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The Goddess
12-27-2008, 09:01 AM
Type a story contributing 4 words with each post.............
Once upon a time
StoneTheCrow
12-27-2008, 09:43 AM
there was a man
Amythist
12-27-2008, 10:54 AM
who was lost in
The Goddess
12-28-2008, 10:07 AM
the woods. He was
Angeleyes
12-28-2008, 10:34 AM
wondering around in the
The Goddess
12-28-2008, 11:49 AM
dark when he found
StoneTheCrow
12-28-2008, 12:21 PM
the left hand of
Angeleyes
12-28-2008, 12:27 PM
glory. He looked at
Mrs.S
12-28-2008, 08:13 PM
the sky and said
LethalDose
12-28-2008, 09:35 PM
"Holy shit God;I...
Mrs.S
12-28-2008, 10:11 PM
am so sorry I
The Goddess
12-29-2008, 07:21 AM
will bury it and
Copernicus
12-29-2008, 09:18 AM
never touch it again.
Mrs.S
12-29-2008, 09:51 AM
Then I decided to
Angeleyes
12-29-2008, 10:14 AM
head west on the trail
Mrs.S
12-29-2008, 10:29 AM
of a sweet transvestite
StoneTheCrow
12-29-2008, 10:39 AM
with a big head
The Goddess
01-01-2009, 07:58 AM
Then in came a
Copernicus
01-01-2009, 09:37 AM
a troupe of midgets
The Goddess
01-01-2009, 09:44 AM
carrying a trunk full
ozzman62
01-01-2009, 12:39 PM
Leather restraints and some
Aloha Jack
01-01-2009, 01:29 PM
and into the sunset.
The Goddess
01-01-2009, 01:43 PM
A car pulled over
LethalDose
01-02-2009, 06:37 PM
with smoke coming out
Amythist
01-02-2009, 07:38 PM
I popped the hood
Bleed
01-02-2009, 10:13 PM
of the bitchin' Camaro
Angeleyes
01-02-2009, 10:42 PM
and what should there
gigman
01-03-2009, 02:48 AM
Be under the hood
Copernicus
01-03-2009, 10:10 AM
a half dead cat
Angeleyes
01-03-2009, 10:19 AM
that was now smoking
The Goddess
01-03-2009, 11:46 AM
and smelled like a
Angeleyes
01-03-2009, 11:57 AM
wet dish rag that
Sláine
01-03-2009, 12:37 PM
was inside an ass
Angeleyes
01-03-2009, 01:02 PM
for over a week
ozzman62
01-03-2009, 08:59 PM
All manky With mold
Bleed
01-03-2009, 09:48 PM
organisms. Almost as if
gigman
01-04-2009, 01:19 AM
It came from hell.
Sláine
01-04-2009, 12:05 PM
ranch, there lived a
Angeleyes
01-04-2009, 12:22 PM
lonely young girl who
gigman
01-04-2009, 02:39 PM
Had the Bulgarian clap.
Sláine
01-04-2009, 02:39 PM
was ugly as sin
gigman
01-04-2009, 02:46 PM
and was dripping from
ozzman62
01-04-2009, 05:14 PM
Every orifice she owned
Bleed
01-04-2009, 05:38 PM
A sticky green ooze
Sláine
01-06-2009, 01:28 PM
poured from her stanky
ozzman62
01-06-2009, 07:10 PM
Puffy worm riddled anus
Entropy
01-06-2009, 10:02 PM
married her for money
Blood
01-07-2009, 01:26 AM
that she didn't have
Sláine
01-07-2009, 02:58 PM
because she was addicted
Entropy
01-08-2009, 12:40 AM
to shopping. Her collection
The Goddess
01-08-2009, 08:55 AM
of vibrators was displayed
Angeleyes
01-08-2009, 09:47 AM
across their mantel in
Entropy
01-08-2009, 12:10 PM
the living room of
LethalDose
01-08-2009, 04:14 PM
lust and disgust.As
gigman
01-08-2009, 06:01 PM
soon as she went
Angeleyes
01-08-2009, 11:00 PM
over the hill, she
LethalDose
01-09-2009, 11:58 PM
would chronically masturbate during
Sláine
01-10-2009, 08:16 PM
a Violent epileptic seizure
LethalDose
01-10-2009, 10:37 PM
caused by flash games
Amythist
01-11-2009, 12:47 AM
Drove him to drink
Bleed
01-11-2009, 12:49 AM
another shot of Jager
Amythist
01-11-2009, 12:52 AM
mixed with rootbeer schnapps
Bleed
01-11-2009, 12:53 AM
making him puke up
Amythist
01-11-2009, 01:07 AM
A yellow rubber ducky
Bleed
01-11-2009, 01:09 AM
He stood up and
Entropy
01-13-2009, 03:08 AM
wiped off the duck
gigman
01-13-2009, 12:21 PM
and stuck his dick
Entropy
01-13-2009, 04:47 PM
into the jager bottle
LethalDose
01-14-2009, 09:57 AM
and found great pleasure
gigman
01-14-2009, 10:57 AM
cumming into the opening.
