Would You Rather?...

[Bleed]

emit the smell of sulfur every time you smile

or

cry glue?

[StoneTheCrow]

Seems like smiling farts would be better I reckon.


Get caught on razor wire or slide down a pole embedded with razors?

[Bleed]

Well, being that it's already happened to me... get caught in razor wire.


Swallow a dozen thumbtacks

or

cut off your lower lip with a rusty pair of scissors?

[The Goddess]

I'd swallow the thumb tacks




Vacation in the mountains or at the beach?

[Angeleyes]

Mountains (already been to the beach a million times)


clean your house so you know where everything is

or

have someone else do it then you have to search for everything?

[The Goddess]

clean my own house (unless I was rich and had a maid)



buy a house or rent a house?

[Angeleyes]

buy (even though you have to do your own maintenance lol)


have hardwood floors or carpet?

[The Goddess]

hardwood


live in the country or the city?

[Angeleyes]

country


use candles or wax tarts?

[The Goddess]

both- but if i had to pick -candles



Chocolate or vanilla pudding?

[Angeleyes]

Chocolate


Reading the book or watching the movie?

[Mrs.S]

Reading the book

cooking at home or ordering take out

[LethalDose]

Usually cooking at home..take out is nice but expensive.


Pepperoni or cheese pizza?

[Mrs.S]

Cheese

Energizer or Duracell

[StoneTheCrow]

Energizer


Real taters or instant taters

[LethalDose]

Honestly...instant tators.


Turkey or ham?

[Mrs.S]

Turkey

Biscuits or rolls

[The Goddess]

rolls


regular or decaf coffee?:coffee:

[Mrs.S]

regular

salty or sweet

[Angeleyes]

salty


plain or with nuts?

[Mrs.S]

with nuts

fire or water

[StoneTheCrow]

water


hard wood floor or carpet

[Mrs.S]

carpet

tv series or tv movie

[LethalDose]

TV series


Beer;whiskey;or wine?

[Bleed]

Beer.

Now stop with the lame questions. Let's come up with some good ones. Such as...

Would you rather?...

Melon-ball your left eye out

or

Drive 2 spikes into your kneecaps with a sledgehammer?

[Amythist]

My eye...I could still use the right!


Would you rather

Be stuck in a room with country music or Get pies thrown in your face for an hour?

[The Goddess]

stuck in a room with country music



a question for the guys- have your penis surgically removed or be beheaded?

[gigman]

Beheaded.:squigglemouth:

Big boobs or little boobs?

[Dooligan]

Little boobs.

Tupac or Biggie?

[StoneTheCrow]

Tupac,he was shot first


Elvis or The Beatles

[Dooligan]

Elvis. But fat Elvis, not skinny Elvis.

Led Zepplin or the Rolling Stones?

[StoneTheCrow]

The Stones

regular mustard or honey mustard

[Dooligan]

Honey, if I can't have Dijon.

Fat with a pretty face, ar ugly as hell with a killer body?

[Angeleyes]

Fat with a pretty face


Laptop or desktop computer?

[The Goddess]

Laptop





X Box or Playstation?

[LethalDose]

Playstation


Cable or satellite?

[The Goddess]

satellite


oreo or chips ahoy?

[gigman]

Oreo

Orange or Grapefruit?

[Angeleyes]

orange


coffee or tea?

[StoneTheCrow]

tea


real sugar or fake sugar

[Angeleyes]

fake sugar (can't have the good shit)


drama's or reality shows?

[Entropy]

Dramas, if I had to pick.

Horse track or dog track?

[Angeleyes]

Horse Track


cards or slot machines?

[LethalDose]

cards


popcorn or potato chips?

[Bleed]

Popcorn


Would you rather?...

Sit at the bottom of a frequently used porto-potty for a day?

or

Spend a month in a jail cell with every Real World cast member since the show's inception?

[Angeleyes]

spend a month in jail with the real world cast (as long as I have permission to bitch slap all of them lol)

drive across country with your mother or your mother in law?

[ozzman62]

Mother


Listen to someone Whine or Smell a Homeless Guy.

[Angeleyes]

Smell a homeless guy


Wine or beer?

[The Goddess]

beer


hard or soft mattress?

[LethalDose]

Memory foam..whatever that is.


Hamburgers or hot dogs?

[The Goddess]

Hamburgers




Pizza Hut or Taco Bell?

[Angeleyes]

Taco Bell


McDonald's or Burger King?

[Sláine]

McDonald's

Coke or Pepsi

[Blood]

Coke

Alcohol or Tobacco?

[Entropy]

Ouch. I'm in AA and I quit smoking 2 1/2 years ago. Tough one...

Alcohol.

Fur or faux fur?

[The Goddess]

neither but if i had to pick faux fur



blow pop or tootsie pop?

[Angeleyes]

Blow Pop

Snickers or Milky Way?

[Entropy]

Snickers

Short hair or long hair

[The Goddess]

short



hand job or blow job?

[LethalDose]

blow job...with a handjob thrown in as a freebie.


you on top or your partner?

[Angeleyes]

Partner on top (I have rotated hips so it hurts)

[Entropy]

blow job...with a handjob thrown in as a freebie.


you on top or your partner?


Top. Only dorks sleep in the bottom bunk.


Car or truck?

[LethalDose]

Car


Drive or ride?

[Dooligan]

Drive. Drunk. Through a schoolyard.

Fight a cop or fight a convict?

[LethalDose]

The cop...


15 days in jail or 5 years probation?

[Dooligan]

15 days.

DUI or Domestic Abuse?

[LethalDose]

Which for I`d rather do the time for?...domestic abuse.


cheese pizza or garlic pizza?

[Amadeus]

Which for I`d rather do the time for?...domestic abuse.


cheese pizza or garlic pizza?

Garlic.


This or that?

[LethalDose]

That


Left or right tit?

[Entropy]

Um... Left, I guess.

Potato skins or potato chips.

[StoneTheCrow]

skins

front wheel drive or rear wheel drive?

[Entropy]

Front.

Auto or manual trans.

[LethalDose]

Manuel.


Ford or Chevy ?

[Entropy]

Chevy.

4 cyl. or 8 cyl.

[Dooligan]

8. Absolutely.

2 or 4wd?

[Entropy]

4WD. I might be able to get out of my driveway before Spring if I had it now.

Jazz or Opera

[Dooligan]

Jazz. The only american art form.

Cat or dog?

[Entropy]

Mutt.

Kids or stuff

[LethalDose]

hmmm..?


beef or pork?

[The Goddess]

beef


turkey or ham?

[LethalDose]

turkey


soda or milk?

[The Goddess]

soda



chocolate or strawberry milk?

[LethalDose]

Choco


Hamburger or chicken patty?

[ozzman62]

Hamburger

Rice or Potatoe

[ozzman62]

.

[StoneTheCrow]

Hamburger

Rice or Potatoe

Potatoes



french fries or hash browns?

[Biff]

Hash Browns! (with onions)

Summer or Winter

[gigman]

Summer or Winter

Summer

Bologna or salami?

[ozzman62]

Salami

Beans or Fries

[LethalDose]

Fries


Chicken wings:Boneless or bone-in?

[para]

Bones in

What kind of shaver do you use?

[ozzman62]

^^Would you Rather ?^^
:tongue:

[Angeleyes]

which would you rather....

shave or wax?

[ozzman62]

Ummm I`ll have to go with Shave for $200 angel .


Have a root canal or read para`s posts in the Chatbox

[LethalDose]

read paras post.


Hang out with your in laws,or have a root canal?

[Angeleyes]

have a root canal

shampoo your carpets or mop your floors?

[The Goddess]

mop the floor



pepsi or coke?

[ozzman62]

Coke

Spirits or Wine

[LethalDose]

Spirits


Draft or bottle?

[Angeleyes]

bottle


hard or soft.... taco?

[LethalDose]

Hard


chinese or mexican food?

[Angeleyes]

Mexican

Menthol or non-menthol?

[Mrs.S]

Non Menthol unless I'm drunk

PC or Laptop

[ozzman62]

PC

Watch a movie on the TV or the Computer

[hopegeorge2006]

on the tv



rent a porno or be in a porno

[The Goddess]

rent a porno



have your significant other find your collection of sex toys and porn or have your mother find it?

[LethalDose]

My sig other find it.


Find you significant other`s sex toys and porn collection..or your mothers?

[ozzman62]

My Significant others collection .

Get caught masturbating , Catch someone else .

[LethalDose]

Catch someone else..


Tell your secrets...to a best friend or your sibling?

[Dooligan]

Best friend, I've known him longer.

Never try or fail?

[Cayce]

Fail... at least I tried

Do crack or heroine?
lmfao couldnt think of anything better sorry lol

[LethalDose]

If I had to craft my own death,I`d rather do it doped up than feeling every heartbeat...Heroine.


Soccer or hockey?

[Entropy]

Hockey. Tonsil hockey.


Sense of humor or looks?

[Angeleyes]

Sense of humor with looks lol


claymation or computer animated movies?

[LethalDose]

computer animation..


Old comedies or newer comedies?

[Cayce]

Instant... they are quicker lol


Have a pet bird or a pet rabbit?

[Entropy]

Rabbit. Better stew.

Long walks on the beach or short sessions in the bedroom?

[LethalDose]

Long walks


Off road vehicles...2 wheel..3 wheel..or 4 wheel?

[Madman]

2 wheel



mustard or mayo?

[LethalDose]

Mustard


Swiss or provolone ?

[Cayce]

Provolone.... Feel like Im not getting my moneys worth with swiss :tongue: lol bad joke sorry lol

Paper or plastic??

[Blood]

Paper

Black or white?

[ozzman62]

Black

Intercourse or Oral

[Entropy]

Oral.

One partner or multiple?

[ozzman62]

Multiple


Shaved or natural ( pubes )

[Dooligan]

Shaved.

Hockey or Basketball?

[LethalDose]

basketball


Budweiser,Coors,or Labatts ?

[Angeleyes]

Coors


Beer or Liquor?

[The Goddess]

beer



car or truck?

[gigman]

Truck

Driving fast or slow?

[Dooligan]

Fast.

Discontinue a long-standing friendship, or continue it even though it has become a source of misery.

[Cayce]

Its already "discontinued" itself if its just a source of misery

Jack daniels or captian morgan?

[LethalDose]

Jack Daniels


Bowtie noodles or Angel Hair pasta?

[Cayce]

Bowtie... don't like eating food that reminds me of worms lol


Blue eyes or Green eyes?

[CULPRITE_INC]

green ftw!


me or that guy barney from that old show with the cops and the small town

[Cayce]

You Duh... :wink: lol


Crap your pants in front of or vomit all over some hotty you were trying to get with lol

[Dooligan]

Vomit all over her. I can always move on to the next one with clean pants and some gum.

Fight or flight?

[ozzman62]

Fight


Go home alone or one night stand .

[Entropy]

Home alone, but towards the end of my whore phase, they seemed the same.

Go to a water park or go skiing?

[ozzman62]

Water Park, That`s where the Scantily clad Tarts go .


Go to the Drive In Movies , Theater .

[LethalDose]

Drive in`s are nice...but the audio sucks...I choose theatre.


Classic comedy movie or new release?

[Entropy]

CC.

Watch tv or talk to a stranger?

[LethalDose]

Talk to a stranger.


go to a party or host the party?

[CULPRITE_INC]

go to it, less clean up.



watch a fire work display, or make it happen.

[ozzman62]

Make my own

call the fire department or put out the fire yourself lol

[CULPRITE_INC]

put it out my self


gar or sand, electric fire?

