Excuse me Amy , for I have sinned...

[Amythist]

So if you were to go to a confession , what would be your sin?

[Bleed]

1985-2006

[Amythist]

1985-2006

DO I wanna know? lol

[StoneTheCrow]

I wished heavy objects would fall on random people today.I also cursed a vacuum cleaner and demanded whoever made it serve a lifetime in hell.

[Amythist]

I wished heavy objects would fall on random people today.I also cursed a vacuum cleaner and demanded whoever made it serve a lifetime in hell.

That made me giggle...

[LethalDose]

A dude dropped some money in the cashout line in front of me..I was honest and brought it to his attention.

I`ll never do it again...

[Bleed]

Forgive me, Amy...for I have sinned.

While at work today, I was in a room with 4 women. I ripped a silent fart.

When the smell finally wafted up to nose height, I looked at one of them and calmly asked "Good God, woman. What did you eat for lunch? Pleeeease don't eat that tomorrow."

[Amythist]

Forgive me, Amy...for I have sinned.

While at work today, I was in a room with 4 women. I ripped a silent fart.

When the smell finally wafted up to nose height, I looked at one of them and calmly asked "Good God, woman. What did you eat for lunch? Pleeeease don't eat that tomorrow."

Ha ha ha classic maneuver there!

[gigman]

I don't sin.:angel:

[Entropy]

I had impure thoughts.

No, not that impure, but close.

[Amythist]

I don't sin.:angel:

YouTube - Liar

[Amadeus]

Forgive me Amy....for I have sinned.


Every living breath I take is a sin. With the things I've seen and done in this lifetime, tis enough to make a mother weep.

[Dooligan]

How much time ya got, Amy?

This might be easier if we break it down into categories....

[Amythist]

All the time in the world...lol

[Dooligan]

Which category would you like me to begin with? The top seven include:

1. Lust
2. Gluttony
3. Greed
4. Sloth
5. Wrath
6. Envy
7. Pride

[Amythist]

Wrath.

[Dooligan]

Probably the one I am least guilty of. I am a fairly level-headed guy.

The last time I unleashed wrath was a couple of years back moonlighting at a bar previous to the current one.

I had kicked a douchebag out earlier, and he kept hanging around. Probably 22-23. At the end of the night, some industry girls I knew were leaving, so I walked outside with them, and capt. douchebag was still there. He starts being a little crass to them, so I tell him they're not interested and get lost.

At this point I had a broom in my hand to sweep the front off before closing. Jackass decides to tell me "Go sweep and do your job." and turns his back on me. I lost it. The other bouncer had to restrain me and pull me inside.

Meanwhile this jackass is still outside. I see the girls leave, and he starts following them. I get greenlight from my manager to make sure they are O.K., so I start following him. The girls turn into the parking garage. He does too.

I caught him following them up the stairs.

He learned a lesson that night.

[rc2james]

I don’t really have any sins from my point of view. :angel:

[Dooligan]

I don’t really have any sins from my point of view. :angel:

Sounds like pride to me...

[StoneTheCrow]

Sounds like pride to me...

Sounded more like bullshit to me. :bigsmile:

[Amythist]

I can't say that I argue that...he he But that is just me.

[LethalDose]

I`m innocent today...I`ve been here on my puter..:xd:

[StoneTheCrow]

I was not so innocent,I told a few buddies at work another employee was probably a fluffer for a midget porn set,they agreed.

[Amadeus]

Wrath.

What I did to the person who ran over the best dog I've ever owned....a Pureblood Japanese Akita aptly named 'Apollo' retired from the Chicago Police K-9 unit.

Mother was taking him out for a walk one day (well, more like HIM taking HER for a walk...he was 158 lbs.). Crossing the street, the neighborhood asshole flies around the corner at 90 miles an hour, knowing DAMN well the speed limit is 10 in back alley ways. Mom jumped out of the way. Sadly, Apollo didn't. I had just come out of A.I.T. for E.O.D. when my mother told me she had to put him down.

I decided to put my new skills to the test.

The next morning he woke up to go to work, only to find his truck scattered in pieces all down the alley way.

Cops can't get prints if you wear gloves. :xd:

[Amythist]

I got all liquored up and danced about my living room for a bit....

[Deems]

Forgive me Amy<< Actually no.
I dont do confession.
I dont light candles, stand in a wooden (coffin) box by choice, or say holy mary full O grace beads.
Im not going to do 3 back flips, 10 rosaries( Ave Maria, full O grace) and a couple Our fathers just for redemption.
WHY? B/c I KNOW I'll be doing more fucked up shit tomorrow.
Ummmm... Just say NO!

[Deems]

Ok seriously... with the commandments... Yeah , I break #2,#3 and #4 daily.

#2 Thou shalt not take the Lords name in vain.... ( God Dammit! Oops did it again)
#3 Thou shalt honor the sabbath and keep it holy.(is it sunday? Im sleeping in..fuck church)
#4 Honor thy father and mother. ( If the bitch wasnt crazy... Id get along w/her better)

Ha Ha !:neener: