Have you ever...?

[The Goddess]

Answer then ask another have you ever question









Have you ever had a one night stand?

[Bleed]

Yes I have. Don't even know what her name was, in fact.

Have you ever had sex in a public place?

[ozzman62]

Yes I have ( Quite Exciting actually )

Have you ever had sex with a total stranger ?

[Bleed]

Yes (see my previous post).

Have you ever been in jail?

[Copernicus]

No.

Have you ever been arrested?

[Sláine]

No

have you ever been caught masturbating?

[ozzman62]

Yes , and I punished me with a good Wanking.

Have you ever Caught someone Self Serving .

[LethalDose]

No


Gave money for sex?

[The Goddess]

No



Masturbated while driving?

[LethalDose]

No


Sang in the mirror?

[gigman]

Yes

Masturbated your spouse while driving?

[LethalDose]

no


had sex at work?

[Angeleyes]

yes :angel:

had sex while driving down the road?

[LethalDose]

No


Had sex at a rest stop?

[Bleed]

No

Puked in your underwear?

[LethalDose]

no


Puked on the steering wheel?

[Bleed]

No

Puked on someone?

[LethalDose]

Not that I know of...




Have you ever fucked at least one woman in your life?

[Dooligan]

Uhhhh....yeah...more than one.... Did I not understand the question?

Ever continue to wear the mask in a bad relationship because it was easier than dumping the person?

[LethalDose]

Yep...it seemed like the right thing to do at the time.Live and learn...


Have you ever been able to keep good relations with the ex`s family members?

[Amadeus]

Yep...it seemed like the right thing to do at the time.Live and learn...


Have you ever been able to keep good relations with the ex`s family members?

FUCK no. They were bitches, too.


Ever think about doing your ex's sibling cuz he/she was hotter?

[StoneTheCrow]

No,I think there is a moral line in the sand you shouldn't cross.



Ever took someones parking spot at work when they went to lunch?

[LethalDose]

Dont think so.


Have you ever gotten an authority figure in trouble? i.e..teacher..your supervisor..ect.

[The Goddess]

yes



have you ever taken a superior's job after you got them in trouble?

[StoneTheCrow]

no


have you ever eaten anything in the grocery store and not payed for it?

[Sláine]

yes

have you ever shit yourself?

[LethalDose]

Yes


Have you ever stepped on a rusty nail?

[StoneTheCrow]

Yes

Have you ever sliced your foot on broken glass?

[LethalDose]

no


Have you ever went to high school drunk?

[StoneTheCrow]

No


Have you ever had a head on collision in a car?

[Amythist]

No
Have you ever eaten cookies in bed?

[Bleed]

Yes. And plenty of pie, too.

Have you ever had sex at a church?

[Amythist]

No
Have you ever had sex on a plane?

[Bleed]

No

Have you ever had sex in the ocean?

[Amythist]

Yuppers
Have you ever had sex on a tire swing on a play ground?

[Bleed]

Nope

Have you ever been pleasured while you drove?

[Amythist]

Nope.
Have you ever Danced naked in your living room?

[Bleed]

Yep.

Have you ever run naked in the rain?

[Amythist]

Yup!
Have you ever stole the last cookie from the cookies jar?

[Bleed]

Who me? couldn't be.

Have you ever listened to Barney, when the kids weren't around?

[Amythist]

Fuck no!
Have you ever had homosexual like thoughts?

[Bleed]

Can't say that I have.

Have you ever had homosexual thoughts?

[Amythist]

When I was younger.
Have you ever played spin the bottle.

[Bleed]

No. I found it to be a waste of time.

Have you ever played 7 minutes in Heaven?

[LethalDose]

no.


Have you ever had to square dance with a member of the opposite sex?

[Entropy]

Yup. Grade school was hell.

Have you ever wondered why common sense seems to have skipped this generation?

[Blood]

Nah, It's just human nature trying to find balance. You can see throughout history how humans fluctuate from ruling with a iron fist to craving peace and love. When you go too extreme one way it effects everything, common sense included.
I'm sure it'll even out again sometime, if only for a little while.


Have you ever wanted to be something you're not?

[Dooligan]

Yeah. Forgiving.

Have you ever lied about your age to win favor with a member of the opposite sex?

[Entropy]

What are you kidding? :bigsmile:

Have you ever slid across the hood of a car in "Dukes of Hazzard" style?

[Dooligan]

No, but I have nose-slid the hood of a car before on a skateboard.

Have you ever thrown up while having sex?

[Entropy]

No. Give me time though. That sounds like a "miserable" experience for the other person.

Have you ever lost your bathing suit while doing water sports or at a water park?

[LethalDose]

no


Been victim to a streaker?

[Entropy]

Yes. I was not impressed.


Have you ever won in the casino?

[Dooligan]

Yes. If the casino doesn't get 5 blackjacks out of 10 hands, I consider it a win.

Have you ever lived in a foreign country?

[Cayce]

Nope


Have you ever sold your body for food?

[Dooligan]

Kinda, I banged a broad because I knew I'd get free beer and food for the night, but there was no verbal agreement as such...

Broken bones?

[Cayce]

Fractured my foot

Have you ever watched a chick flick and secretly liked it

[Blood]

Nope, too much emotion and not enough sex and violence.

Ever gotten your genitals pierced?

[LethalDose]

No


Have you ever:

Guys:Shaved your legs?

Gals:Willingly let your armpit hair grow?

[The Goddess]

No


Shaved your pubic hair?

[Dooligan]

All the time, until I found Nivea hair remover for men.

Shaved someone else's pubic hair?

[Amythist]

No
Have you ever eaten a whole pizza by yourself?

[para]

Yes

Have you ever prank call any stores?

[LethalDose]

Yes


Have you ever made a big order at the drive thru and drove away?

[ozzman62]

No

Gone to work drunk

[para]

Yes

Have you ever you ever pulled out the chair when someone was trying to sit down?

[LethalDose]

Yes..in elementary school.


Have you ever filed a lawsuit?

[gigman]

No


Have you ever won a lawsuit?

[ozzman62]

No.. Settled out of...



Taken a dump in Public

[LethalDose]

yup...I was in fourth or fifth grade..sittin in a stall with no door,and a couple other kids came into the bathroom.Public enough.


ever fell asleep with a candle burning?

[ozzman62]

Yes , woke up to the " Burned out Candle " Smell , Scared me .

Switched the price tag on something in a store to save money .

[LethalDose]

No


Ever shop lifted?

[Bleed]

Yes.

Urinated in public?

[ozzman62]

Yes

Groped a stranger

[Bleed]

Yes

Been groped by a stranger?

[LethalDose]

Yes


Walked away from free sex? (said no)

[ozzman62]

Never

Been offered money or gifts for sex

[LethalDose]

No


Have you ever been in juvenile court?

[Bleed]

No

Have you ever run away from home?

[LethalDose]

No


Have you ever call your teacher by his/her first name?

[Bleed]

Yes.

Have you ever got in a bar fight?

[LethalDose]

no


Have you ever been at fault in an auto accident?

[Angeleyes]

yes

have you ever been hospitalized due to a car accident?

[LethalDose]

Just an ER visit and released.


Ever witness an accident scene where a fatality occurred?

[ozzman62]

Yes, ( Car-Train )

Have you ever found a deceased person .

[The Goddess]

yes (i used to work in a nursing home and a hospital)



held someone's hand while they were dying?

[LethalDose]

No,but I have sat on the phone while a treatment was killing them.


Cried at a funeral?

[ozzman62]

Yes , My Fathers .


Said anything nasty about the deceased at a funeral .

[LethalDose]

No..chances are if I had anything nasty to say about them,I wouldn`t be there in the first place.


Partied with a rock/music star?

[Blood]

Not unless you count Chuck Norris.. witch i don't.

Ever gotten frisked by a cop?

[Madman]

Yes.


Ran over a dog? (happened to me today)

[ozzman62]

No

Run over a cat ?

[LethalDose]

Honestly dont remember...prolly not.


Ever lie in court?

[Cayce]

No, the bitch really punched me lol

Ever decide that when you had kids you would name one "Catch" and the other "Up"?? lol

[LethalDose]

No way !! I`m not that mean..lol !


Have you ever broken a bone in your body?

[Madman]

Nope


Been to Alaska?

[LethalDose]

No


Bungee jumped ?

[Angeleyes]

No

gone sky diving?

[LethalDose]

No


Drove in a demolition derby ?

[Angeleyes]

no

been to a monster truck rally?

