The Vending Machine

[The Goddess]

You put in and item and the next person tells you what you get..... they then enter a new item and wait for the next person to tell them what they receive.





I put in my christmas tree......

[StoneTheCrow]

You get a bag of confetti for the New Years party.


I put in two empty Dr Pepper cans.

[Amythist]

You get a nifty little sticky slapper hand...
I put in 2 chocolate coins

[The Goddess]

you get a disposable razor



I put in a pack of gum

[Angeleyes]

you get a chocolate egg

I put in a box of crayons

[The Goddess]

you get a piece of toast



I put in an olive

[Angeleyes]

You get a bottle of vodka

I put in a lighter

[The Goddess]

you get a birthday candle


i put in a guitar pick

[Mrs.S]

you get a pencil

I put in a shoe

[The Goddess]

you get a pair of pantyhose



I put in a cigar

[Mrs.S]

you get a blunt

I put in an almond

[Angeleyes]

you get a piece of fudge

I put in a nail

[Mrs.S]

you get a tetnis shot

I put in a cup of coffee

[StoneTheCrow]

you get a 1 hour high


I put in an empty copenhagen can

[Mrs.S]

you get some false teeth

I put in an ice cube

[Amythist]

You get a lighter...
I put in one red shoe...

[The Goddess]

you get a copy of the Wizard of Oz



I put in a tooth brush

[StoneTheCrow]

A 10'x10' acrylic tooth pops out beside you.


I put in a walking cane.

[gigman]

You get an old man with a limp.

Put in a mop.

[StoneTheCrow]

You get an all expenses paid night out with Mr Clean.


I put in a 1934 penny.

[gigman]

You get wheat.

Put in a garden rake.

[The Goddess]

you get a worm



I put in a loaf of bread

[StoneTheCrow]

You get a mustard sammich


I put in a bent fork

[gigman]

You get stitches.

Put in a Chinamen.

[The Goddess]

you get a poo poo platter



I put in a fruit roll up

[StoneTheCrow]

yo uget a b;unch of fuiriuit flies


I put in a b ottle ca p\

[The Goddess]

you get a piece of pizza


I put in a lemon

[Angeleyes]

you get a sour patch kid

I put in a hair tie

[The Goddess]

You get head lice



I put in a twist tie

[missa_computer_ninja]

you get a beer.

...i put in a slice of cheese...

[The Goddess]

you get a sammich



i put in a nickel

[gigman]

you get a sammich



i put in a nickelNot very much.


Put your left foot in.

[Angeleyes]

You get a callous

put in a broken crayon

[LethalDose]

and you get a set of dentures.


I put in a vitamin C pill in..

[Bleed]

You get a toaster oven.

I put in potholders...

[Amythist]

You get pancakes...
I put in a rubber duckey

[LethalDose]

and you get a tootsie roll


I put in a baby crib..

[Angeleyes]

and you get a headache

I put in a light bulb

[StoneTheCrow]

And you get a black light poster.


I put in four thumb tacks.

[Angeleyes]

You get a Glade plug in

I put in a tea light candle

[gigman]

You get air freshener.

Put in a pair of panties.

[Angeleyes]

you get a penny

put in a sippy cup

[The Goddess]

you get a cookie



I put in a hershey kiss

[gigman]

You get a tip

Put in a golf club

[Angeleyes]

You get a can of soup

I put in a blankie

[The Goddess]

you get a dirty diaper




i put in massage oil

[Angeleyes]

you get a rash


I put in a bottle cap

[The Goddess]

you get a booger





I put in a fire fly

[Angeleyes]

You get a packet of sweet n low

I put in a pair of tweezers

[gigman]

You get a Thorn.

Put in a hair?

[missa_computer_ninja]

you get a cookie

i put in... a razor...

[LethalDose]

And you get a peach.


I put in a shaved cat..

[Angeleyes]

You get a hair ball

I put in an ice cube

[Entropy]

You get a handful of water.

I put in a loaded set of dice.

[StoneTheCrow]

You get a broke knee cap.

