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[The Goddess]

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Once upon a time

[StoneTheCrow]

there was a man

[Amythist]

who was lost in

[The Goddess]

the woods. He was

[Angeleyes]

wondering around in the

[The Goddess]

dark when he found

[StoneTheCrow]

the left hand of

[Angeleyes]

glory. He looked at

[Mrs.S]

the sky and said

[LethalDose]

"Holy shit God;I...

[Mrs.S]

am so sorry I

[The Goddess]

will bury it and

[Copernicus]

never touch it again.

[Mrs.S]

Then I decided to

[Angeleyes]

head west on the trail

[Mrs.S]

of a sweet transvestite

[StoneTheCrow]

with a big head

[The Goddess]

Then in came a

[Copernicus]

a troupe of midgets

[The Goddess]

carrying a trunk full

[ozzman62]

Leather restraints and some

[Aloha Jack]

and into the sunset.

[The Goddess]

A car pulled over

[LethalDose]

with smoke coming out

[Amythist]

I popped the hood

[Bleed]

of the bitchin' Camaro

[Angeleyes]

and what should there

[gigman]

Be under the hood

[Copernicus]

a half dead cat

[Angeleyes]

that was now smoking

[The Goddess]

and smelled like a

[Angeleyes]

wet dish rag that

[Sláine]

was inside an ass

[Angeleyes]

for over a week

[ozzman62]

All manky With mold

[chi]

and other unknown living

[Bleed]

organisms. Almost as if

[gigman]

It came from hell.

[chi]

Meanwhile, back at the

[Sláine]

ranch, there lived a

[Angeleyes]

lonely young girl who

[gigman]

Had the Bulgarian clap.

[Sláine]

was ugly as sin

[gigman]

and was dripping from

[ozzman62]

Every orifice she owned

[Bleed]

A sticky green ooze

[Sláine]

poured from her stanky

[ozzman62]

Puffy worm riddled anus

[chi]

of a husband, who

[Entropy]

married her for money

[Blood]

that she didn't have

[Sláine]

because she was addicted

[Entropy]

to shopping. Her collection

[The Goddess]

of vibrators was displayed

[Angeleyes]

across their mantel in

[Entropy]

the living room of

[LethalDose]

lust and disgust.As

[gigman]

soon as she went

[Angeleyes]

over the hill, she

[LethalDose]

would chronically masturbate during

[Sláine]

a Violent epileptic seizure

[LethalDose]

caused by flash games

[Amythist]

Drove him to drink

[Bleed]

another shot of Jager

[Amythist]

mixed with rootbeer schnapps

[Bleed]

making him puke up

[Amythist]

A yellow rubber ducky

[Bleed]

He stood up and

[Entropy]

wiped off the duck

[gigman]

and stuck his dick

[Entropy]

into the jager bottle

[LethalDose]

and found great pleasure

[gigman]

cumming into the opening.

[Entropy]

while he shouted out

[LethalDose]

"Cant get it out !!!"

[chi]

until the bottle was

[ozzman62]

Full of his DNA

[gigman]

he drank it down.

[para]

to get the buzz

[gigman]

out of his head.

[ozzman62]

Then from the crowd ,

[LethalDose]

a hot dog cart

[ozzman62]

Run by Asian Hermaphrodites

[Angeleyes]

appeared, carrying with it

[ozzman62]

Gasoline powered sexual devices

[LethalDose]

that were built in

[chi]

Germany by Mercedes Benz

[Angeleyes]

in the year 1972.

[ozzman62]

When Quality was good

[LethalDose]

for gasoline powered sex

[Angeleyes]

tools that also gave

[LethalDose]

optimum orgasms per gallon.

[Angeleyes]

In the midst of

[Mrs.S]

all of this drivel

[ozzman62]

Someone gets the idea

[LethalDose]

that fish don`t burn

[gigman]

around the fish tank.

[ozzman62]

Unless its time for

[LethalDose]

the fish water to

[chi]

cycle through the toilet

[ozzman62]

And go to Milwaukee

[Entropy]

to hang out with

[ozzman62]

The makers of swill

[Entropy]

also known as the

[CULPRITE_INC]

astro-glide of the elephant

[LethalDose]

But people became skeptical

[CULPRITE_INC]

because of the amount

[LethalDose]

of bullshit going around

[mike7]

in regards to the

[LethalDose]

neighbors Bull which was

[chi]

eying Mike's yard cow

[LethalDose]

The bull started to

[The Goddess]

do a silly dance

[LEFT]

while wearing no pants

[chi]