[LethalDose]

no


Swim in the ocean ?

[The Goddess]

no

been to graceland?

[LethalDose]

Nope


Been to Disney World?

[Dooligan]

Yup.

ditched a taxi?

[ozzman62]

nope

Eaten at a restaurant , and not tipped .

[LethalDose]

Yes.


Tipped a stripper ?

[Entropy]

Yes, but we still call them waitresses and stewardesses that haven't achieved their full potential yet.

Ever want something you can't have and try to get it anyway?

[Dooligan]

Yeah, then the cops showed up and started using terms like "stalking" and "kidnapping" and it was all bad.

Have you ever had sex in the snow?

[LethalDose]

No way man.


Ever have sex in your parents` bed.

[Entropy]

Nope. I don't think pussy is a prize worth a beating.

Ever try to talk a meter maid out of a parking ticket and succeed?

[LethalDose]

Never came across a meter maid...the ticket would be oput there when I got there.


Competed for a position on a television game show ?

[ozzman62]

No

Ever won a talent competition

[Entropy]

Negative.

Ever get caught scratching your brown star?

[ozzman62]

No ( I prefer to let the cat lick it )


Been caught fooling around in public .

[LethalDose]

No


Been caught talking to yourself ?

[ozzman62]

All the time

Been caught picking your nose .

[Entropy]

It happens.

Ever sneak down to better seats at a sporting event or concert?

[LethalDose]

Yes...The Sex Pistols Reunion..1996..Toronto Canada....I wasn`t gonna be in the stands for that one..:xd:


ever get into a fight with someone famous ?

[Entropy]

No, but there's a thread in here somewhere that exposes my desire to.

Ever drive cross-country?

[LethalDose]

No.


Drove a tractor trailer ?

[CULPRITE_INC]

no

want to drive a tractor trailer

[LethalDose]

yes


Have you ever given gifts to needy families on Christmas morning ?

[ozzman62]

Yes


Taken in a needy person and fed them.

[Entropy]

No, at least not in the sense of homeless.

Ever go to the movies and switch theaters because the first one was terrible?

[LethalDose]

Never did that.


Have you ever gone to school drunk?

[Entropy]

Yup.

Ever tell a girl to jump up and down just to watch 'em shake?

[LethalDose]

No.


Ever have a girl fall for the,"Can you touch your elbows together behind your back?" trick ?

[Blood]

Yup, it was me.

Ever cheated while playing candy land?

[LethalDose]

never


Ever won playing solitare(with real cards ?)

[Amythist]

Yes.
Ever done jello shots?

[Entropy]

Yes.

Ever get tired of karma taking so long to catch up to people?

[CULPRITE_INC]

yes


gotten locked up for some one elses bullshit.

[ozzman62]

Yes


Gone and kicked someones ass for taking their " Heat "

[LethalDose]

Verbally,for being involved in their heat.


Ever felt like you were being profiled ?

[ozzman62]

yes



ever put the " Rat " on someone that deserved it.

[LethalDose]

not that I recall.


Ever call that toll free number on the back of a package (such as potato chips) and complain ?

[StoneTheCrow]

No, I'm under the impression they really don't give a fuck.


Ever drive under a full moon with no headlights?

[LethalDose]

Just for a second..nothing to note.


Taken martial arts ?

[StoneTheCrow]

Only a little in Basic training.

Ever punched somebody in the throat?

[LethalDose]

No


Ever wack somebody with a stick (in a violent manner ?)

[StoneTheCrow]

Sorry to say,yes I have.


Ever bust your ass clowning around and embarrass the hell outta yourself?

[LethalDose]

Indeed.


Ever just blurt something out to someone that was never meant to be heard ?

[StoneTheCrow]

O gawd yes!!!


Ever feel the vindictive heat of a woman scorned?

[LethalDose]

No...actually it was ice cold..


stand up and watch her crumble ??

[StoneTheCrow]

Indeed


Quit a job just for the hell of it?

[LethalDose]

Never.


work two or more jobs ever at one time ?

[StoneTheCrow]

No, most of the jobs I had made it impossible.


Ever dip your pen in the company ink?

[LethalDose]

No.


Tell your boss how it was ?

[StoneTheCrow]

Yes


Not remember how you got home while gettin shit faced.

[LethalDose]

Yes.


Have you ever had sexual relations with an inter racial memeber of the opposite sex ??

[Amythist]

Yup(assuming you mean of a different race than yourself. I thought the relationship itself would be inter racial with two diffrent people of different race)
Have you ever taken the last cookie outta the cookie jar and denied it?

[StoneTheCrow]

Indeed, I'm gangsta like that.


Have you ever taken something from work because you felt you were owed something?

[LethalDose]

no


Have you ever travelled outside of your continent ?

[StoneTheCrow]

Not yet


Have you ever wanted to kiss somebody and just did it saying to hell with consequences? For those of you not in a relationship at the moment.

[LethalDose]

I`m in a relationship,and I will answer this..

Yes I did :)...and I am still with the lucky girl today !! :bigsmile:


Have you ever turn down no strings,I need/want it,non committal one night monkey sex with an optional second night if you liked it ??

[Entropy]

Yup.

Ever eaten a whole pizza?

[Aper]

Yes.

Cooked a nice meal to impress a potential partner?

[LethalDose]

yes.


Have you ever accepted sex for the handing of some kind of provision...shelter,free drinks,money,ect ?

[The Goddess]

no


gone on a date with someone you met on the internet?

[LethalDose]

No


Have you ever buried the hatchet and helped an ex who was in dyer need of help ?

[chi]

Yes

Have you ever talked your way out of a traffic ticket?

[LethalDose]

Indeed,I have :woot:


Have you ever served on jury ?

[Entropy]

Negative. Been called several times, but always produces a valid excuse.

Ever find yourself on a website you know you shouldn't be staring at, but can't seem to click the little red X?

[StoneTheCrow]

Yes, damn that midget porn!!!


Ever woke up in a strange place?

[Entropy]

Yup. Drunk, under a palm tree on someone's front lawn.

Ever take a plea bargain?

[chi]

No

Ever left the country to avoid arrest/prosecution?

[ozzman62]

No , Always faced the music .


Lied through your teeth to save a friend .

[Entropy]

Yup.

Confessed due to a guilty conscience?

[chi]

No.

Took the blame for someone else?

[jillybean]

Once
Lied about your age?

[LethalDose]

yes


Found a large amount of money and never reported it ?

[jillybean]

I wish
Dated three people at once?

[LethalDose]

No


Have you ever had sex with your best friends partner ?

[chi]

No

Fallen through the ice on a lake?

[The Goddess]

no

had sex on the first date?

[LEFT]

no

turned down sex on a last date?

[jillybean]

yes, unless I was a man

Been in a love triangle?

[StoneTheCrow]

Yes


Got caught with someone you wasn't supposed to be with?

[jillybean]

Have'nt we all?

Wanted something we can't have?

[StoneTheCrow]

Always


Got something you wanted after waiting for a long time?

[jillybean]

yes
Felt that when you get what you want, you don't want it?

[StoneTheCrow]

Never


Did something just to do it?

[jillybean]

Never, I'am an attractive girl, no need for it.

Been ashamed of something you've done too get laid?

[StoneTheCrow]

Nope

Tried something you never thought you'd try?

[jillybean]

Always

felt guilty of your situation?

[StoneTheCrow]

Maybe, if I could change it.


Intentionally sabotage a friends relationship because you thought it was wrong.

[jillybean]

Never, the only way I'd do that is as if I honestly felt I was the right person for him. And even still...

Felt like you betrayed a great friend?

[StoneTheCrow]

No, good friends are too hard to come by


seen your favorite band live?

[Bleed]

Indeed. Several times. With, and without makeup.

Fucked in Church?

[Angeleyes]

No

Had sex in your parents bed?

[jillybean]

yes
Had sex in a cab?

[The Goddess]

no


called a sex line?

[Entropy]

No.

Have you ever made cookies and ate them all before anyone else could get to them?

[Blood]

Nope, I enjoy sharing with people.

Have you ever purposely killed an animal?

[Entropy]

Yes.

Have you ever asked a leading question and gotten an annoying generic response?

[LethalDose]

Constantly


Have you ever been busted in a lie ?

[Entropy]

Never! Until now.

HYE listened to a song more than 3 times in a row?

[LethalDose]

yes


ever have surgery?

[Entropy]

No.

HYE thought about getting plastic surgery?

[Blood]

Yep, but only in passing. I doubt i could go through with it.