Entropy
01-14-2009, 02:09 PM
while he shouted out
LethalDose
01-15-2009, 09:25 AM
"Cant get it out !!!"
ozzman62
01-16-2009, 12:29 PM
Full of his DNA
gigman
01-17-2009, 11:39 AM
he drank it down.
gigman
01-17-2009, 04:53 PM
out of his head.
ozzman62
01-17-2009, 08:15 PM
Then from the crowd ,
LethalDose
01-18-2009, 09:32 PM
a hot dog cart
ozzman62
01-20-2009, 09:41 PM
Run by Asian Hermaphrodites
Angeleyes
01-21-2009, 08:27 AM
appeared, carrying with it
ozzman62
01-22-2009, 09:44 PM
Gasoline powered sexual devices
LethalDose
01-25-2009, 04:25 AM
that were built in
Angeleyes
01-25-2009, 09:15 AM
in the year 1972.
ozzman62
01-25-2009, 12:06 PM
When Quality was good
LethalDose
01-25-2009, 11:42 PM
for gasoline powered sex
Angeleyes
01-26-2009, 08:55 AM
tools that also gave
LethalDose
01-26-2009, 09:13 PM
optimum orgasms per gallon.
Angeleyes
01-27-2009, 07:57 AM
In the midst of
Mrs.S
01-27-2009, 08:38 AM
all of this drivel
ozzman62
01-27-2009, 05:07 PM
Someone gets the idea
LethalDose
01-28-2009, 10:14 AM
that fish don`t burn
gigman
01-28-2009, 10:54 AM
around the fish tank.
ozzman62
01-29-2009, 04:50 PM
Unless its time for
LethalDose
02-03-2009, 10:23 AM
the fish water to
ozzman62
02-11-2009, 06:52 PM
And go to Milwaukee
Entropy
02-13-2009, 11:34 PM
to hang out with
ozzman62
02-14-2009, 11:56 AM
The makers of swill
Entropy
02-19-2009, 09:08 PM
also known as the
CULPRITE_INC
02-20-2009, 01:11 AM
astro-glide of the elephant
LethalDose
02-20-2009, 08:25 AM
But people became skeptical
CULPRITE_INC
06-11-2009, 12:30 AM
because of the amount
LethalDose
06-13-2009, 12:22 PM
of bullshit going around
mike7
06-13-2009, 12:25 PM
in regards to the
LethalDose
06-15-2009, 10:22 PM
neighbors Bull which was
LethalDose
07-29-2009, 11:49 PM
The bull started to
The Goddess
08-09-2009, 07:47 AM
do a silly dance
Which caused the neighbor
The Goddess
08-11-2009, 01:32 PM
to scream and run
LethalDose
08-11-2009, 01:42 PM
closer when she saw
LethalDose
08-13-2009, 11:39 AM
hangin from the paperboy`s
bicycle handlebar, which was
Baldy
09-05-2009, 08:12 PM
leaning against the fence
Baldy
09-05-2009, 08:21 PM
watching the bull mount
Baldy
09-05-2009, 08:24 PM
cows back with string
Baldy
09-08-2009, 09:04 AM
the paper boy's sister
LethalDose
09-13-2009, 10:48 PM
stuck to the bottom
The Goddess
09-15-2009, 09:52 PM
of the painting,which
Baldy
09-16-2009, 07:26 AM
was of a big
LethalDose
09-19-2009, 12:13 AM
on a big trailer
LethalDose
09-25-2009, 08:02 PM
of retired greenhouse workers
whose questionable motives were
LethalDose
09-25-2009, 11:09 PM
so suspicious that the
local police department had
LethalDose
09-28-2009, 10:51 PM
stopped to see if
Baldy
09-28-2009, 11:40 PM
he had been seen
LethalDose
10-04-2009, 10:26 PM
eating any donuts or
Baldy
10-07-2009, 10:17 AM
stealing their police underware
LethalDose
10-07-2009, 11:13 AM
while singing a song
Baldy
10-26-2009, 01:43 PM
and reaching in their
LethalDose
11-04-2009, 12:03 PM
bags only to find
SharBare
11-05-2009, 12:32 PM
furry handcuffs and neon
ozzman62
11-07-2009, 04:58 PM
Vibrator's which they then...
LethalDose
11-10-2009, 11:52 AM
to see if they
SharBare
11-10-2009, 05:12 PM
recalled their whereabouts on
ozzman62
11-11-2009, 07:47 PM
Alleged incident in question
LethalDose
11-15-2009, 11:04 AM
But the vibrators made
Laney
05-17-2010, 10:31 PM
her late night prowl
Laney
05-20-2010, 08:53 PM
slipped behind a large
ozzman62
05-20-2010, 08:56 PM
Quilted mattress to get...
Laney
05-21-2010, 11:11 PM
lacey underwear that was
Laney
05-23-2010, 08:54 PM
the person he never
Laney
05-27-2010, 10:20 AM
She took his hand...
Bleed
05-27-2010, 10:01 PM
Her hot, wet snatch.