[Entropy]

Huh?

Play poker or play solitaire?

[Bleed]

Poker

Bang a prostitute or visit a glory hole?

[LethalDose]

Bang prostitute


Bang someone in your car or in their car?

[Bleed]

My car. The backseat is bigger.

Would you rather be blind, or deaf?

[Blood]

Deaf, it's not like i listen to people anyway. haha

Would you rather do things yourself or have things done for you?

[LethalDose]

it`s nice when you get things done yourself.


Travel in summer or fall ?

[ozzman62]

Fall is nice .

Would you rather drive or fly .

[LethalDose]

Really far...I`d rather fly.


Train or bus ?

[ozzman62]

Train .

corn on the cob , Kernel .

[Bleed]

On the cob, grilled.

Gas grill or charcoal?

[Smitty]

Charcoal, no question.

Chicken or steak?

[LethalDose]

Steak


Ribeye or strip steak ?

[Avexgun]

lol strip steak.

Heres one.

Would you rather be dragged behind a truck blind folded and naked on a dessert road
Or

beat to death with spoons

[ozzman62]

gonna have to go with being dragged behind a truck , It would be faster.

Change a diaper or clean up someones Hurl .

[LethalDose]

The hurl...


Throw up food or liquor ?

[jmsheriden]

liquor - cuz it's not chunky when it comes up

Watch the lifetime channel cuz you can't find your remote or get up and change the channel manually?

[The Goddess]

get up and change the channel.



white or red wine?

[LethalDose]

White wine.


Boating or biking ?

[StoneTheCrow]

Boating


Snow or Beach?

[LethalDose]

Beach


City or Country ?

[The Goddess]

Country


Rent or own your home?

[LethalDose]

Own


Close neighbors or far away neighbors ??

[StoneTheCrow]

far away neighbors


widescreen movie or normal?

[jmsheriden]

Wide screen

Friends with benefits or just friends?

[LethalDose]

Sometimes friends are better.


Shoes or sandals?

[chi]

Sandals

Mountains or Beach?

[CULPRITE_INC]

moutians


bert or ernie?

[ozzman62]

Bert , I Suppose if I had to make a choice between 2 gay puppets . lol


Peanuts or popcorn

[Angeleyes]

popcorn

Coffee or tea?

[LethalDose]

Coffee.


Tent or camper ?

[Entropy]

Tent. (Who doesn't love pitching a tent?)

Thanksgiving or Christmas?

[LethalDose]

Christmas


New years party or memorial day picnic ?

[The Goddess]

New Year's Eve party



Taking a vacation in the winter or in the summer?

[LethalDose]

I`d say winter..but depends on what you want to do.


Fly across the ocean,or drive across the country ??

[chi]

Drive across the country

Broadway theater or rock concert?

[LethalDose]

Rock concert.


Soft serve or hard ice cream ?

[Entropy]

Damn, that's a tough one...
I'll go with scooped hard ice cream.


Monopoly or Chess?

[LethalDose]

Monopoly


Cash or credit/debit card ?

[chi]

Cash

Take your earned days off or take the extra paycheck?

[Entropy]

Extra paycheck.
(I'm not much of a traveler, unless you're offering a place to stay :bigsmile:)


Dine in or dine out?

[chi]

Dine in.

Movie theater or dvd at home?

[ozzman62]

DVD At home .



Drive through or Delivery

[Entropy]

Delivery.

Grocery store or local market?

[chi]

Grocery store

doughnut or bagel?

[Entropy]

Doughnut

Spaghetti or seafood?

[jillybean]

Pasta
Drink a few at home, or in a bar?

[LethalDose]

Home


chicken or beef ?

[Entropy]

Beef, wrapped in more beef, on a bed of beef, with some au jus.

Bacon or sausage?

[Angeleyes]

Sausage all the way. The hotter the better. Yes, even for breakfast!

Flavored or straight vodka?

[jillybean]

Straight
Red or white sauce?

[LethalDose]

Red


Pizza...cheese or pepperoni ?

[chi]

Pepperoni

Hawaii or Alaska?

[The Goddess]

Hawaii


Pizza Hut or Dominoes?

[jillybean]

Well after the whole Dominos thing, pizza hut.

Verizon, or Comcast?

[StoneTheCrow]

Comcast


can drink or bottle

[jillybean]

Can, I'am not picky.

Radio or Ipod?

[StoneTheCrow]

Ipod



leather or cloth (car interior)

[jillybean]

Lol cloth, only because I have a little one.

beer or wine?

[StoneTheCrow]

beer, I'm a man


hammock or chair swing?

[jillybean]

Hey I choose beer And I'm a girl. Chair swing.
Sex in the morning, or at nite?

[StoneTheCrow]

Morning


Sex outside or in a bed?

[jillybean]

Honestly, outside. Its the thrill.

Go out, or stay home?

[Angeleyes]

Most of the time, stay home

Fancy restaurant or Burger joint?

[jillybean]

burger joint

music or tv?

[The Goddess]

t.v.


beer or mixed drink?

[Entropy]

Beer.

Socialized medicine or capitalism?

[Blood]

Capitalism..in moderation.

Water or Coke?

[LethalDose]

water


orange juice or grape juice ?

[4nik8]

orange

drown or be burnt alive?

[Entropy]

Drown.

Pregnant or herpes?

[Blood]

Herpes

Religion or suicide?

[4nik8]

Religion

Life imprisonment or death penalty?

[crakkdukk]

death penalty

drive or bike to work

[4nik8]

drive


Work in an office or outside?

[crakkdukk]

outside

own a car or truck

[4nik8]

car

go fishing or go to the beach?

[crakkdukk]

go to the beach (i live a block away from it :D)

be rich and miserable or poor and happy

[LethalDose]

poor and happy


Soda pop or milk ?

[Blood]

Soda

Chicken or fish?

[LethalDose]

fish


city driving or country driving ?

[StoneTheCrow]

country driving, nothing like it


home cooked meal or fancy restaurant meal?

[LethalDose]

Home cooked


Going to a cookout or having the cookout ?

[Blood]

Having a cookout...nobody i know can cook for shit.

Beauty or brains?

[4nik8]

Brains

a partner that's pleasant but frigid or moody but highly sexual?

[LethalDose]

moody.


Tap water or bottled water ?

[Blood]

Tap water (Both have their downsides)

Freedom without comfort or Comfort without freedom?

[CULPRITE_INC]

freedom with out.


underwater polo, or horse back polo.

[LethalDose]

Underwater.


paypal or check through mail ?

[Blood]

Paypal

Beer or wine?

[LethalDose]

Beer.


nachos or pretzels ?

[hopegeorge2006]

nachos



wakeing up after a hang over to find a fat hairy man next to you
or
to find a big hairy gal next to you...

[LethalDose]

If I had to choose,I would much rather wake up next to a hairy chic.


Would you rather sleep on your back/side/stomach ?

[ozzman62]

Right side , One eye open . :crazy:


Go to a Wedding , Or Sleep .

[LethalDose]

sleep..............actually,it would depend on who`s getting married..but sleep is my answer.


Weekend off or weekdays off (from work) ?

[The Goddess]

weekend


Work vacation in the summer or the winter?

[LethalDose]

Summer


long walk or long bicycle ride ?

[Baldy]

Walk.

Read or watch TV?

[chi]

tv

swim or sunbathe?

[Baldy]

swim

Make love or shopping?

[LethalDose]

Make love


Receive a gift or receive money ?

[Baldy]

money (most of the time, but depends on the gift)

Fly or drive?

[LethalDose]

Fly


Ice cream..hard or soft serve ?

[Baldy]

Ice cream.


Go out with a woman, dressed sexy/revealing or demure?

[LethalDose]

Demure..although a little revealing is nice at times.


Take a date to a movie, or go out for drinks ?