Ever eaten ramen noodles everyday for a week?

[Entropy]

No.

HYE left a friend stranded after a night out?

[LethalDose]

No


Have you ever driven over 100 MPH ?

[ozzman62]

yes

had a wet fart when you were out somewhere .

[jillybean]

yes
Have you ever thought about changing professions?

[LethalDose]

yes


ever have/had a job that you thoroughly enjoyed?

[Entropy]

No.

HYE wandered aimlessly?

[Blood]

Yup, it's how you get into adventures!

Have you ever shit in the bathtub? (when you were little doesn't count)

[ozzman62]

No lol


Pee`d in a stairway .

[Blood]

It's on my to-do list.

Ever punched someone in the face before?

[Bleed]

Yes.

Have you ever pulled a "Dine & Dash"?

[Entropy]

No.

HYE left a food or drink item on the top of your car and drove off?

[LEFT]

yes

have you ever left grocery items on the lower rack of the cart in the parking lot

[Entropy]

Nope.

HYE sworn to "never drink again"?

[Blood]

Yup

Have you ever went down on someone with stinky genitals?

[Entropy]

No, but I did open a window once.:squigglemouth:

HYE sold personal items to pay the bills?

[Blood]

Yup, i don't like things anyway so i try to sell everything i own when I'm a little behind on the bills.

Have you ever experienced vertigo before?

[Nik]

Yes. The first time I went to the Grand Canyon and looked down at the very bottom.

Have you ever gone out of your way to help a stranger just for the hell of it?

[LethalDose]

yup,and almost all of them look at me weird :sad:


Have you ever had sex in a moving vehicle ?

[Nik]

Yes. Unless you go by Clinton's definition of sexual relations.


Ever have a minor, one car accident and haul ass hoping no one saw you?

[crakkdukk]

Nope, I don't drive!

Have you ever been freaked on in public by your partner?

[Nik]

nope

Have someone hit on your partner in front of you?

[crakkdukk]

Yes

have you ever caught your partner staring at someone else?

[Nik]

Of course.

Have you ever called them on it?

[crakkdukk]

No we play a game called bum and when we see a hot chick we say bum and the other has to figure out who we are talking about

have you ever fallen off the bed while fucking

[Nik]

and kept going.

Ever talk about your exes with your partner?

[crakkdukk]

yes and it was a decent talk no fighting

have you ever had a super jealous partner

[Nik]

yes but not for very long.


ever talk to your partners ex?

[crakkdukk]

yes i drank with one of them a few times

have you ever tripped up a flight of stairs

[Nik]

Nope.

Have you ever tripped on mushrooms?

[crakkdukk]

yes

have you ever done acid?

[Nik]

Yes.

Ever had a bad trip?

[LethalDose]

No


Ever huffed inhalants ?

[Nik]

No.

Burned a bee hive out?

[Entropy]

No.

HYE made someone cry and enjoyed it?

[Blood]

Yep

Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?

[Nik]

Yup.

Dated someone just to meet their friends?

[crakkdukk]

no

hated your partners friends so much that you dumped him/her?

[Nik]

no

Broke up with a partner to date their friend?

[crakkdukk]

no

have you ever got drunk and puked in public

[Nik]

yes.

Had to look around for a while to figure out where you were after a hard night drinking?

[crakkdukk]

yes

have you ever woke up in the middle of nowhere wondering how you got there?

[Nik]

Yup. After a night of hard drinking. :bigsmile:

Honestly thought "dude, where's my car?" before that movie ever came out?

[crakkdukk]

Nope, I don't drive

have you ever farted in public and had someone hear it

[LethalDose]

Yes,but I thought I was alone :angel:


have you ever talked about your sex life with a sibling or other family member ?

[StoneTheCrow]

Yes, my brothers and me have been ungentlemanly on occasion. lol


Have you ever threw up on somebody at a party?

[LethalDose]

no


Have you ever gone out to eat,and not left a tip ?

[Blood]

Yup, if the service sucks i refuse to tip.

Ever sneezed so hard that you accidentally pooed your pants a bit?

[LEFT]

noooo

have you ever experienced a spontanious orgasm?

[Nik]

No.....

Ever failed to reach orgasm with your partner?

[Entropy]

Yes. Whiskey has its drawbacks.lol

HYE met a celebrity?