Which caused the neighbor

[The Goddess]

to scream and run

[LethalDose]

closer when she saw

[LEFT]

skivies made in France

[LethalDose]

hangin from the paperboy`s

[chi]

bicycle handlebar, which was

[Baldy]

leaning against the fence

[chi]

while the paperboy was

[Baldy]

watching the bull mount

[chi]

a painting on the

[Baldy]

cows back with string

[chi]

and bubble gum from

[Baldy]

the paper boy's sister

[LethalDose]

stuck to the bottom

[The Goddess]

of the painting,which

[Baldy]

was of a big

[LEFT]

boat rolling on a

[LethalDose]

on a big trailer

[LEFT]

park map provided

[chi]

by the local Association

[LethalDose]

of retired greenhouse workers

[chi]

whose questionable motives were

[LethalDose]

so suspicious that the

[chi]

local police department had

[LethalDose]

stopped to see if

[Baldy]

he had been seen

[LethalDose]

eating any donuts or

[Baldy]

stealing their police underware

[LethalDose]

while singing a song

[Baldy]

and reaching in their

[LethalDose]

bags only to find

[SharBare]

furry handcuffs and neon

[ozzman62]

Vibrator's which they then...

[chi]

used on the perps

[LethalDose]

to see if they

[SharBare]

recalled their whereabouts on

[chi]

the day of the

[ozzman62]

Alleged incident in question

[LethalDose]

But the vibrators made

[LEFT]

so much bloody noise

[Laney]

her late night prowl

[LEFT]

was interupted while she

[Laney]

slipped behind a large

[ozzman62]

Quilted mattress to get...

[LEFT]

a peppermint from her

[Laney]

lacey underwear that was

[LEFT]

on her companions head

[chi]

even though she knew

[LEFT]

he would soon be

[chi]

reduced to nothing but

[LEFT]

the mere shadow of

[Laney]

the person he never

[LEFT]

was intending to be

[Laney]

She took his hand...

[LEFT]

and guided it toward

[Bleed]

Her hot, wet snatch.

[Laney]

His gentle touch made

[Copernicus]

her lose all control

[EL_Bori]

suddenly her head started

[Laney]

to tilt backwards and

[LEFT]

she came gushing all

[Laney]

over his hand. HE...

[Copernicus]

said, "what the hell !!!"

[Laney]

"you messed up my..."

[LEFT]

perfectly good pair of

[Laney]

gucci slippers and you

[Copernicus]

shmageggied my brand new

[LEFT]

championship ring for

[Copernicus]

mastEbation rounds per month!

[Laney]

She was appauled by

[Copernicus]

the fact that he

[Laney]

didn't understand what just

[LEFT]

accurred in front of

[Laney]

his eyes. It was

[ozzman62]

Curious and somewhat profound

[Laney]

but he had to

[Canis]

beat off. So he

[SharBare]

grabbed his huge throbbing

[chi]

infected big toe, while

[Laney]

maneuvering around to make

[Freewilly]

way for the beer

[golden nun]

which was obstructing the

[Freewilly]

entrance to her crack

[Laney]

. She wanted to be

[ozzman62]

the first one to

[LEFT]

to let everyone have

[Freewilly]

a good ole feel

[Laney]

up and down her

[4nik8]

tight little butt. Then

[Laney]

without warning she took

[4nik8]

out her pistol and

[Laney]

jestered for everyone to

[4nik8]

to lay down and

[Freewilly]

close there eyes as

[4nik8]

she decided what she

[Freewilly]

would do to please

[4nik8]

the males around her.

[Freewilly]

with her sultry body

[4nik8]

*(somehow we've started Liter-otica in here )*



She hypnotized the weak

[Freewilly]

oops

gave to the poor

Lmao

[4nik8]

no...it's fine..I just got tickled by it




her favorite bag of

[Freewilly]

sweets and then smiled

[4nik8]

her teeth had bits

[Laney]

of food wedged in

[4nik8]

between like something you'd

[Laney]

see in a horror

[4nik8]

movie. A clown came

[Laney]

by with a gorgeous

[4nik8]

scantily clad blond that

[Laney]

looked like she could

[4nik8]

do tricks that make

[Laney]

a pro look foolish.

[Freewilly]

he took a deep

[4nik8]

reached his hand out

[Freewilly]

and softly yet firmly

[Laney]

tweaked her nose as

[4nik8]

she fondled his left

[Laney]

nostril. It turned him

[4nik8]

into a sneezing mess

[Laney]

which ruined the intimate

[4nik8]

feeling for a second

[Laney]

Once he composed himself

[Freewilly]

he stroked her

[4nik8]

lightly and seductively till

[Zaros]

Jethro Barnstormer walked in

[Freewilly]

and threw his guts

[4nik8]

at both of them.

[Freewilly]

then went manically around

[Zaros]

To see his neighbour

[4nik8]

jumping gut rope and

[Freewilly]

wearing a red bra

[4nik8]

that barely held her

[Laney]

humongous tits under wrap.

[4nik8]

Startled by these, he

[Freewilly]

tripped and fell over

[4nik8]

his balls because he