I put in a classic car magazine.

[LethalDose]

and you get a 1978 issue of Playboy.


I put in a beer bottle cap..

[The Goddess]

you get a Cheeto



I put in a pencil sharpener

[StoneTheCrow]

You get a mechanical pencil

I put in an arcade game token

[LethalDose]

and you get a bag of almonds.


I put in a bobblehead...

[Entropy]

You get an oversized button telephone.

I put in an aloe plant.

[gigman]

You get potting soil.

Put in a condom?

[Entropy]

You get crabs.

I put in a 12 pack of natural light.

[LethalDose]

and you get a pack of rolaids.


I put in a lighter..

[gigman]

Get a margarita.

Put in pantyhose.

[LethalDose]

and you get a readers digest.


I put in a bag of garbage..

[Entropy]

You get a coupon for 1 free car wash.

I put in a baseball.

[LethalDose]

And you get a straw.


I put in a cowboy hat..

[The Goddess]

you get a bunion



i put in an egg plant

[LethalDose]

and you get an arcade token.


I put in a pen flashlight..

[StoneTheCrow]

You get a Christmas ornament.

I put in a bowl of chocolate pudding.

[gigman]

You get Bill Cosby.

Put in a monkey?

[ozzman62]

You get Obama



I put in a Padlock

[StoneTheCrow]

You get a chastity belt


I put in a 500 Ohm resistor

[LethalDose]

And you get my heat bill.


I put in a GI Joe action figure..

[ozzman62]

and you get my old train set

I put in a box of fuses

[LethalDose]

and you get a dozen roses...


I put in a Popsicle..?

[ozzman62]

you get a glass of juice

I put in a Valentine Card

[The Goddess]

you get a q-tip



i put in a snow shovel

[hopegeorge2006]

you get a splinter



I put in a curling iron

[The Goddess]

your get a peanut butter cup



I put in a cup of coffee

[ozzman62]

You get a slinky


I put in a Mouse trap

[LethalDose]

and you get a power drill.


I put in a bottle of hair conditioner...

[Entropy]

And you get a thank you card.

I put in a 3-way bulb.

[Blood]

And you get a Ziploc full of broken glass.

I put in a pack of cigarettes.

[LethalDose]

and you get a camel.


I put in a Glade air freshener..

[Entropy]

And you get a pin cushion.

I put in poker chips.

[LethalDose]

and you get a acn of whipped cream.


I put in a pair of scissors..

[ozzman62]

And you get a Bobby pin


I put in a pudding pop

[LethalDose]

and you get Bill Cosby


I put in a steam iron..

[Entropy]

And you get 14 nacho chips

I put in a rhinoceros horn

[ozzman62]

And you get a Hash pipe

I put in a Screwdriver.

[LethalDose]

and you get a bag of popcorn.


I put in a spork..

[Entropy]

And you get a blowup doll

I put in two hypodermic needles

[LethalDose]

and you get a Mr Yuck sticker.


I put in a nickel..

[Entropy]

You get GFCI outlet

I put in a pair of tweezers.

[LethalDose]

And you get a nitrous tank..


I put in some Splenda..

[Entropy]

And you get a book of stamps.

I put in a pair of ripped jeans.

[4nik8]

You get a potato peeler.

I put in a broken pair of head phones...

[LethalDose]

and you get a pack of mints.


I put in a permanent marker..

[4nik8]

You get a condom wrapper.

I put in a candy dish.

[Entropy]

You get a a belt.

I put in a a used tissue.

[CULPRITE_INC]

you get swine flu


i put in a dolla

[LethalDose]

and you get good advice.


I put in a tire..

[The Goddess]

you get a hang nail


I put in a slice of breakfast pizza....

[LethalDose]

and you get a CD ROM


I put in a calculator..

[The Goddess]

you get a parking ticket


I put in two advil

[LethalDose]

and you get a bird feeder.


I put in a milk flavoring straw..

[The Goddess]

You get mildew.


I put in a wire wisk

[LethalDose]

..and you get a book of matches.


I put in a compass..