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Baldy
12-16-2010, 12:35 AM
Sometimes when you read a news story like this one, you just can't help but smile and say: Sometimes justice is swift and well served:


HUTCHINSON, Kan. — Hutchinson police say a 71-year-old woman knocked a man who attacked her unconscious with her frying pan.

Police Sgt. John Moore said 25-year-old Kevin Funderburk talked his way into the woman's home on Saturday, claiming he was homeless and had nowhere to go.

Moore said that when he tried to attack the woman, she fought back and "beat him down with a frying pan."

"When we arrived, he was unconscious and lying in his own vomit in the back of the house," Moore told The Hutchinson News. "He was in the hospital in Wichita over the weekend and they stapled his scalp."

Funderburk was jailed on $55,200 bond on suspicion of attempted rape, aggravated battery, criminal restraint and criminal damage to property. He was wearing a neck brace when he made his first appearance Tuesday in court.

The Hutchinson News reported that the woman was injured, but Moore did not release how serious her injuries were.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40685243/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Freewilly
12-16-2010, 12:42 AM
serves him right the asshole lol, poor lady :(

ozzman62
12-17-2010, 03:13 PM
What a piece of work that asshole is , No good deed goes unpunished I guess try to help someone and that is the thanks you get . Rot in hell creep .

Hope the good Samaritan will be ok .

Angeleyes
12-17-2010, 09:32 PM
Good for her, hopefully she is ok. I am sure she is one tough lady though and is telling all her friends how she kicked that punks ass.

Laney
12-17-2010, 11:03 PM
Go..Granny...GO!!!

I'm hearing more and more of people fighting back. That can be good and bad at the same time.

Canis
12-17-2010, 11:52 PM
She shoulda hit him again.

LEFT
12-18-2010, 09:18 AM
...AND AGAIN!

I say get all the frypans in the neighborhood, spray them down with Pam (we don't want anything to stick, right?) and have at this jackwad....

(holiday music in the background)

"....*bing*bong*bing*bong* Christmas pans are swinging!"




ahhhh, I love the holidays

Buschman
12-18-2010, 01:30 PM
Just because someone can hit some dern'body with a frying pan,..don't mean they should.(<<< I said that)

ozzman62
12-18-2010, 01:39 PM
...AND AGAIN!

I say get all the frypans in the neighborhood, spray them down with Pam (we don't want anything to stick, right?) and have at this jackwad....

(holiday music in the background)

"....*bing*bong*bing*bong* Christmas pans are swinging!"




ahhhh, I love the holidays

:roflmao: This here ? Is some damn funny stuff Rep given :thumbsup:

Buschman
12-18-2010, 01:52 PM
^^^ Drinking early...LOL

Deems
12-18-2010, 10:27 PM
I wanna be just like her when i grow up

shiatsu^26
12-21-2010, 04:30 PM
...AND AGAIN!

I say get all the frypans in the neighborhood, spray them down with Pam (we don't want anything to stick, right?) and have at this jackwad....

(holiday music in the background)

"....*bing*bong*bing*bong* Christmas pans are swinging!"




ahhhh, I love the holidays

OMG. ROFL
Who thinks of that shit. Too funny!

Freewilly
12-21-2010, 09:38 PM
I wanna be just like her when i grow up

me too

4nik8
12-21-2010, 10:20 PM
Granny fights back...part II...


She's heeeeerrreeeeeee...

Mrs.S
12-23-2010, 06:02 AM
Go Granny