If you saw me in the back of a cop car..

[LethalDose]

..what am I being arrested for??













lets be creative folks :xd: !!

[Bleed]

Killing Bleed for constantly taking your high scores in the arcade. :xd:

[rc2james]

How about a fart so rotten, it was considered a crime against humanity.

[LethalDose]

How about a fart so rotten, it was considered a crime against humanity.

never landed me a spot in a cop car.Sorry..

[LethalDose]

Killing Bleed for constantly taking your high scores in the arcade. :xd:

Murder is not the answer in this case.

[StoneTheCrow]

Got caught speeding while nude and you turned the cop down for a blowjob.

[LethalDose]

Got caught speeding while nude and you turned the cop down for a blowjob.

Hey...the dude had buck teeth. :sad:

[rc2james]

Stealing the monkey from a blind organ grinder to win a bet from StoneTheCrow but he then turned you in to keep from having to pay up..

[ozzman62]

Got caught Pissin in yer annoying neighbors Car window ?

[LethalDose]

Stealing the monkey from a blind organ grinder to win a bet from StoneTheCrow but he then turned you in to keep from having to pay up..

So what happens to the monkey?

[rc2james]

So what happens to the monkey?

How am I supposed to know? You're the drunk that took it.

[LethalDose]

How am I supposed to know? You're the drunk that took it.

It`s your story dude.

[Amythist]

Got caught streaking in the quad...

[gigman]

Got caught speeding while nude and you turned the cop down for a blowjob.OMG!


You got into a fight with a dude for driving to damn fast down your street. You also kicked his ass.
What do I win?

[Entropy]

Rumor has it...

You were taken away on a warrant. It's said you were involved with a girl who lived across the street which after a brief time, you grew apart and decided not to see each other socially any more. Now even though you would see each other due to close proximity, you kept it cordial for the most part. But then something started happening.

Someone would keep dropping off cakes, brownies, pies, etc on the doorstep of the woman's house without a note or any clue of who sent them. She was a trusting soul so she would take the goodies inside and proceed to eat them thinking she had some sort of secret admirer. Plus, she loved the fact that she could rub it in to your face about her new "admirer".

You really never showed much interest in her affairs and things went on like that for months. But things changed.

It wasn't until the day the warrant was served that you realized how you were apprehended. A detective had dressed up as a homeless man and went through your trash. He found receipts for flour, sugar, baking pans, etc. They had you dead to rights. In fact, they had to make up a new charge for such a thing. You were arrested for felony "plumping".

Whatever she did to you, made you so angry that you kept delivering the baked goods until she put on 80 pounds. Now no one would want her and that made you smile. Even if it you were in the back of a cop car. It was worth the time and effort to see her watch you driven off with tears rolling down her pudgy cheeks onto her chocolate stained XXXL tube top.



Update: You paid $100 fine, did 20 hours of community service, and had to write a written apology.
The apology was written in frosting and you violated your probation.

:xd:

[Amadeus]

Stealing the monkey from a blind organ grinder to win a bet from StoneTheCrow but he then turned you in to keep from having to pay up..

Naw. This one's easy.

Somebody at his job stole $1,500 deposit, the supervisor called the cops. Cops came, inspected everybody's vehicle, and LD got caught with an ounce of weed and a chillum in his glove compartment.

[Mrs.S]

You were arrested in a public restroom for "crossing beams" while urinating with the guy next to you.

[Bleed]

You were caught sticking your hand into the stall next to you in the airport restroom.

[Angeleyes]

Rumor has it...

You were taken away on a warrant. It's said you were involved with a girl who lived across the street which after a brief time, you grew apart and decided not to see each other socially any more. Now even though you would see each other due to close proximity, you kept it cordial for the most part. But then something started happening.

Someone would keep dropping off cakes, brownies, pies, etc on the doorstep of the woman's house without a note or any clue of who sent them. She was a trusting soul so she would take the goodies inside and proceed to eat them thinking she had some sort of secret admirer. Plus, she loved the fact that she could rub it in to your face about her new "admirer".

You really never showed much interest in her affairs and things went on like that for months. But things changed.

It wasn't until the day the warrant was served that you realized how you were apprehended. A detective had dressed up as a homeless man and went through your trash. He found receipts for flour, sugar, baking pans, etc. They had you dead to rights. In fact, they had to make up a new charge for such a thing. You were arrested for felony "plumping".

Whatever she did to you, made you so angry that you kept delivering the baked goods until she put on 80 pounds. Now no one would want her and that made you smile. Even if it you were in the back of a cop car. It was worth the time and effort to see her watch you driven off with tears rolling down her pudgy cheeks onto her chocolate stained XXXL tube top.



Update: You paid $100 fine, did 20 hours of community service, and had to write a written apology.
The apology was written in frosting and you violated your probation.

:xd:

:applause: Nothing to add but you definitely get kudos for this one.

[gigman]

He left himself wide open on this thread.:xd:
I tried to be nice about it.

[rc2james]

You were attending the premiere of a new pornography theater, and while applauding to a vigorous and highly imaginative episode of a new porno movie, (that included your favorite actress), undercover vice police mistakenly assume that you are masturbating and arrest you for violation of the Peewee Herman, Playing the Skin Violin Law.

[para]

Got caught romancing the next door neighbor's turtle.

[Entropy]

:applause: Nothing to add but you definitely get kudos for this one.

Thanks!

I embellished it quite a bit, but it is based on a true story. The actual subject put on about 20 pounds and so did her roommate. I suppose if one didn't feel like sharing, they could've had a 40 pounder.:angel:

[Amadeus]

Thanks!

I embellished it quite a bit, but it is based on a true story. The actual subject put on about 20 pounds and so did her roommate. I suppose if one didn't feel like sharing, they could've had a 40 pounder.:angel:

That's alotta cheezburger.