Laney
05-28-2010, 10:48 AM
His gentle touch made
Copernicus
05-28-2010, 04:13 PM
her lose all control
EL_Bori
05-28-2010, 04:35 PM
suddenly her head started
Laney
05-29-2010, 12:02 PM
to tilt backwards and
Laney
05-29-2010, 03:19 PM
over his hand. HE...
Copernicus
05-29-2010, 05:26 PM
said, "what the hell !!!"
Laney
05-30-2010, 03:08 PM
"you messed up my..."
Laney
05-31-2010, 09:55 PM
gucci slippers and you
Copernicus
06-01-2010, 04:39 PM
shmageggied my brand new
Copernicus
06-01-2010, 06:38 PM
mastEbation rounds per month!
Laney
06-02-2010, 07:19 PM
She was appauled by
Copernicus
06-02-2010, 09:10 PM
the fact that he
Laney
06-04-2010, 11:28 AM
didn't understand what just
Laney
06-16-2010, 02:00 PM
his eyes. It was
ozzman62
07-31-2010, 04:51 PM
Curious and somewhat profound
Laney
08-04-2010, 10:04 PM
but he had to
Canis
08-04-2010, 10:29 PM
beat off. So he
SharBare
08-05-2010, 06:31 PM
grabbed his huge throbbing
Laney
09-10-2010, 09:34 AM
maneuvering around to make
Freewilly
09-10-2010, 04:15 PM
way for the beer
golden nun
09-12-2010, 10:20 AM
which was obstructing the
Freewilly
09-12-2010, 10:44 AM
entrance to her crack
Laney
09-12-2010, 06:14 PM
. She wanted to be
ozzman62
09-12-2010, 07:56 PM
the first one to
Freewilly
09-20-2010, 01:06 AM
a good ole feel
Laney
09-20-2010, 10:02 AM
up and down her
4nik8
09-26-2010, 03:48 PM
tight little butt. Then
Laney
09-26-2010, 04:45 PM
without warning she took
4nik8
09-26-2010, 04:50 PM
out her pistol and
Laney
09-26-2010, 05:05 PM
jestered for everyone to
4nik8
09-26-2010, 05:39 PM
to lay down and
Freewilly
09-26-2010, 11:28 PM
close there eyes as
4nik8
09-26-2010, 11:34 PM
she decided what she
Freewilly
09-27-2010, 02:06 AM
would do to please
4nik8
09-27-2010, 02:40 AM
the males around her.
Freewilly
09-27-2010, 11:35 AM
with her sultry body
4nik8
09-27-2010, 11:55 AM
*(somehow we've started Liter-otica in here )*
She hypnotized the weak
Freewilly
09-27-2010, 11:57 AM
oops
gave to the poor
Lmao
4nik8
09-27-2010, 12:05 PM
no...it's fine..I just got tickled by it
her favorite bag of
Freewilly
09-27-2010, 12:13 PM
sweets and then smiled
4nik8
09-27-2010, 03:40 PM
her teeth had bits
Laney
10-02-2010, 12:12 PM
of food wedged in
4nik8
10-02-2010, 05:52 PM
between like something you'd
Laney
10-03-2010, 11:29 AM
see in a horror
4nik8
10-03-2010, 11:33 AM
movie. A clown came
Laney
10-03-2010, 11:36 AM
by with a gorgeous
4nik8
10-03-2010, 11:43 AM
scantily clad blond that
Laney
10-03-2010, 01:23 PM
looked like she could
4nik8
10-03-2010, 09:47 PM
do tricks that make
Laney
10-05-2010, 12:10 PM
a pro look foolish.
Freewilly
10-05-2010, 12:23 PM
he took a deep
4nik8
10-05-2010, 01:19 PM
reached his hand out
Freewilly
10-05-2010, 01:32 PM
and softly yet firmly
Laney
10-05-2010, 03:21 PM
tweaked her nose as
4nik8
10-06-2010, 05:57 PM
she fondled his left
Laney
10-07-2010, 02:04 PM
nostril. It turned him
4nik8
10-07-2010, 02:46 PM
into a sneezing mess
Laney
10-07-2010, 04:52 PM
which ruined the intimate
4nik8
10-07-2010, 11:48 PM
feeling for a second
Laney
10-08-2010, 11:14 AM
Once he composed himself
Freewilly
10-08-2010, 11:30 AM
he stroked her
4nik8
10-08-2010, 04:09 PM
lightly and seductively till
Zaros
10-08-2010, 04:20 PM
Jethro Barnstormer walked in
Freewilly
10-08-2010, 04:21 PM
and threw his guts
4nik8
10-08-2010, 04:36 PM
at both of them.
Freewilly
10-08-2010, 04:37 PM
then went manically around
Zaros
10-08-2010, 04:47 PM
To see his neighbour
4nik8
10-08-2010, 04:47 PM
jumping gut rope and
Freewilly
10-08-2010, 05:05 PM
wearing a red bra
4nik8
10-08-2010, 05:47 PM
that barely held her
Laney
10-08-2010, 06:30 PM
humongous tits under wrap.
4nik8
10-08-2010, 06:46 PM
Startled by these, he
Freewilly
10-09-2010, 12:38 AM
tripped and fell over
4nik8
10-09-2010, 08:29 AM
his balls because he
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