Will the real Jesus please stand up!

[TOAO]

I guess this would be an interesting topic for sunday.

Ever noticed how every group has their own version of Jesus?

For a start, none of em look like someone from the area.

A lot of em seem more Italian. Like the Shroud of Turin for example

http://www.aidanandrach.com/Turin/Shroud-of-Turin.jpg

Whether or not you think is real is another debate

Here is a classic Jesus,notice the blue eyes?


http://www.luisprada.com/Protected/IMAGES/jesus_christ_at_getsemani.jpg


Which pretty mush looks like a "whitened up" version of this Jesus

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/j/jesus_christ-1676.jpg

But nowhere near as white as this Jesus

http://www.geocities.com/DaveGarber1975/church/Image_-_Jesus_Christ.jpg

And since there is a white Jesus, of course that means there has to be a black Jesus


http://www.dominica-weekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/jesus_obama.jpg


When I was in high school, a lot of kids started to get into Jesus.

I would see this Jesus popping up everywhere


http://www.purplemoon.com/Stickers/zigzag.jpg


And then of course, you have Jesus Christ Superstar

http://www.religionfacts.com/jesus/images/jesus-christ-superstar.jpg

And of course, Buddy Christ


http://lewandopix.com/files/buddy_christ2.jpg




Kind of interesting how many versions there are.



So feel free to post your own personal Jesus


http://www.manson-valley.de/fotogalerie/manson/images/acss/acss_31.jpg

[Amadeus]

This is one of the better depictions I've seen.

http://www.tesney.net/Passion%20of%20Christ%20poster.jpg

http://www.4to40.com/images/culture/Passion_of_Christ/Passion_of_Christ.jpg

[Blood]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/AGF/9554~Black-Jesus-Montage-Posters.jpg
http://krnloop.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/tim-jesus-jesus.jpg

^^Those are my two favorite.

[S_B]

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[Amadeus]

http://krnloop.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/tim-jesus-jesus.jpg

^^Those are my two favorite.

A korean Haysoos? That's a first for me.

[Stormcrow]

My position on the whole Jesus thing is no secret, but I'm gonna go with this geographically & time period correct version.

http://http-server.carleton.ca/%7Ezcrook/08%20-%20RealJesus.jpeg

[StoneTheCrow]

I'm kinda fond of the space exploration Jesus myself.

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/171000/171256tYCX_w.jpg

[para]

Someone call me to this thread?

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http://www.explicitzone.com/forums/imagehosting/1654815301681619.bmp

[StoneTheCrow]

Someone call me to this thread?

I didn't see dumbass anywhere in the thread title.Try again.:tongue:

[para]

http://www.explicitzone.com/forums/imagehosting/165481530168a9fd.bmp

[para]

http://www.explicitzone.com/forums/imagehosting/16548152e937e7ad.bmp

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http://www.explicitzone.com/forums/imagehosting/1654815301688810.bmp

[LethalDose]

JESUS WAS WAY COOL !!


YouTube - Jesus was way cool

[LethalDose]

http://media.photobucket.com/image/jesus%20rocks/Brad_The_Great/jesus_rocks.jpg?o=4

[StoneTheCrow]

That was a way cool video. LoL

[TOAO]

Stormcrow's is probably the most realistic.

I was in a shortlived band called "Electric Jesus."

Must have been a cool name if someone else is still using it. I was in the 99 cent store, and there was a nitelite with a plug in the back, and I said to my wife "oh look, electric Jesus"

Too bad there is already a band named "Cleveland Steamer"

[LethalDose]

Jesus Of The People for the new millennium.
http://www.123soho.com/artgroup/jesus_2000/body.htm

[gigman]

http://www.crowsnestforums.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=18&pictureid=221

[gigman]

http://www.crowsnestforums.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=18&pictureid=223

[LethalDose]

A CD cover...with their depiction of Jesus Christ.


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y166/Zenial/lsd/pico-q/big/onceupon.jpg

[Stormcrow]

http://www.crowsnestforums.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=18&pictureid=223

Love the white Jesus concept.

[StoneTheCrow]

Kinda favors Lee Majors.

[Stormcrow]

Kinda favors Lee Majors.

Now that you mention it...

[gigman]

Love the white Jesus concept.Looks like a Nazarene to me.:cool:

[S_B]

Looks like someone considering Sunday lunch to me. :xd: