Three word story

[The Goddess]

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Once upon a

[StoneTheCrow]

foggy winter day

[Amythist]

I woke to

[LethalDose]

my doorbell ringing

[StoneTheCrow]

like a noisy

[The Goddess]

screaming lady and

[StoneTheCrow]

I punched a

[Angeleyes]

number into the

[Mrs.S]

phone then I

[LethalDose]

flashed the neighbor

[Mrs.S]

because I am

[The Goddess]

horny and my

[Aloha Jack]

need is great.

[Copernicus]

To my surprise,

[Mrs.S]

my neighbor opened

[Angeleyes]

the front door

[Mrs.S]

and flashed me

[StoneTheCrow]

a crooked grin

[Mrs.S]

Then I decided

[LethalDose]

to grab a

[gigman]

big ass stick

[The Goddess]

and went to

[ozzman62]

Scratch my fuzzy

[Aloha Jack]

ass and wave

[The Goddess]

Then everyone went

[chi]

up on the

[LethalDose]

church steps yelling

[Angeleyes]

utter and complete

[StoneTheCrow]

nonsense about a

[gigman]

Big ass dog

[Angeleyes]

that was running

[Sláine]

from some midgets

[Angeleyes]

who thought they

[ozzman62]

Started an orgy

[chi]

but were mistaken

[Bleed]

A nun arrived

[gigman]

and pulled her

[Bleed]

small caliber pistol

[gigman]

and shot the

[Bleed]

midgets dead. Then,

[gigman]

licked the blood

[Amythist]

Untill it was

[chi]

crusted on her

[Angeleyes]

her lips. After

[Sláine]

pooping some hot

[ozzman62]

Well Greased Iguanas

[Bleed]

, she lay down

[Sláine]

with pineapple chunks

[ozzman62]

From Granny`s Pink

[chi]

Grapefruit Company, but

[Blood]

near the end

[The Goddess]

felt uncomfortable and

[Angeleyes]

had to move

[Entropy]

to the couch

[LethalDose]

which is when

[gigman]

she lost her

[Angeleyes]

inhibition and began

[ozzman62]

To masturbate furiously

[LethalDose]

until her pussy

[Sláine]

exploded with sticky

[Bleed]

green, thick pus

[Entropy]

That looked like

[gigman]

custard, oozed from

[Angeleyes]

every orifice that

[Entropy]

didn't have a

[StoneTheCrow]

nail sticking out

[Entropy]

it. So the

[LethalDose]

ooze ran down

[Entropy]

and pooled up

[chi]

on the hair

[ozzman62]

On Culprits chin,

[StoneTheCrow]

so thick that

[gigman]

it was grossly

[ozzman62]

Stinky and green

[LethalDose]

but miraculously it

[Bleed]

tasted just like

[LethalDose]

a pop tart

[Bleed]

with strawberry filling.

[LethalDose]

After eating the

[Bleed]

very last drop

[LethalDose]

of that nastiness,

[Bleed]

:panic: wanted more

[LethalDose]

of that hot

[Bleed]

stinky, green ooze.

[LethalDose]

He gets easily

[Bleed]

turned on by

[LethalDose]

slimy membrane textures

[Bleed]

Especially vaginal discharges.

[LethalDose]

he will explicitly

[ozzman62]

Consume the most

[Angeleyes]

edible panties ever

[ozzman62]

Eaten by one

[LethalDose]

crazed black jew

[Angeleyes]

over the entirety

[ozzman62]

of his lifetime

[LethalDose]

but none the

[chi]

less he decided

[Angeleyes]

to try and

[LethalDose]

call his Mom

[Bleed]

But his cell

[LethalDose]

minutes ran out

[Bleed]

so he ran

[LethalDose]

to the nearest

[Angeleyes]

fast food restaurant

[Mrs.S]

for a big

[ozzman62]

Glass of cold

[LethalDose]

ice to dump

[ozzman62]

Down his pants

[LethalDose]

after he has

[Cayce]

Licked a foreign

[LethalDose]

woman`s loin chops

[chi]

wrapped in butcher

[LethalDose]

paper and tied

[CULPRITE_INC]

them into a

[LethalDose]

some plastic wrap

[hopegeorge2006]

then tossed it

[LethalDose]

into a cart

[chi]

of a homeless

[LethalDose]

man with silver

[chi]

bling on his

[LethalDose]

hat,which was

[chi]

angled jauntily upon

[LEFT]

his fat bloated

[jillybean]

stomach till he

[LEFT]

sat on a

[LethalDose]

Siamese cat,and

[The Goddess]

jumped off immediately

[LEFT]

tripping over a

[chi]

broken piece of

[LethalDose]

a vacuum cleaner

[LEFT]

laying next to

[chi]

a pile of

[LethalDose]

dirty laundry that

[chi]

belonged to his

[LethalDose]

brothers wife`s sister

[LEFT]

so it was

[LethalDose]

starting to smell

[LEFT]

not unlike a

[ozzman62]

Goat in heat...

