Got Any Old Sayings?

[gigman]

Post them If you know them. Old saying that people use for example:

"It's colder than a well digger's ass."

[Buschman]

"It's darker outside than a sack of assholes."

[StoneTheCrow]

That bitch was uglier than a bag of hammered assholes.

[StoneTheCrow]

Shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up faster.

[StoneTheCrow]

(to someone walking onside of the road) Tired of walking? Run awhile.

[Entropy]

"You gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet."

[StoneTheCrow]

If it aint broke,don't fix it.

[Entropy]

"If it wasn't for stupid people, you wouldn't look so smart."

[gigman]

"If a frog had wings , he wouldn't bump his ass when he jumped."

[gigman]

"Grease by gravy"

[StoneTheCrow]

If I had a nickle for every time I heard that I'd be rich.

[gigman]

"Nervous as a whore in church."

[gigman]

"I'll hit you so hard your grandchildren will feel it."

[gigman]

"Straighter than a crow flies."

[gigman]

"Later alligator"

"After while crocodile."

[StoneTheCrow]

Don't let your mouth write a check your ass can't cover.

[Entropy]

There's two kinds of people in this world. Those with loaded guns and those that dig. You dig. - The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

[rc2james]

The more you stir the manure the worst it’s going to stink.

[LethalDose]

Go out there and find me a switch!

[TOAO]

Probable not old, but "Size doesn't matter, it's how many women you use it on"

[gigman]

"Better to be known as a fool than to open your mouth and erase all doubt."

[gigman]

"When the going gets tough the tough gets going."

[TOAO]

Great post break-up advice.



"When you fall off that horse, get up, dust yourself off, and then find a horse that isn't such a bitch."

[S_B]

"When she runs, her tits are like two babies fighting in a pillowcase."

[Amythist]

If you can't duck it....Fuck it.

[Amadeus]

Shit fire hold the matches

[Amadeus]

ooh!

Your mom

[LethalDose]

His ass puckers up tighter than a snare drum.

[Deems]

Its 6 of one and a half dozen of the other

read 'em and weep

" I was so mad .. I could 've spit.. and a lady doesn't spit"

groovy far out & jailbird

I'm not just whistling dixie

[S_B]

"If it looks too good to be true, it probably is."

[Entropy]

Blonds have more fun, but they're too stupid to realize it.

[Mrs.S]

That's what she said.

[gigman]

"He is so tight you couldn't get a toothpick up his ass,"

[gigman]

"Don't take any wooden nickels."

[gigman]

"My time your dime."

[gigman]

"Who's the head hog of the trough?"

[S_B]

"A fool and his money, are soon parted."