Crows Nest Funnies..

[Copernicus]

Stormcrow drinks a shot of Jack Daniels every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with Jacks.

After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around.

She puts a worm in the Jack Daniels, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "What do you have to say about this experiment?"

Storm responds by saying: "If I drink Jacks, I won't get worms!"

[Copernicus]

PeachE's son finally finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiancé, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it.

He says he'll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the game.

That night, he shows up at PeachE's house with three beautiful young ladies. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other.

At the end of the evening, the young man calls his mother aside and asks her, “OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry?”

Without any hesitation at all, PeachE replies, “The one in the middle.”

The young man is astounded. “How in the world did you figure it out?”

”Easy,” PeachE says. “I don't like her.”

[Copernicus]

A doctor told Mrs. Stone to give her husband one pill a day and one drink of whiskey to improve his stamina.


A month later, when Mrs. Stone came in for another visit, the doctor asked, "How are we doing with the pill and the whiskey?"

Mrs. Stone answered, "Well, he's a little behind with the pills, but he's about six months ahead with the whiskey."

[StoneTheCrow]

LoL Pretty good jokes Cop.

[Copernicus]

A blind man (Gig) was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on Gig's trouser leg.

Gig reached in his pocket and took out a doggie biscuit, which he fed to the dog.

A busybody named Bleed - who had been watching - ran up to him and said, "You shouldn't do that. He'll never learn anything if you reward him when he does something like that!”

Gig retorted, "I'm not rewarding him. I'm just trying to find which end is his mouth so that I can shoot him in the ass".

[gigman]

:roflmao:
A blind man (Gig) was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on Gig's trouser leg.

Gig reached in his pocket and took out a doggie biscuit, which he fed to the dog.

A busybody named Bleed - who had been watching - ran up to him and said, "You shouldn't do that. He'll never learn anything if you reward him when he does something like that!”

Gig retorted, "I'm not rewarding him. I'm just trying to find which end is his mouth so that I can shoot him in the ass".