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4nik8
11-11-2010, 07:32 PM
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Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted >>here.<< (http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/largemelissaleewilliams.jpg)

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband.

She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report:


“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”



When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

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If a stank pussied West Virgina woman says eat her pussy, boys...ya better even if it makes your eyes water doin it.

LMMFAO

Freewilly
11-11-2010, 09:46 PM
“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

LMFAO omg that woman is one demented fuck :bigsmile:


If a stank pussied West Virgina woman says eat her pussy, boys...ya better even if it makes your eyes water doin it.

hahaha well yeah ya dont wanna disappoint the fair lady :wink:

4nik8
11-12-2010, 09:21 AM
LMFAO omg that woman is one demented fuck :bigsmile:

hahaha well yeah ya dont wanna disappoint the fair lady :wink:

That's west Virginny for ya..

I wouldn't be surprised if the ex and his friend wasn't her brother and a cousin.

:bigsmile:

Freewilly
11-12-2010, 09:34 AM
That's west Virginny for ya..

I wouldn't be surprised if the ex and his friend wasn't her brother and a cousin.

:bigsmile:

LOL thats an even grosser thought then eating her smelly hole out.............oh well actually nope there is no thought more repulsive then that :tongue:

Laney
11-12-2010, 11:07 AM
eewwww...what a woman

shiatsu^26
11-12-2010, 11:19 AM
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She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report:


“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”




WOW. Guess it had been a while.:xd:

Freewilly
11-12-2010, 11:29 AM
WOW. Guess it had been a while.:xd:

really? I never would have guessed :wink: bet she is hell frustrated now though that she never got it after all that too Lmao :bigsmile:

shiatsu^26
11-12-2010, 01:34 PM
really? I never would have guessed :wink: bet she is hell frustrated now though that she never got it after all that too Lmao :bigsmile:

LOL, well at least she will be going where there are lots of "pie" eaters.
I actually feel sorry for her future fellow inmates. :xd:

StoneTheCrow
11-12-2010, 01:38 PM
That nasty looking twat would HAVE to cut my throat before my tongue got anywhere near her.

Freewilly
11-12-2010, 01:42 PM
Lmao

4nik8
11-12-2010, 02:08 PM
That nasty looking twat would HAVE to cut my throat before my tongue got anywhere near her.

Best line yet...


hahahahahaha

ozzman62
11-12-2010, 06:07 PM
Great News story , I Laughed till I cried . Also , What Stone said .

4nik8
11-12-2010, 09:41 PM
Thanks man.

CULPRITE_INC
11-17-2010, 12:23 PM
That nasty looking twat would HAVE to cut my throat before my tongue got anywhere near her.
Colombian neck tie?

Blinker
11-17-2010, 03:11 PM
OMG that is so grosssss.

4nik8
12-24-2010, 04:19 PM
this one STILL cracks me up