don't know how much of a celebrity she might be, but she's all over the damned tv. To be honest, I would like to strangle her.

I present to you:

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9498/flofromprogressiveej1.jpg

The Progressive insurance girl.
Her pale skin, wide (yet flat) ass, and her all around perky demeanor straight up piss me off. Of course, she may not be like that in real life, but I am absolutely sick of seeing her mug every twelve minutes.

[StoneTheCrow]

I don't know how much of a celebrity she might be, but she's all over the damned tv. To be honest, I would like to strangle her.

I present to you:

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9498/flofromprogressiveej1.jpg

The Progressive insurance girl.
Her pale skin, wide (yet flat) ass, and her all around perky demeanor straight up piss me off. Of course, she may not be like that in real life, but I am absolutely sick of seeing her mug every twelve minutes.

I'd hit it.

[Entropy]

You hit it.
I'll vomit.

[CULPRITE_INC]

id hit it two

[Stormcrow]

I've done worse. :squigglemouth:

[StoneTheCrow]

I've done worse. :squigglemouth:

No doubt, boy that entropy must fuck a different super model every night.

[Stormcrow]

No doubt, boy that entropy must fuck a different super model every night.

It's good to be "The E" :lol:

[4nik8]

You hit it.
I'll vomit.

Gotta say I agree with you on that one.

That chick makes my skin crawl.

[Entropy]

Rage building.
Must control hate.
Not working.
Damn it!
Must post douchebag...

http://www.deadlyviper.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/billy-mays.jpg