[LEFT]

"OH-MUH-GUH?"

[chi]

cried the goat

[LethalDose]

as he packed

[LEFT]

eggsalad sandwiches in

[Baldy]

his blue cooler

[chi]

for the long

[LethalDose]

trip ahead to

[ozzman62]

The football field

[Baldy]

in the next

[LEFT]

county. Excited to

[LethalDose]

be driving in

[LEFT]

his mom's car

[Baldy]

he got caught

[LethalDose]

smoking a joint

[chi]

of lamb in

[Baldy]

the wood smoker

[chi]

that belonged to

[Baldy]

farmer Billy Bob

[chi]

from across the

[Baldy]

creek, beside the

[LEFT]

the old outhouse

[Baldy]

around the bend

[LethalDose]

that was covered

[Baldy]

in poison ivy

[LEFT]

and a swarm

[Free]

of bees that

[LEFT]

stung him on

[Baldy]

his way to

[LethalDose]

take a dump.

[LEFT]

When he finished

[chi]

he wiped, using

[LEFT]

a corn cobb

[chi]

stolen from the

[Baldy]

corn field. Alice

[LethalDose]

tried to help

[Baldy]

but got her

[LethalDose]

hand stuck in

[chi]

The crevice of

[LethalDose]

the book shelf

[Baldy]

which fell over

[LethalDose]

when she lifted

[chi]

the Encyclopedia Brittanica

[SharBare]

was first written

[Baldy]

in the year

[chi]

of the rabbit

[Baldy]

But it was

[chi]

not published until

[SharBare]

the Year of

[LethalDose]

StoneTheCrow got his

[SharBare]

shiney new fangled

[LethalDose]

thingy around his

[Baldy]

little bitty, tiny

[SharBare]

slender pinky finger

[ozzman62]

Which he inserted

[chi]

in his nose

[LethalDose]

hoping to find

[SharBare]

treasure, but alas

[LethalDose]

all the hair

[ozzman62]

Blocked the intrusion

[LethalDose]

so he pushed

[ozzman62]

A corkscrew in....

[LEFT]

and pulled out

[ozzman62]

A small Chicken

[LethalDose]

which was still

[ozzman62]

Kicking and clucking...

[LethalDose]

and started spewing

[LEFT]

snotting pissing & pooing

[Laney]

all over his

[LEFT]

good dress pants

[Laney]

He calmly went

[LEFT]

to the Walmart

[Laney]

Pharmacy and asked

[LEFT]

"my Cialis ready?"

[Laney]

The clerk yelled

[LEFT]

I NEED SECURITY!

[Laney]

After the brief

[LEFT]

time out for

[Laney]

causing a scene

[LEFT]

the manager admonished

[chi]

The mall cops

[Copernicus]

and slapped them

[Laney]

around with a

[Copernicus]

fried chicken wing.

[LEFT]

coated in buffalo

[Laney]

hot sauce that

[LEFT]

blinded them while

[Laney]

all the other

[LethalDose]

onlookers laughed their

[Laney]

asses off at

[chi]

the sight of

[LEFT]

them thrashing about

[chi]

as if they

[Laney]

were about to

[chi]

flop out of

[Laney]

their skin. It

[Copernicus]

almost seemed as

[chi]

though one of

[Freewilly]

them had gangrene

[golden nun]

in their pants

[Freewilly]

and it spread

[golden nun]

all over their

[Freewilly]

big fat hairy

[ozzman62]

Pimple covered Buttocks

[LEFT]

that were a

[ozzman62]

Sight to be

[Laney]

seen. However, in

[LEFT]

light of current

[ozzman62]

Advances in Medication

[LEFT]

there is a

[ozzman62]

Good chance that

[Laney]

he will be