You freaking kidding me.

[para]

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

[Canis]

WTF??? You don't wanna guy to shoot off on you, don't play with his fucken dick! Damn!

[4nik8]

Cummings....came and went...


:bigsmile:

[Freewilly]

aw all he had to do was say he was a cumming

[LEFT]

I see the humor ovit!

...would a plea deal be a reduction to Involuntary Ejaculation?

...if he takes it to a jury would he have to whip out his evidencce?

SINCE WHEN IS EJACULATING (at the hands of our government) ILLEGAL!?

[4nik8]

aw all he had to do was say he was a cumming

That'll probably be an EXTRA airline fee on the tickets now...free hand job during screening.

Results my vary.

[LEFT]

this is just one of the many reasons when I travel, if I can't get there on one of my bikes, I'm inclined to not go...






...and whutknot

[4nik8]

They sell paddle tires to make trips across the oceans a little more....plausible?

[Laney]

some people get arroused easily...TSA needs to take that into consideration

[CULPRITE_INC]

i would fie for sexual harassment, if the tsa agent spent enough time fiddling with is fiddle wacker, to get jizzamafacated then he deserved a shot in the eye...

[4nik8]

"It's only funny till someone loses an eye"

[Copernicus]

"It's only funny till someone loses an eye"


ROFLMAO

EWWWW!


ROFLMAO

[4nik8]

:Blush:

[Canis]

The charges didn't stick. The suspect got off.

[4nik8]

The situation WAS a bit schticky...

speaking of schtick..


didn't anyone notice his "partners" name?

[ozzman62]

^Sergio Armani , lol Umm hmm Mr. " Premature Ejaculation " Might have thought to declare his modifications to Agent Gropes before the little game of advanced discovery occurred . As this was not the case " Gropes and Cummings " Are now dating and everyone lived happily ever after :bigsmile:

[4nik8]

If this got international press, would this be considered the NEW version of "the shot heard round the world?"


:wink:

[StoneTheCrow]

Damn, dude gives a hand job and gets upset he gets a handful. He must be a stingy person in bed too, he's the only one allowed to get off. lol

[ozzman62]

If this got international press, would this be considered the NEW version of "the shot heard round the world?"


:wink:

:roflmao: Was I the only one that caught this ?

[Mrs.S]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3cb0ba1a7e/tsa-explains-the-enhanced-pat-downs?rel=player&playlist=featured_videos

[ozzman62]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3cb0ba1a7e/tsa-explains-the-enhanced-pat-downs?rel=player&playlist=featured_videos

Very funny Mrs. S Kudos for that one lol

[4nik8]

:roflmao: Was I the only one that caught this ?

Maybe it went ....over their heads?


:wink: