STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD!!!!!

[4nik8]

HEY!!

That name might not get too many MEMBERS but I bet it'd get a SHIT load of hits on the group.

:bigsmile:

[Freewilly]

Lmao :bigsmile:

[Canis]

I'm kinda diggin the "Kiss my Pussy" name.



Count me IN!

[4nik8]

you think you'd like a social group about pets, Canis?

[Laney]

sounds like fun to me...

[Canis]

"Pet the Pussy" is a real attention getter.

[4nik8]

The Crew In The Zoo...

cuz..it's gonna be a nutty place and about all kinds of critters...and anything that comes to mind.

Just a loose kinda place for people to hang out

Thoughts?

[StoneTheCrow]

Sounds like a winner to me, we recently acquired a miniature Maltese, little mutt. I'd post some pics of her.

[Freewilly]

Great :bigsmile:

[4nik8]

Lookin forward to seein ya in there, man

[Laney]

is it up yet?

thought i'd post this to get us in the mood...

http://www.flixxy.com/useful-dog-tricks.htm

[4nik8]

Yes, Laney. I sent ya an invite to the group. Left as well.

[Laney]

saw it after i posted that

[4nik8]

Looking forward to some of the crazy stories in there.

Makes me wanna keep my camera on hand now..

:bigsmile:

[shiatsu^26]

I should sooo be asleep right now

[4nik8]

Smoke a joint..

[shiatsu^26]

Still up. Probably should have smoked a sedative. lol

[4nik8]

there's an idea

[Laney]

wow...y'all stay up late

[4nik8]

Yeah, but I sleep late, Laney.
I'm gearing myself towards Aussie time.

:angel:

[Freewilly]

is it up yet?



hahaha bet left hears that a lot :bigsmile:

Yeah, but I sleep late, Laney.
I'm gearing myself towards Aussie time.

:angel:

aww well hell I am halfway between US time :tongue: prolly why were both so dense at times :xd:

[shiatsu^26]

Hate when my To DO list is 3 miles long. Wish I could afford an assistant. lol
Probably fire them anyways though, if they didnt do it my way.:xd:

[4nik8]

aww well hell I am halfway between US time :tongue: prolly why were both so dense at times :xd:

Nah, that's me on top of my game..

Ya ought to see me when I'm actually tired and stuff.

[Freewilly]

Nah, that's me on top of my game..

Ya ought to see me when I'm actually tired and stuff.

Lmao well yer I guess I cant fool ya anymore, this is as intelligent as it gets sleep or not :tongue: :bigsmile:

[4nik8]

Pfft..too late to play dumb with me...

I've caught ya being pretty smart when ya weren't paying attention.

[Laney]

Wish I could afford an assistant. lol
Probably fire them anyways though

Sometimes it's just easier to do it yourself. What I always hated was the time you spent training someone and then they never showed back up.

[4nik8]

Ain't THAT the truth...

I hate that shit too, Laney

[Laney]

Happened to me 3 times till we got one that really wanted to work. She's still there by the way.

[4nik8]

Aww, well...you're lucky.

It's hard to find anybody that WANTS to work anymore.

[shiatsu^26]

^^ Glad to hear it. Laney

Yes you are right. I always hated training people, seems like that is all you do at some jobs. Glad I dont have to do that currently.

[4nik8]

LOL^^


ahh, me...

edits are the shit sometimes

[Laney]

woke up to 60 degree weather......brrrrrrrrrr


noticed nik is cold too.

[4nik8]

yeah, it's 45 right now and high of about 50 today, Laney...

old man Winter has his walker out it seems.

[Laney]

brrrrrrrr rabbit!!

I'll take my 60 over your 45 any day.

[Freewilly]

bit cold here too but still no rain Lol how ya all anyway :bigsmile:

[Laney]

doing good today. and how is willy?

[Canis]

It's 59* here right now....but I'm glad to see it get cooler. It's been 80ish the last few days, with 100% humidity. Yechth!

[Laney]

I'm sorry Canis...what did you say..."I'm glad to see it get cooler"


I'll take the heat over cold any day. I'm gonna hate to see me when the temp dips even more. I may never leave the house until Spring.

[Canis]

LOL....By January, I'll be singing a different tune.....but for now, the cool feels nice.

[Laney]

in her quietest voice...yeah, it does feel nice, right now.

[4nik8]

You guys can have the cold.

I'd take high heat and high humidity any day.
My body enjoys sweating WAY more than it it does feeling numb..

[Canis]

yeah, it does feel nice, right now.

You ain't talkin bout the weather anymore, are ya??? :wink:

[ozzman62]

Getting chilly at night here , Not frost cold yet but close .

[CULPRITE_INC]

supposed to dip in the low 30's tonight, what kinda shit is that canda is warmer then here fml

[ozzman62]

supposed to dip in the low 30's tonight, what kinda shit is that Canada is warmer then here fml

Strange weather patterns is what is causing that .

[4nik8]

Lows in the 30's highs in the 60's for the next few days

[Laney]

old man winter seems to be coming earlier all the time.

that's ok as long as his visit is very short...

[shiatsu^26]

Going to see Saw 7 tonight. Whoo Hoo!

[ozzman62]

Going to see Saw 7 tonight. Whoo Hoo!

Hope you enjoy the flick Shiatsu , Let us know if it's worth watching will ya Dear .

[4nik8]

, Let us know if it's worth watching will ya Dear

Umm, she's been looking forward to seeing it for a month now.
And, she thinks ALL of 'em are emmy worthy..

ya may not get an impartial review is what I'm getting at.

:xd:

[ozzman62]

Umm, she's been looking forward to seeing it for a month now.
And, she thinks ALL of 'em are emmy worthy..

ya may not get an impartial review is what I'm getting at.

:xd:

I'm a fan of that series of movies to so I'll take her word for it lol .

[4nik8]

Then let me save ya the wait..

ahem..

"It was awesome!
Best of the series!
A must see!

OMG...I can't believe there are people who DON'T clamor to watch these movies"

And so on...

:xd:

[Laney]

I'm not really into horror flicks anymore. I couldn't get enough of 'em growing up, but now it's more sci-fi for me.

[Freewilly]

yeah same here I was a horror addict now I love comedy and docos

[4nik8]

I like em, don't get me wrong.

But after about the 3rd episode of the same old shit, I start to get burnt out on em.

There's only so many ways you can tell the same story before it starts to get boring as fuck.

[4nik8]

Anybody seen how to train your dragon yet?

[Freewilly]

nah is that a movie ?

[4nik8]

Yeah. Looks like it's more geared for kids...but...every once in a while I like a nice innocent type flick.

[4nik8]

3213

[CULPRITE_INC]

is that bill murry?

[CULPRITE_INC]

as far as the saw thing goes sadly i agree with nik

[Fukngroovn]

Anybody seen how to train your dragon yet?

Got it for my son and it was pretty funny!!

[Stormcrow]

I liked it too. Good stuff.

[Free]

Thread started: 12-27-2008
1,000th post: 12-26-2009
2,000th post: 10-27-2010

Two months ahead of schedule. Well done.

[4nik8]

We're on a schedule?

:wink:

[4nik8]

Got it for my son and it was pretty funny!!

I liked it too. Good stuff.


Now, I gotta check it out.

It just looked like one of those feel good movies.
Thanks you two.

[Free]

We're on a schedule?

:wink:

You didn't know? If this thread hits 10,000 posts by 2018, I get 1,000,000 credits.

[4nik8]

Hell, buy a t shirt and post a pic...

easy million credits.

[4nik8]

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[4nik8]

3216

[4nik8]

3217

[4nik8]

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[Laney]

Where did Piss Poor come from?
They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & sold to the tannery.......if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor"

But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot......they "didn't have a pot to piss in" & were the lowest of the low.

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!"

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof...hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.

This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: a thresh hold.

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old.
Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night
(the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer.

[4nik8]

WOW...

I LOVE those types of things, Laney.

Kudos for the find.

[Laney]

I see you're here...

Yesterday go OK?

[4nik8]

I'm waiting for Wednesday now...

wheels of justice have one speed....and you need a high speed camera to assure me that speed isn't stop

[CULPRITE_INC]

WOW...

I LOVE those types of things, Laney.

Kudos for the find.
i had a book called whats in a word, it was full of that shit, check it out nik you'ed really like it

[4nik8]

Is it found in the adult section of the library?

:wink:

[CULPRITE_INC]

no it was mail order tho, i am sure you can find it for one of those book readers things, or online some where

[4nik8]

Worth a look.

[Laney]

good morning crows nesters...

[4nik8]

Oh yeah?!?!?

[Laney]

kinda slow moving today, aint it

[4nik8]

Been that way for bit. I think maybe people caught that thing that some folks do this time of year..

a life..

:bigsmile:

[Laney]

that's probably it...

i know i've been doing more around the house as of late.

[4nik8]

I'm glad to say I haven't.

I busted my ass on my house for over a month so that I'd have it done before winter...

now it's just the usual.

[shiatsu^26]

Did Not get to see Saw :( Hubby worked late. So.. disappointed.
Anewho.. REALLY excited about tomorrow Night.
The Hubbys band is Playin at a KILLER Venue! Huge crowd last time we were there. We get to have our own Green Room & Everything. So Stoked

How the hell has everyone been?

[4nik8]

:bigsmile:

[Freewilly]

My butt is numb

[4nik8]

You're too far away for it to be MY fault.

:bigsmile:

[Freewilly]

aw well umm well yer :angel: well.

[Amythist]

http://img1.loadtr.com/b-385482-funny_birthday.jpg

[chi]

^^^^^^
LOL


Google maps, directions from Japan to China, look at # 43.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=japan&daddr=china&hl=en&geocode=FRhxKAIdfJI9CCkvGX_XD05nNDFEUmZ81HVC9Q%3BF Zw0IwIdReU1BinBQsblZI5QMTFvNp80fKodlQ&mra=ls&sll=38.895112,-77.036366&sspn=0.169943,0.397568&ie=UTF8&z=4

[shiatsu^26]

Getting ready to go to the show!! Amazing what goes into a show. We dont play until 9pm, yet we preparing at 11 am. LOL (we do have to drive a good ways for this one though)
Any other musicians on here playing shows still?

[4nik8]

aw well umm well yer well.

:bigsmile:

[StoneTheCrow]

Looks like I'll be finding out a lot about rail cars soon, old job is HISTORY!!

[4nik8]

Good for you, man.

[Stormcrow]

http://www.templetons.com/brad/largebinks.jpg

[Laney]

i love binks

[Stormcrow]

i love binks

Be careful who you say THAT in front of, the hard cores might throw stuff. :lol:

[Laney]

thanks for the warning...

lol

[Stormcrow]

LOL, glad to help. Them geeks can be mighty scary!

[Laney]

I know they can be...

but they is smart

or at least some are, i think some just wing it

[Stormcrow]

<<< Just wings it. ;)

[Laney]

no...i bet you is one of the smart ones, js

[4nik8]

Me too

:wink:

[Laney]

gorgeous weather here today and for the rest of the weekend. high in the 60's today (burrr) but beautiful cloudless skies. tomorrow we will reach the low 70's. that's still too cool for me.

[ozzman62]

Wow...I'd love some temps like you are having right now , Had a good Frost on Tuesday temp went down to 28f overnight .

[Laney]

holy shit!

isn't it kinda early for temps like that? (28)

here, it usually starts getting colder around thanksgiving. however, i've been in shorts up to christmas too.

our weather patterns are alittle strange at times...but that's what keeps it interesting.

[Stormcrow]

It snowed here today. :grump:

[Laney]

OMG!

you're gonna have a cold one this year...

[ozzman62]

holy shit!

isn't it kinda early for temps like that? (28)

here, it usually starts getting colder around thanksgiving. however, i've been in shorts up to christmas too.

our weather patterns are alittle strange at times...but that's what keeps it interesting.

Living up here in Canada you get used to the cold . Hell we love it . ( Not ) But that's what ya get for living with the wolves and Polar Bears .

[4nik8]

I wonder when they moved my state to Canada?

Those are temps we're having..

we got a dusting of snow as well...

SUCKS I tell ya.

[Laney]

Comedian Lewis Black has a solution for the cold air WE get down here...(somewhere around the 3 min mark, if you don't want to watch the entire thing)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46ANlYxcHI0&feature=related

[shiatsu^26]

WOOT

I's cold. Its snowed all weekend here. :(

[4nik8]

I LOVE LEwis Black.

He's crass but he has a way of pointing stuff out in a way that makes ya wonder why YOU didn't think of that...

[Freewilly]

Never heard of him but he is funny :bigsmile:

[shiatsu^26]

<---Is contributing to 10,000 post :D

[4nik8]

Never heard of him but he is funny :bigsmile:

He's an awesome comedian.

He should have lots of vids on youtube.

Worth a watch when you're bored.

[shiatsu^26]

Who the hell keeps cleaning my Kisses off!?!

Who ever it is. Stop it. Me likes them. makes me feel liked. :D :lol:

[4nik8]

LOL

[Freewilly]

He's an awesome comedian.

He should have lots of vids on youtube.

Worth a watch when you're bored.

Yeah I will check it out :bigsmile:

[Mrs.S]

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It's smells funny.

Sweetheart: I want you! Would you like to screw me?

Wellhung: OK

Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.

Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.

Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.

Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.

Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.

Wellhung: My hands suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.

Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.

Wellhung: I'll pay for it.

Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.

Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?

Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly...I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.

Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.

Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.

Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!

Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.

Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.

Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.

Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.

Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing you hard tool.

Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take of my panties!

Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you... ummm... wait a minute.

Sweetheart: What's the matter?

Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking!

Sweetheart: Are you OK?

Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit! I'm turning all red.

Sweetheart: Can I help?

Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?

Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.

Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.

Sweetheart: Come back to me lover.

Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.

Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.

Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?

Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

Wellhung: I found it.

Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.

Wellhung: Me too.

Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately our naked bodies pressing each other.

Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?

Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.

Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!

Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.

Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover!

Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.

Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!

Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.

Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know...thing...in your... you know...woman's thing.

Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.

Sweetheart: I'm moving my *** back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!

Wellhung: I'm flaccid.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face.

Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener is all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.

Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.

Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.

Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.

Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.

Sweetheart: Go to ####! I'm logging off, you loser!

Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh nooooo!

Sweetheart: Bye!!!</font>

[Freewilly]

hahahahaha

[Laney]

LMAO, Mrs. S

[Laney]

Did everyone have a great weekend??

Weather was absolutely beautiful. Had a wonderful motorcycle ride with my hubby and ended up at the Thirsty Parrot for food, drinks and an auction which will benefit sick children. All in all the day was perfect.

[4nik8]

That was awesome.

I wish I'd thought to do that before...

[Stormcrow]

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It's smells funny.

Sweetheart: I want you! Would you like to screw me?

Wellhung: OK

Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.

Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.

Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.

Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.

Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.

Wellhung: My hands suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.

Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.

Wellhung: I'll pay for it.

Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.

Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?

Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly...I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.

Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.

Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.

Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!

Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.

Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.

Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.

Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.

Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing you hard tool.

Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take of my panties!

Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you... ummm... wait a minute.

Sweetheart: What's the matter?

Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking!

Sweetheart: Are you OK?

Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit! I'm turning all red.

Sweetheart: Can I help?

Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?

Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.

Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.

Sweetheart: Come back to me lover.

Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.

Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.

Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?

Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

Wellhung: I found it.

Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.

Wellhung: Me too.

Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately our naked bodies pressing each other.

Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?

Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.

Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!

Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.

Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover!

Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.

Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!

Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.

Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know...thing...in your... you know...woman's thing.

Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.

Sweetheart: I'm moving my *** back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!

Wellhung: I'm flaccid.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face.

Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener is all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.

Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.

Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.

Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.

Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.

Sweetheart: Go to ####! I'm logging off, you loser!

Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh nooooo!

Sweetheart: Bye!!!</font>


That was PRIVATE!!!!! :grump:

[LEFT]

HUTE!



That was PRIVATE!!!!! :grump:



...and then HUTE! AGAIN!

[4nik8]

Did everyone have a great weekend??

Weather was absolutely beautiful. Had a wonderful motorcycle ride with my hubby and ended up at the Thirsty Parrot for food, drinks and an auction which will benefit sick children. All in all the day was perfect.

Now that sounds like fun...

and an opportunity for a face time thread...

[Laney]

sorry...didn't take the camera this time. thought about it though...

[shiatsu^26]

Is tired. Also.. Glad your weekend was good Laney!

[4nik8]

Boo..that's a shame Laney...

[4nik8]

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[shiatsu^26]

Hubbys Home! YAY! see you guys later.

[4nik8]

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[Laney]

Boo..that's a shame Laney...

yeah i know. and there were alot of kodak moments to be had

[shiatsu^26]

On my way to "Flick Chipmunks". lol

[4nik8]

yeah i know. and there were alot of kodak moments to be had

You like makin me suffer....huh...


:bigsmile:

[Laney]

no not really...

i guess we need to leave the camera on the bike for such stuff or pack it the night before so we don't forget it

[shiatsu^26]

Made some Almond Soap Last night. Yummers :D Need to get a pic of it for my website. (Speaking of cameras & all)

[Laney]

i bet it smells wonderful...

[Mrs.S]

I don't think I've ever tried almond soap, I bet it is nice.

[ozzman62]

I use Oil of Olay on my leathery old hide lol .

[4nik8]

I just use a grinder and a pressure washer and I'm good to go till my scheduled bath next year.

:bigsmile:

[Laney]

"I'm good to go till my scheduled bath next year"


may i offer you a moist towelette for the inbetweens

[4nik8]

Hahahaha...

[Sosa^32]

:bigsmile:

[4nik8]

Shush you.

:grump:

[shiatsu^26]

Thank you ladies for the comments on my soap. I will post a pic tommorow. Made a body wash today. OMG
Oil of olay aint got nothing on it Ozz. :lol:

No really.. it is the bomb. :)

[4nik8]

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[4nik8]

Oddly enough...I found that ^^ under a google search for "stupid whores"

[shiatsu^26]

<---needs to get in the bed before 2am tonight.

[4nik8]

Jeez...a good kitteh pic and no comment?

:bigsmile:

[shiatsu^26]

Good Night CN. see you guys tomorrow sometime.

[4nik8]

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[Freewilly]

LOL nothing to say but howdy noodles

[4nik8]

Well.....hellooooo there.

[Freewilly]

hey :)

[shiatsu^26]

It's morning, Im up, but want to go back to bed.

[4nik8]

hey :)

How are ya this fine morning?

:kiss:

[shiatsu^26]

My New Almond Soap. :)

http://www.crowsnestforums.com/picture.php?albumid=94&pictureid=1424

[Laney]

Yummy!!

[shiatsu^26]

TY Laney.

:)

[4nik8]

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[Sosa^32]

<----is excited about Shi's new Almond Soap!! YAY :)

[4nik8]

It's 1:39.

Do you know where the terrorists are?

[Freewilly]

nope lol

[Laney]

me neither...

[4nik8]

They're under your bed...wiring your slippers.

:xd:

[shiatsu^26]

Survived Walmart today. Yuck, hate having to go to that place.

[4nik8]

T-10 minutes till some FW time

:bigsmile:

[shiatsu^26]

So I was using Kitchen matches to lite my ciggy. Got in a big way when I struck it, and it caught fire, but also flew out of my hand. Landed in a pile of receipts on the desk. 2 of them caught fire before I was able to smash it out.
Jeez...

[Freewilly]

T-10 minutes till some FW time

:bigsmile:

aww :angel: Love talking to you x

[4nik8]

The feeling is mutual..believe me.

It's always a pleasure to hear your voice and spend time with you.


:angel:

[Freewilly]

The feeling is mutual..believe me.

It's always a pleasure to hear your voice and spend time with you.


:angel:

:angel: I look forward to it every day its my highlight :)

[shiatsu^26]

Coffee is good

[4nik8]

I look forward to it every day its my highlight :)

Oh stop.

You're gonna give me a huge head..


:bigsmile:

[shiatsu^26]

Nite CN

[4nik8]

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[4nik8]

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[Freewilly]

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Lmao I luckily havent dropped my phone in the dunny as of yet :wink:

[4nik8]

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[4nik8]

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[StoneTheCrow]

My first morning post in a while, I start my new job today so I don't go in till 3:00.

[Freewilly]

well good luck mate

[4nik8]

Hell yeah, good luck with the new job STC.

[Stormcrow]

It's dork in here.

[shiatsu^26]

^^^ LOL, just heard a cartoon voice saying that line.

Congrats STC. Hope you have a great first day!

[4nik8]

:neutral:













:bigsmile:

[Laney]

So I was using Kitchen matches to lite my ciggy. Got in a big way when I struck it, and it caught fire, but also flew out of my hand. Landed in a pile of receipts on the desk. 2 of them caught fire before I was able to smash it out.
Jeez...

i guess 2 aint bad...coulda been the whole pile

hope ya didn't burn yourself..

[4nik8]

You're a kind and caring woman, Laney.

[Freewilly]

ditto

[Laney]

thanks you guys...you're making we blush

[shiatsu^26]

TY Laney. No I didnt burn myself. Just scared me a little, but then it was kinda funny.

[4nik8]

Bit it's true laney.

You're a doll.

[shiatsu^26]

Since the cleaning fairy hasnt come yet, I guess I have to do it now. Gonna suit up & hope a dust bunny doesn't maul me.:bigsmile:

[4nik8]

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[shiatsu^26]

Living room is completely clean, with the exception of moving the entertainment center.
Not that you guys care about my house cleaning , just trying to contribute to getting us to 10000 post. :)

On a serious note. Im a little bummed as seeing how my Engagement ring has not turned up. Fingers crossed it is under the entertainment center. Unfortunately thats what happens when you dont pay enough attention to where you put your rings & you toddler gets a hold of them...

[4nik8]

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[shiatsu^26]

Boop oop de doop

[Laney]

Unfortunately thats what happens when you dont pay enough attention to where you put your rings & you toddler gets a hold of them...

i know exactly what you mean...

i was told once that if you concentrate, on whatever it is you want to remember, for 8 to 10 seconds, you won't forget where you put things.

it may work for you younger guys, but it hasn't helped me all that much...hubby usually finds it without really looking. i guess a fresh set of eyes helps.

hope you find your ring soon

[4nik8]

Fresh set of eyes FTW.

[shiatsu^26]

i know exactly what you mean...

i was told once that if you concentrate, on whatever it is you want to remember, for 8 to 10 seconds, you won't forget where you put things.

it may work for you younger guys, but it hasn't helped me all that much...hubby usually finds it without really looking. i guess a fresh set of eyes helps.

hope you find your ring soon

Good idea. we have friends coming up tonight. I think I will see if they will be my search party! (That way I aint lifting & moving the heavy furniture by myself as well. LOL)

[4nik8]

Kanyes teeth
He didnt get the bottom teeth replace.

I just saw him in an interview with matt lauer... regular teeth.

[4nik8]

Random find #49487659694328745

I thought this would be about the appropriateness of talking about weed via text message... not about texting at inappropriate times. Colour me disappointed

[shiatsu^26]

29 min until Paras show :)

[4nik8]

Did ya know Chinese people have houses?

[shiatsu^26]

<---Posting

[4nik8]

Not necessarily from another universe, but from a dimension (ie: a form of existence) responsible for the creation of universes. You could call that God if you want, but I see no reason to. Again there's no way we can say that this other dimension responsible for the creation of our universe isn't dependant on another dimension to exist, and potentially so on and so on. We don't know.

Whatever is going on though, I am sure that it's pretty damn spectacular. I mean.. isn't this spectacular already? That we are...we?

Pot heads...

still thinking deep after all these years

:wink:

[Stormcrow]

Oh dear...

[4nik8]

And...in the WTF category.

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[4nik8]

Another random find.

Welcome back to the 5th Year of Hempology101 Lecture series, from the University Of Victoria.

FREE, NON-CREDIT LECTURES SERIES 2010/11
David Strong Building Room C-112 Weds. 3:30--4:10pst pm

Today,s lecture is on , Cannabis in the Media by Ted Smith

Live Stream is:
User Live Stream - Stickam Profile Streaming Video & Chat With Fans: Check out my live stream (http://www.stickam.com/hempology101) (CHATROOM)
OR
Lecture Series (Live Stream) | International Hempology 101 Society (http://www.hempology.ca/lecture-series-live-stream)

Also classes posted on You Tube: ARCHIVE
YouTube - Hempology101's Channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/Hempology101)

Thank you for all the support, and all who come out to help making Hempology101 at UVIC. The seed to world education.

[4nik8]

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[Laney]

I like Sarah...


but her voice can be annoying after awhile though

[4nik8]

Yeah, but she's easy on the eyes.

[shiatsu^26]

Nitey Nite CN

[4nik8]

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Alcohol fire arms and bikinis


politics just don't get no better'n 'at boys

[4nik8]

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[Laney]

well...the weather outside today is crappy.

high of only 62 and rainy. (brrrrrr)

guess it's a good day to work inside.

[shiatsu^26]

Morning All.

:)

[4nik8]

It's not rainy here...but the weather is crappy all the same.

[ozzman62]

It's been quite nice here for the last few days , Still getting frost at night but it's been in the low 50's so no complaints here .

[Laney]

right now...it's in the low 70's, sunny and barely a breeze. quite a change from mid-morning. guess the weather station is mighty confused about now.


you just gotta love Texas weather...

[Laney]

come on guys...only 7775 more posts to go!!

[4nik8]

It hit 70 here as well Laney...

screwiest weather ever

[Freewilly]

helloooo noodles

[4nik8]

How's the sexiest woman that I know doing this morning?

[Freewilly]

lol well all good now I'm chatting to you :bigsmile:

[4nik8]

I know the feeling. It always feels a bit warmer while I'm talking to you.

:angel:

[Freewilly]

I know the feeling. It always feels a bit warmer while I'm talking to you.

:angel:

hell yeah the warmth is in my heart :angel:
okay that was prolly gay as fuck but its true :tongue:

[4nik8]

Damn, I was hopin ya'd feel the warmth in your....

oh yeah..ya DID say your heart didn't ya..

:bigsmile:

[Laney]

looks like winter outside today...

[S_B]

I looked out the window this morning to be greeted with birds singing on the trees with the sun dappling its way through the branches.

When I cleared my eyes from the nights sleep, I realised that the birds singing was the fuckin' police sirens and the sun was dappling off of the frost.

I get confused easy after our 3 week summer.

[Laney]

LOL...S_B

[shiatsu^26]

HOLY SHIT, Its SB!!
:woot:

[4nik8]

Yeah, wonder who invited SB to come back...


:innocent:

[Laney]

That explains it...

I was waiting for a welcome thread since I'd never seen the name before.

I'll just say...welcome back! Nice to make your acquaintance.

[4nik8]

He's a really good guy, Laney.

Known him for several years now.

[shiatsu^26]

It's After midnight... and Im up.. again. Dammit!

[4nik8]

What a day for NASCAR fans, eh?

:bigsmile:

[shiatsu^26]

Good Night CN :)

[4nik8]

Monday Night Football looks to be a damned good match up...

but then again, I haven't watched a single game this year.

Thoughts on it?

[shiatsu^26]

Making more candles..

[Laney]

i guess you better...lol

[shiatsu^26]

LOL! :D

[4nik8]

Considering?

HA!!

[4nik8]

SB!!


Sup, man?

[S_B]

That explains it...

I was waiting for a welcome thread since I'd never seen the name before.

I'll just say...welcome back! Nice to make your acquaintance.

Thanks very much.
I will try to get on here as often as possible.
It is only fair to warn you though, that I have more than the odd screw loose !!

[S_B]

SB!!


Sup, man?

Hiya mate.

Feelin' me feet here after so long.

My time still isn't my own of late. Now I have to split what I do have between 2 sites lol.